My mom never sleeps

[ktollefson_1080]

my mom never fuckin goes to bed. when ever i want to go to a party or hang with ppl at night shes always the fuck up. should i just like drug her? damn

 

[hael]

your mom never sleeps? my mom can't cry...

seriously, it's messed up. she hasn't cried in 5 years because all of her tears dried up...it's some weird disease...and i'm probably gonna get it to.

 

[andrewg]

make her dinner and disolve sleepin pillz in the food

 

[squeakywaffle]

My mom used to wake up at the slightest noise... if I went to the bathroom at like 3 in the morning or something even if I was as quiet as a ninja she would invariably wake up.

She didn't care if I was out late or staying up late or whatever but I always felt bad for waking her up.

 

[steezmonger]

As I've got older I find that I can survive on practically no sleep if I really want to. Get to about 24 and you become a machine. While you're growing you need shit loads.

 

[alev]

same, everytime i come home late my mom gets up and always was like 'oh i had to go to the bathroom' when i know i woke her up, and i alays feel bad

 

[Gnl.Weirdness]

it's what moms do, get used to it haha.

 

[Hannah.]

yeah my mom did that too

if i came home late i'd be up for a late night bitch session

or i;d get caught sneaking out

 

[killabees]

GHB

 

[SlickRick.]

my parents dont either, but they are always in the basement, so i can just sneak up to my room

 

[ski_cartel]

yea i use to be in the same boat, but lately shes been sleeping threw it because she knows its me coming in at 3 in the morning. Ushually if its any later then that I just crash at a buddys place to avoid waking her

 

[pns513]

my mom always wakes up and lets me sneak out but will wait in the family room and wait until i get home

 

[timmi]

my dad will stay awake untill every member of the family is in bed. not in the house, in bed. and since he wants to be asleep at like 12, everyone has to be in the house at like 12. its a pain,.

 

[skier_dude_1831]

i hate my mom

she never stays in one spot

always moving

I HATE IT

 

[steve.o]

yep, that meth will do it to you

 

[bhill2.0]

after i got caught with all this shit my mom used to bug out about the smallest thing and check my eyes and i noticed when she hugged me it was fake, she was just smelling my clothes and breath. sad. but shes cooled out , the door was always locked so i couldnt get in the house without seeing her. now shes cooler about it cus i havent fucked up. just learn to not get fucked up and find other ways of getting away with it

 

[ktollefson_1080]

my dad goes to bed at 10.... so if hes the pick up for anything. its 10 or someone else picks up

 

[unchyll]

drop a roofie n that hoes drank then hog tie her in a bath tub of cold water

 

[Tucks]

I hate cufues

 

[skier_dude_1831]

hahahahahahaha

 

[Rooddss]

dude its like all moms, they have this extra ability to foil our parties and plans. they know were gonna do someting bad and stupid even before we do it.

 

[lushlaxstr]

MY mom cant cum....consider youraself lucky, its like fucking sandpaper