My mom just said

*Neil

*Neil

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mom: i dont like that site

me: Why?

mom: all the people on it are freaks

thats right my mom thinks u are all freaks

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'Don't be a pussy Waldie. It is impossible to get hurt on this jump' my words to Steven Waldie just before he hit the jump and broke his coller bone.
 
tell her i said 'hi', and also tell her that i'm not a freak

'Anyone got any hot sisters they wanna sell?'

-skipimp_

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse
 
and i think your moms hot.

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I like my boots like my women, rear entry.
 
there's a milf that goes to my school. i want to have sex with her

'Anyone got any hot sisters they wanna sell?'

-skipimp_

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Uhhh... madd-trixx... i'm truly scared. The fact that you attend school with a Milf in your classes scares me. Unless she's a tilf... that'd make sense. But a milf being a student.... creepy.

Oh, and tell your mom I want to lick her clean.

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'if you were doing one of them doggystyle and she flexed her butt cheeks, your dick would get ripped off.'

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one of my best friends mom is a milf... i like to spend the night at his house. she doesnt care when anybody stumbles into her house with her son and she always cooks good hangover breakfasts. best part? Cameron's dad and her are divorced!

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whats your mom doing on NS? and if shes lookiing around tell her to get a screen name and start posting! that'd be tight

the magazine is called 'POWDER' cool! - my stupid non-skiing friend
 
actually there are 2 milfs in my school. and yes, they are both students. kinda wierd, but hey, i live in fayette county(look it up on the internet, it's like the poorest county in PA)

'Anyone got any hot sisters they wanna sell?'

-skipimp_

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse
 
how can she make an opinion without knowing us? or maybe....

'pro - peagna? What the fuck is that?' - my friend looking at my Propaganda DVD (he's not to bright)

'nah im still going to ski, im just going to board when im... bored...' darryl hunt
 
maybe she's stalking us.. i dont understand this milf student concept, i mean it's always good to have a cougar as a classmate im sure but is it like someone's mom? would be strange to have your mom in a class with you.. and shes the hot chick of the class.. weird

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.
 
tell you're mom i like to eat babies!

'Don't tell my parents Rob. They think I don't drink!' - a very drunk girl at the 2Track premier in Ottawa
 
here's the deal with the milf's in my school....they are hot.......they both have a baby.....quite simple actually

'Anyone got any hot sisters they wanna sell?'

-skipimp_

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse
 
how old are they?

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'Don't be a pussy Waldie. It is impossible to get hurt on this jump' my words to Steven Waldie just before he hit the jump and broke his coller bone.
 
anyways, being a freak isnt really bad, most of the time people just interpret it the wrong way (way to offensively) though in this case, i think i was used in a negative way... yeah, thats okay.

yay for being freaks!!

~*How much blood can fall to the soil, before one can feel?*~
 
ahh now the whole school milf thing is coming to me.. girls with babies.. i always think of people's moms when i hear milf..

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.
 
Ya, same here. i was thinking your peers mother when I thing of MILF.

And ya, it'd be interesting to have a mother start posting on her. It'd be an interesting new view. haha.

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'skogen-chick likes box. Thats hot.'

~Detective

'if you were doing one of them doggystyle and she flexed her butt cheeks, your dick would get ripped off.'

~Alpentalik on the subject of Serena and Venus Williams
 
man if there 17 and 18 there not milfs, milfs are like 25 +

'Don't like hesh - Don't like rap - kicked ol' sally cos she fat - I'm a jerk I'm a punk took a shower cos I stunk - smoked a bong killed a cat - had my nuts attacked by rats dad got nude - I wore a thong - for a hobby I make bombs' Tom DeLounge

 
well since the term milf means mom id like to fuck wouldnt that qualify them as milfs regardless of age, i kinda agree tho, stiflers mom was still hot as a middle aged woman

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jeff richards mom is a milf, i know u guys dont know him, but he might b on this site

I'm a HoBum
 
the one chick is a cheerleader and at all the football games i get the 'milf' chant goin

'Anyone got any hot sisters they wanna sell?'

-skipimp_

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse
 
she always acts like she doesn't notice, but we all know deep down..................................................she wants to have sex with me

'Anyone got any hot sisters they wanna sell?'

-skipimp_

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse
 
ahhaah thats great the milf chant, hmm no milfs at my school but i still want a milf chant

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Got Yoohoo?
 
no believe me...she wants to have sex with me....at least i wish

'Anyone got any hot sisters they wanna sell?'

-skipimp_

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse
 
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