MY MOM MADE ME BLEED

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SHE THROUGH A ROCK AT MY FACE BECAUSE I GOT A B IN MATH

NOW SHE GETS NO CHRISTMAS PRESENTS

hookers hit the dome like an eight of shrooms
 
wow. my parents would tell me good job when I brought home a report card with all B's and maybe a C+

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Screw this I'm going skiing
 
i'm way stoked if i get 3.5, if i got 3.8 i'd make out with myself

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I'm going back into my kitchen and continue to make out with fruit.-ice-is-scary

'i would love to be a engineer workin on the new 'high power' 6 liter toilets. i wonder if they get 300 pound guys to drop massive logs and see if they flush.'-4D (Chris)

no true, but you cant judge my english like you judge someone elses that live in for an example the US.. but still you can point out that, but not when i ask something that have something to do about flowers-dallan
 
crack rock??

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KNUCK IF YOU BUCK BWYA

'Answer: Your temp visa expiried and you were condemned to a meaningless life eating snakes with all the bushnecks in the outback' - iceiscary on why aussiepimp hates america
 
I get a c in math my parents hang the report card on the refridgerator and shower me with presents. If your mom insane.

What matters is what your doing. Not what they're doing.

 
that suckss

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[And if someday I find my peace of mind]

[I will share my wealth with all of human kind]
 
I made your mom bleed

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'221 is fucking hilarious'

~221
 
haha sucka. ya that would suck a nut. i hate math to, and my mom is fine with a C in that class but cha know...throwing a rock is a little steep eh?

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one time i had a great idea to spit on my arm and pour sand on it to reveal a wonderful shape and to my amazement it was a..................perfectly shaped KITE!-Lateralis

drinking is always the answer. dog dies? have a drink. got a F on your math final? have a drink. hooked up with you moms aunt? have a drink.-cj

 
yeah i got a B- in physics and my dad wants me to get extra help every day twice a day for the rest of the year. that's when I had to explain that i already got into college and don't need to care any more.

Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of

arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly

proclaiming...'Wow! What a ride!'
 
wow u all have phsyco parents,

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Pat

'The deep south? Isn't that the place where the black people are lazy and the white people are just as lazy, but they are mad at the black people for being lazy?'
 
the rock didnt make u bleed. THE REAL STORY.

She was mad. She wanted revenge. She throws a rock at ur head. U get knocked out. THEN, she periods on ur face. when u wake up, you dont remember anything just getting hit, and theres blood everywhere, so u wash up, stalk off and make this post.

C-Man
 
My parents get super proud of me if I pass. Right now I'm passing all my classes... I'm being worshipped here people. My average is probably a C- ... hahaha!

- Sasha

Did you like it? Did it sound kinda hot...

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'Does your mom have a unibrow?'

'Aren't you supposed to be in school? Yes, HAHAHAHAHAHA! Throwin' down some ten eightys! HAHAHAHAHAHA!'

'Do you know Fred Boot?'

'Maybe, what's his name?'
 
That's what happens when you are stupid though... Passing is a high achievement for me. Kind sucks haha

- Sasha

Did you like it? Did it sound kinda hot...

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'Does your mom have a unibrow?'

'Aren't you supposed to be in school? Yes, HAHAHAHAHAHA! Throwin' down some ten eightys! HAHAHAHAHAHA!'

'Do you know Fred Boot?'

'Maybe, what's his name?'
 
Throw the rock back you fucking pussy.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

GW Award December 3, 2004
 
well if there werent that many rocks thrown at your head then I beat you probably wouldn;t be getting B's

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Chris

Have a JIBARITO!

Guitaring for life

Suicide is your way of telling God, 'You can't fire me, I quit.'
 
same here society lol my parents went nuts when i got a A on my report card i swear they think im a fucking burnout

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Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life so get wasted all the time and have the time of ur life!!!
 
I'm pulling a solid 3.6 and my folks made me get a tutor because I got a C+ in world geography because I had been a junior olympics the week before the mid-term and I didnt study at all. Fuckin bitch parents suck more dick than pam anderson

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Oh... I thought you meant real anti-freeze, I was like 'Jesus man, you must be a drinking god to still be alive.' -skierman

'You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.'

