MY MOM FLIPPED TANNER

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Marg

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I bet all of you that were at the Open heard about this. I wrecked my knee so i stayed in iced and watched paris hilton on TV. But my buddy ty and his dad and my mom went out to that party gathering on Wednesday night of the open. Aparently T$ and CR were tryin to pick up my mom when they were a lil tipsy. My mom doesnt no much about skiing but when Tanner said his name during his pickup scheme my mom caught on and was like you little basturd and dropped him on his ass. My mom owned T$ haha

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^ or t$ had too much to drink

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hahahah thats awesome. werd to your motha

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and i'm the government. *beats native over the head with drum and kicks him off his land. serves you right motherfucking shitty drummer

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haha that would be awesome if your mom got banged by tanner and cr and then your dad got pissed and they had a c-crew vs your dad fight

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no, all of my friend snowblade 2, skiing is gay, y do u need poles? snowblades r sick. - linesnowblades

 
pictures of ur mom?? let us see what tanner was trying to get...

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so dude your like what 6 or 7 yrs old, yea lets see the pics of your mom the bomb

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guys...the mommy looks like this...

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that's awesome.

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Hahaha, nice.

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Did you like it? Did it sound kind of hot?
 
tanner is a pretty ugly dood. he has no eyebrows.

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na'h tanners hot!

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'this kids a total tool.... the only reason he gets to 'ski, skate and blaze cron with josh and tj' are bc they make him suck their cocks for companionship on the slopes..'
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pro ho^

plus margetts(couldntgetausername)'s mom is hot hahaha, and margetts dad beaked tanner the day after to, it was so funny

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tanners a fucken little bitch

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it was pretty funny. the morning after i was standing at the top of the course when tanner strolled in. I was like whats up T rumour has it you were tryin to pick my mom up last night. He was like oh shit that was your mom I'm so sorry. I was like dont apologise to me go apologise to my mom right over there. Him and Cr went and said sorry to her it was so funny

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Call The police he has no pants

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thats fucking rad

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thats so funny. i was at big air throwin out ninthward shirts and your mom came up to me and told me the story so i gave her a shirt it was great. t is my boy, but thats some funny shit. an to all you out there she was good lookin

 
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thats so funny i'm wearing that shirt right now

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Call The police he has no pants

High North Session 5 here I come

Johnny Moseley can do anything

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WOW
 
^ ya youve got it all figured out its just another elaborte scheme to say that i talked to tanner

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Call The police he has no pants

High North Session 5 here I come

Johnny Moseley can do anything

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WOW
 
ahh, how long is that mcl gonna keep you out?

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its my medial meniscus and i'm gunna try skiing tomorro i dont think i can jump yet

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Call The police he has no pants

High North Session 5 here I come

Johnny Moseley can do anything

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WOW
 
so lucky, one of my friends was out for a few months with mcl. if your mom was 10 years younger, single, and you werent born yet - you could have been tanners son.

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Now wtf was your mom doing at a skiing afterparty dude, are you like an accident and your mom is only 28, cuz thats kinda weird...

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