My mom met method man

[JazzyJ]

in the mall today at the mac store. she complemented him on his metallic rasta shoes and he nodded his head.

 

[charmander]

rasta's played

 

[Nicholas.]

thats sick! she shoulda let him fuck her.

 

[killabees]

its the mef i would too

 

[bitchassphatz]

and by "mac store" he means the stripper joint. and by metallic raste shoes he mean magnum cock.

 

[bitchassphatz]

and by nodded his head he means nutted out of his head

 

[artfullydodged]

check if your mom's room smells like weed tomorrow

 

[mothaeast]

read between the lines!

 

[dave44]

what

the

fuck

dude

 

[Reptar]

haha ur icon scares me.

 

[Microcosm]

hahaha, comments like this is why I love ns. it really made my day.

 

[james44]

hahaha i love u

 

[comeatmebro]

did she smoke trees with him?

 

[Kevski]

gotta love NS, so wonderfully random

 

[wils.]

your mom methhh with method man

 

[lushlaxstr]

haha ncie

 

[-NY-STeeZE-]

my parents got divorced a while back but i started talking to my real dad who i never talked to before and he knows Xzibit(spelling) cause they both lived in albequerqe NM (spelling again_) and used to live in Fl whem he was a kid and used to surf with SLater

 

[-NY-STeeZE-]

and he said X's real name is Melvin lol

 

[Albrecht.]

ITS FUCKING ALVIN.

 

[-NY-STeeZE-]

shit thats what i meant, he told me like a moth ago

 

[Fish_Sandwich.]

how come you always have the best posts ever.

 

[charmander]

still man rastas palyed jsut like blacks

 

[charmander]

^ ok im sorry that was out of line

 

[Swan_Solo]

i like your icon

 

[charmander]

whose icon?

 

[caucasian_chad]

probably yours

 

[Swan_Solo]

the thread maker's

but yours is nice too

 

[Nicholas.]

i eat 1337cereal for breakfast!

 

[emopoppins]

that would do it

 

[EnemySki]

sick