My Life Is Newschooler

I am soo far from understanding this thread, and no i dont even know what afterbang is. Not up with the new lingo these days, bring back cross tip grabs.
 
Today i was in the park with NS stickers all over my helmet, a fellow NSer came up and asked how to get to Chad's Gap from the bottom of Alta. I had no idea what he's talking about because i've only been a member for a year and have contributed 50 pointless threads and have 1000 POSTS!
 
When someone shows me a picture on their phone that I have already gotten, I tell them its a repost.

They don't know what I'm talking about
 
Today, I worked on college applications for 7 hours. 6 hours and 53 minutes of that time was spent on NS, the other 7 minutes were bathroom breaks
 
today i saw someone post something on facebook i didnt like so i went to lower his karma but remembered it wasn't newschoolers. MLINS
 
spent my afternoon putting new ski related stickers on my car and pointlessly bitching about how i cant go skiing because there isn't any snow and my skis are getting waxed anyway.

MLINS

also, one of the stickers says "screw the net, surf the backcountry" and i felt like i was contradicting my life since last may.

MLINS
 
i went into a depression after purchasing new boots and jacket and getting stoked, only to realize i have 5 weeks untill i can ski. mlins
 
Theres so many skiier mags littering my room it appears as the flooring. MLINS

I check weather.com like my life depends on it.............oh wait it does. -MLINS
 
today, i spent my entire math class drawing sick park set ups. MLINS
today, i stopped my girlfriend in the middle of a conversation because i saw a hand rail and had to examine it to see if it was skiable. MLINS
 
Back
Top