My mom speaks Klingon when she's mad/frustrated

[Dr.Gnar]

Anyone else's mom do this? Only when she's like, really pumped up angry. Like swear words, but all warped and stuff, like SHICO LICO FRICKENO YAAA. DAMNITOHHH BADAYAAAA SHHH

 

[Flying~Squirrel]

my mom just gets drunk and throws high-heels at me

 

[Poems]

holy shit me too ahahaha

 

[GayWolf420]

Your mother sounds really kinky, OP.

 

[anashyo]

like this

 

[edai]

hHHahaha holy shit what a dumb slut!

 

[Flying~Squirrel]

fuck you evan poems is my friend

 

[Dr.Gnar]

Hahahah I never thought to compare, but yes, much like Don Vito, but less directed or aggressive.

 

[EC-Skier]

i agree.

pics of mom are required, for scientific shit or something like that

 

[west-coast]

haha same with me op..hella random shit

 

[wellthisisold]

same with me too

I once had a D in a class, and she did something like this:

Mom: Nobody else has has a D!!! Why can't you be like them???!!!

Me: Uh... yeah, I know like for kids that do...

Mom: I don't care about other kids!!! Why do you have a D??!!!

She goes on some pretty gnarly rants.

 

[Juicy-J]

your mom is an alien