My left nut is huge

samck89

samck89

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oh my god, today i n lacrosse this fucking retarted missed the net and connected with my nuts. its the most pain ive ever been in, i couldnt walk fo 10 minutes and now i still have to wobble with my legs spread out to make sure not to bump it. anyways its swollen to about 4 times average size and its really fucked up. just to give you an idea of the pain, i took 3 vikadin when i got home and it barely touched it. so any tips? my friends dad is a doctor and he said ice it and ive been trying, but if you got any sweet reccomendations let me know

 
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dude, the same thing happened to me playing lax, only i got kicked in the nuts. either way, it sucks. my ball was swollen for like 2 - 3 weeks and i had to wear a jock strap to school to support my swollen nut. it got all black and blue and bruised!

sorry dude!

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HAHAHAHHA, MY LEFT NUT IS HUGE!!!!! Thats quite possibly the most hilarious thing ever. Sorry for your pain though brah. Maybe just walk it off........ HAHHA, Left Nut Is Huge!

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this kid cup checked me bad yesterday, so today i fuckin owned him. it was OVER.

does any1 no the name of the song that goes WHOOHO! dunananna WHOOHO!skierdude11

please... that is not a question... it is a quote. i know the song. and no, most of you have it wrong anyway.
 
it pisses me off because i wasnt even like in the viscinity of where his shot should have gone but the kids on my team are so fucking bad

 
im sorry for you. if i played, id wear a cup

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worst pain iv ever felt was playin tennis and i wasnt payin atention and got hit right on the sweet spot

pretend you will give the guy head to give back your skis, he probably will accept, then once he whipps his cock out, steal it-SteezePatro

if you want to be a real gangster wear your ski boots to the dance. when he starts shit when youre
 
everytime I hear a story about balls I do that wincing thing...I got whipped with a basketball in the left nut, you have to jump around on your heels, that's what all doctors or coaches I've ever had say, it keep blood flow and decreases swelling and unwanted weeping/pussing/premature ejaculation

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...funny?

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good ideas

hope i wont have to try em anytime soon

pretend you will give the guy head to give back your skis, he probably will accept, then once he whipps his cock out, steal it-SteezePatro

if you want to be a real gangster wear your ski boots to the dance. when he starts shit when youre
 
id get it checked out if it doesnt go away

a kid i know had to get one removed because most of us dont wear cups because they get so fuckin anooying but he took a bounce shot to the nuts and his nads twisted around each other and his sack swelled big time

 
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man that has got to be painful

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yo you think thats bad i no a kid that got kicked and his ball went into him and tyhey had to suck it out with this vacum thing ewww gives me the chills

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...you watched your friend stick his right nut up his butt... thats kinky gay sex if ive ever heard it

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hahahahaha

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"dude. i've read freeze, talked on the phone, ate pizza, and did homeowrk all at the same time... while i was taking a shit!"- seanpistol

 
agree.

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i cant beleve i clicked on this. that sucks, try iceing it!

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I have a friend who's nut is the size of my fist, no bull shit. Fluid build-up and risky to drain it for some reason...or maybe he jsut wont drain it? A FIST!

 
some kid got his nut stepped on in rugby a couple weeks ago and it exploded

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same...one time i was skiing when i was like 8 or so and i was going down a groomer thinking i was the shit and then i spazticaly planted my pole inbetween my legs, it jammed into my balls and i summersalted over it, landing with a thud on my back

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im so afriad of popping my nut like a grape, I hope everyone who reads this cringes.

To test the junior gang members the older gang members said you had to squeeze your balls to show you can take pain and that your a man. Some sick shit

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hahaha preDICKament thats clever

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fuck...i opened this thread thinking that i had found someone who also had a severely disformed nut. but no, i am still the man with the big right nut. everytime a chick sees it, she's mesmerized and starts to play with it. i tell her to stop, to stop making fun of my nut but she can't stop. no, she can't stop. and then she just giggles and keeps going.

just a quick story (thats true) about my unnaturally large right nut.

get better soon!

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id post pics but theyd probably get deleted and isnt that illegal child pornography or does it count?plus i dont really want pictures of my balls floating around the internet

 
probably best to keep it to yourself

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why would he post pics of his nuts? anyway thats actually hilarious but that really sucks man hope u feel betta soon

 
There's this kid at my school, who has some problem or something, which has made his left nut the size of a golf ball! no joke i've seen it, and its huge.

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^golf ball isnt that huge

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They say life is like ice cream, uve got to enjoy it before it melts. Thats why i go skiing, to keep my icecream cold.

~my english teacher wanted to flunk mein junior high,by the time im finished ill be 35, i smacked him in the face with an erasor,chased him with a stapler, and told him to change the grade on the flipin paper~ BRAD RAD*NORTHEAST CULT*
 
that happend at my school this kid sent like a 80 mph shot into this guys balls and i herd he had to have sugery but he was awasome and he also broke a kids arm erlier in the year but he hurts people so much

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yeah i got my worst ball pain playing lacrosse too. it was actually my coach who hit me in practice. walked around like a cowboy for a while.

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my moms friends son got hit in the nads in an lax practice, and he wasnt wearing a cup, and they had to do surgery on his sack because he had so much internal bleeding.

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thats nasty. just dont play lacross. play something like soccer, much safer plus the ball doesnt hurt as much.

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actually i take that back, i cant tell you how many times ive gotten hit in the balls playing soccer.

A LESSON FROM A HARDCORE SMOKER:

if your really hardcore you can just smoke out of your hands. make a loose fist but keep your fingers together and pack the entire empty space in the middle with herb. then open up your pinky finger enough so that the herb doesnt fall out but you can light it. then just breath in from the top hole and ull get mad respect -eastar5
 
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