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youneedmorelumber
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dont leave, we just met
MadTrixter
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youneed, get a fucking life. i know that i'm a poat whore, but i still manage to get about 4-5 days of skiing a week in, not just sit around on my ass averaging like 20 posts a day. you don't even know skipimp_. i mean, i don't either, and i'm been here about 3 times longer than you
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Viva la Resistance!
'theres much worse things that the police should worry about than a little peice of shit kid that cant handle being duct taped to a pole.'
-lineski1260
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Viva la Resistance!
'theres much worse things that the police should worry about than a little peice of shit kid that cant handle being duct taped to a pole.'
-lineski1260
andyrightcoast
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EastCoastPride
Active member
He's donated.
You haven't.
Stop whining.
What has a whale done for you lately?
You haven't.
Stop whining.
What has a whale done for you lately?
andyrightcoast
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EastCoastPride
Active member
Andy, you posted just before me, I was talking to madd_trixx, it's okay to be disgruntled (you) but it is annoying to read something like what madd_trixx wrote, pointless anger, especially after what he did in his younger days.
What has a whale done for you lately?
What has a whale done for you lately?
MadTrixter
Active member
younger days? shit, i'm still one of the biggest post whore, but at least i get out. and i'm working on donating. after the holidays, once i get some cash i'll donate
*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse
Viva la Resistance!
'theres much worse things that the police should worry about than a little peice of shit kid that cant handle being duct taped to a pole.'
-lineski1260
*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse
Viva la Resistance!
'theres much worse things that the police should worry about than a little peice of shit kid that cant handle being duct taped to a pole.'
-lineski1260
fuckers....yo, ott crew?
anything to do with ottawa?
doesn't anyone live in caLgary?
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anything to do with ottawa?
doesn't anyone live in caLgary?
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man you have no problems sleeping at all you just pass out everynight
--mesa like butter--
--mesa like butter--
HEY ALL YOU BITCHES! I JUST GOT MY NEW SKIS ON WARRANTY!!!!!! HELLS YEAH BABY, I GOT THE MACHETE SIN'S!!!!!! HOLY FUCK THEY'RE SWEET!!! I HAVE A 10-INCH BON-ER! I HAVE A 10 INCH BON-ER! I AM EVIL HOM-ER! SO DOES ANYONE IN CALGARY QWANT TO TAKE ME SKIING? PLEASE? I HAVE BIG BALLS!
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youneedmorelumber
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JUST GO
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Save the Trees, and Smoke them.
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it's like plus 15 here, no snow. I went to Sunshine, it was sweet, I love that resort. well, I live in ottawa, so thats why I was wondering. Where do you ski? what area of town you in?
Im not leaving yet, Im just posting in this thread. thats it.
i almost hit an elk
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Im not leaving yet, Im just posting in this thread. thats it.
i almost hit an elk
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wassup y'all, I got a killer story for you today, one worthy of imortality on NS.
Well, as most of you know, Im in Katimavik, and Im not explaining what it is again, so shut up. i was at a camp over christmas volunteering for cancer kids and developmently disabled adults. It was pretty cool, There are some funny fuckers there. Anyways, there are about 50 campers and about 70 volunteers, 30 of them were also other katimavik people i knew from other groups. There were crazy hotties there, and yes, this story has to do with the crazy hotties. So the first night, after we finish cleaning shit and wiping asses and putting the campers to bed, we hit up the hot tub, and after seeing so much ass, we're horny as rosie o'donell at the playbot mansion. So theres about 20 people in the hot tub, and the juices are flowin. me n another guy and 2 girls decide we need some booze to get this party started, so we hit up the kitchen, and sneak into the basement and steal a 24 and 2 bottles of wine. just the 4 of us get hammed in the guys tent, and one of the girls wants to go get more, So i go with her, and we go around back of the lodge and start to go at it, her back against the wall. All of a sudden the door opens and a girl asked us if we were knocking...haha, nope, we weren't knocking. So after that, we go back to the tent and drink som more, and then we go in to watch movies. The first girl takes off to bed, but the other one is now wit me on the couch. The guy is on the computer, and so I once again find myself with a gorgeous french chick, and Im lovin life. I didn't sleep with her that night, but the story gets better. The next night, we grab some more booze and hit up the tub. theres 3 girls and 4 guys, andwe all get naked, cept for one chick who was like 'it's my choice, respect that' and So I was like whatever, fuck off. And so after all the guys are super horny, me n that other guy, ill call him tony, take off with one of the girls. We go back to the tent, and we're drinking n shit, and she goes to take a piss. so Tony asks me 'You wanna run a train?'. i was like sure, i'm up for it, and so she comes back and tony just takes all her clothes off and she's like 'ok, here we go...' and then shes naked suckin me while tony fucks her in 6 different positions, and then we switch it up, and I got shafted with sloppy seconds, biut that was cool, cause I was so drunk it took me like 30 min to get it up, so i went at it and this chick is loud. Fuckin loud. screamin shit like 'Fuck me hard! harder!', and then yellin 'spank me!' and tony spankes her, and she says harder, and hes slappin away, im puggin away, and shes screamin. I thought for sure people heard us. Anyways after it was done, we went inside and watched movies, she told us that she had 6 orgasms. I was like, damn, Im gettin better at this sex thing. And that is my story about Easter Seals Handicapped Christmas camp.
