My Life Is Newschooler

FUUU I'm doing that right now... I need a solid 8 hours of sleep a day, but thanks to NS, it usually ends up closer to 6...
 
Started cramming 5 hours before my midterm today because I spent all weekend on ns. Just finished said midterm and am now lurking nsg from outside the classroom while I wait to get picked up. MLINS
 
For the past two weeks, every day, I put on my boots, skis, a tall tee, beanie, poles, basketball shorts below my ass, and a bandana on and buttter in my room for about an hour. MLINS
 
Today I got $10.80 in change at the convenience store. I told the clerk working, "1080! Dude, steezy!" He didn't find it as funny as I did. MLINS
 
I had my window open and fan blowing last night. My roommate was freezing, I was enjoying it. MLINS

I walk to the dining hall for breakfast in shorts and a hoodie when it's like 40F out and love every second of it. MLINS

When I'm out at night I try to see if I can see my breath. MLINS

Those are more my life is skiing but whatever.
 
If you haven't heard:

Yesterday, my mom texted me "How's life?" And I responded, I'm serious about this, "My life is dildos."She responded, "Real or plastic?" /thread
 
the site i visit most often isn't facebook, and i'm the only one of my friends who this is true for. MLINS
 
Today, I decided I would go to my favourite indoor slope tomorrow, just so I can be in the snow, it's 2,5 hours away. MLINS
 
today i told 3 people about newschoolers, nothing better then belonging to the great church of newschoolers and spreading the word of this beautful site mlins
 
All look for is people wearing jibberish so i can yell to them, mellow urban rails and 50x50 gif files that move so i can have the best logo. MLINS
 
today i woke to my first snow, ran outside butt naked with a boner, made a snow man and raped it. MLINS
 
Today, I sat outside in my front yard in a tall t and ski boots for 5 hours just waiting for the google earth car to come by. My girlfriend came outside and told me I had just wasted my whole day. I replied very cooly, ” go back to the kitchen” MLIB and NS
 
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