'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'
 
and they always give me the 'It's not that it's bad, it's just that we know you can do better'. I'm like, no I fuckin cant do any better with a full time training schedule and no car so they say 'maybe you should take a break from skiing and pull your grades up a bit' and I'm like fuck you guys, I'm going skiing (cartman style).

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Oh... I thought you meant real anti-freeze, I was like 'Jesus man, you must be a drinking god to still be alive.' -skierman

'You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.'

'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'
 
i guess its good that she didnt chase you with a knife. but my parents were happy as long as i was accepted to university. they just wanted me to be more sucessful for them.

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

--->CCR*

'I hope you get hit by a neon'

'just make sure all the Jewish kids have rides'

'naahhmahhnahhhahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
 
For some reason my mom got real pissed at me just for making out with my sister! Huh what a phsyco!!

Pete is currently sulking around Mt. Hood, shooting with Poor Boyz Productions and hitting on Kristi Leskinen. She hates guys, Pete lamented, so it’s not going good. Apparently Canada isn’t the only thing that’s tough for Pete to get into.

-kamikaze

 
dude elgato not funny i actualy got grounded for a week this summer cause i turned the ac off for like 10 minutes
http://www.freeiPods.com/?r=13061053

eggs and bacon double steezy if you pleezy

you know when you see a bum and he tells you he's Jesus he probobly is so give him some cash all right

 
and shit dog a rock to the head is nothing if i dont pull my grades up i wont get to go skiing this winter yeah a rock doesnt even come close to skiing
http://www.freeiPods.com/?r=13061053

eggs and bacon double steezy if you pleezy

you know when you see a bum and he tells you he's Jesus he probobly is so give him some cash all right

 
wow i thought my step mom wuz a bitch, ur mom is a sketchball

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'my woman thinks im fuckin one of her best friends and if she keeps bein gay about it im goin to fuck this girl cuz im tired of hearing it'-Lanemeyers

-sticks and snow will break my bones and i will bleed profusely-
 
why?

'what?' Lauren every time you ask her a question for the first time!

skiing what i thought this was a porn site and every one i was talking to were sexy ppl ..i thought skiing was a sex term we all uesed. damn!-twintiprider

'did you know your skiing backwards?'

a female tourist to me at breck while riding switch down a trail to the park.
 
i get terrible grades... (obviously)

the only thing my mom throws my way are butterfly kisses.

 
my parents would love me if i got a b dam

'ugh i hate kids like you who always ski backwards on your double sided skis while im snowplowing'- NewSchool450

'ski boards are like communism, they are good in theory but in reality they just dont work well.'-winterkid33

'and I'm like fuck you guys, I'm going skiing (cartman style).'-davidh
 
^agreed. time to file some domestic abuse charges.

Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of

arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly

proclaiming...'Wow! What a ride!'
 
ill be lucky if i get 3.0

'i think i'll go with shouldabeen for the first name and abeejay for the middle name, reguardless of if its a boy or girl'-CameIToeJam on what he would name his kids

i hate ski patrolers
 
LMFAO!! Thats funny shit... at first when i read it in te forum i was thinking whats she do anal probe you, so i built up the courage to see what you ment by that.'my mom made me bleed'

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'Belong, Thats a Very Sexist Way To Talk About these Bitches'- Ali G

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Get On Your Knees And Smile Like A Doughnut

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TheSaying Around Here Is: Go Big Or Go HOME

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The Original Pornographer of NS
 
one night creep into her bedroom with a cd player and make her listen to 'kim' by eminem, but only the part where it says bleed bitch bleed and then put a knife beside her pillow and then a picture of you beside her and a picture of her where its written 19w/e-today and she wont bother you anymore.\

My mom wants me to have an A so that I get into university or else I wouldnt ski so im kinda relieved now cuz I got it for the first term.

God created alcohol so that ugly women could still have sex.

(My real ID is french_hucker)
 
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