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Well, as most of you know, Im in Katimavik, and Im not explaining what it is again, so shut up. i was at a camp over christmas volunteering for cancer kids and developmently disabled adults. It was pretty cool, There are some funny fuckers there. Anyways, there are about 50 campers and about 70 volunteers, 30 of them were also other katimavik people i knew from other groups. There were crazy hotties there, and yes, this story has to do with the crazy hotties. So the first night, after we finish cleaning shit and wiping asses and putting the campers to bed, we hit up the hot tub, and after seeing so much ass, we're horny as rosie o'donell at the playbot mansion. So theres about 20 people in the hot tub, and the juices are flowin. me n another guy and 2 girls decide we need some booze to get this party started, so we hit up the kitchen, and sneak into the basement and steal a 24 and 2 bottles of wine. just the 4 of us get hammed in the guys tent, and one of the girls wants to go get more, So i go with her, and we go around back of the lodge and start to go at it, her back against the wall. All of a sudden the door opens and a girl asked us if we were knocking...haha, nope, we weren't knocking. So after that, we go back to the tent and drink som more, and then we go in to watch movies. The first girl takes off to bed, but the other one is now wit me on the couch. The guy is on the computer, and so I once again find myself with a gorgeous french chick, and Im lovin life. I didn't sleep with her that night, but the story gets better. The next night, we grab some more booze and hit up the tub. theres 3 girls and 4 guys, andwe all get naked, cept for one chick who was like 'it's my choice, respect that' and So I was like whatever, fuck off. And so after all the guys are super horny, me n that other guy, ill call him tony, take off with one of the girls. We go back to the tent, and we're drinking n shit, and she goes to take a piss. so Tony asks me 'You wanna run a train?'. i was like sure, i'm up for it, and so she comes back and tony just takes all her clothes off and she's like 'ok, here we go...' and then shes naked suckin me while tony fucks her in 6 different positions, and then we switch it up, and I got shafted with sloppy seconds, biut that was cool, cause I was so drunk it took me like 30 min to get it up, so i went at it and this chick is loud. Fuckin loud. screamin shit like 'Fuck me hard! harder!', and then yellin 'spank me!' and tony spankes her, and she says harder, and hes slappin away, im puggin away, and shes screamin. I thought for sure people heard us. Anyways after it was done, we went inside and watched movies, she told us that she had 6 orgasms. I was like, damn, Im gettin better at this sex thing. And that is my story about Easter Seals Handicapped Christmas camp.
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EastCoastPride
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I was that girl. I had 2 orgasms, not 6. Stop lying. You were the worst I ever had.
Are you sure this girl wasn't actually a 'camper'?
What has a whale done for you lately?
Are you sure this girl wasn't actually a 'camper'?
What has a whale done for you lately?
made up?
why do you say that?
just cause you don't have crazzy sex stories, that means that no one else does?
knowing me, I figured you would believe every word. meh.
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why do you say that?
just cause you don't have crazzy sex stories, that means that no one else does?
knowing me, I figured you would believe every word. meh.
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my new years sucked ass, i was locked up in a basement watching dvd's with my katimavik group. we watched ice Age. yay. i got to drink though...but new years day was sweet..I was in Jasper for N.Y and we walked on a canyon floor and went into giant ice caverns and down frozen ice slides. it was fuckin rad. i tripped going down one slide and went face first into the slush...gfot all fucked up. What was cool was that 10 min after i got there, i was walking the strip and some guys havin a party up in a hotel dropped a pair of socks and wasked someone to throw them back up, and I went over and was trying to thrrow them up, bt thwe guy wasn't catching them, he was snapping tons of digital pics of me, when they landed on the balcony they tossed me a beer and I was like sweet. Walkedthe rest of the strip sippin on a kokanee, enjoyin the rockies and the snow....it was safe.
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Hey, heres a story
As you know, I live with 12 people in a small ass house as part of my youth program. Anyways, I went to download, and opened the door and theres a guy I live with putting duct tape on his cock because he read in cosmo that duct tape gets rid of warts better than liquid nitrogen. Funniest moment of my life.
period.
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As you know, I live with 12 people in a small ass house as part of my youth program. Anyways, I went to download, and opened the door and theres a guy I live with putting duct tape on his cock because he read in cosmo that duct tape gets rid of warts better than liquid nitrogen. Funniest moment of my life.
period.
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mmmmmmmmm
souse mes verrues de queue
hahaha
chupa me el pito
ich esse die schlachsahne mit kasekuchen
eat a dick
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souse mes verrues de queue
hahaha
chupa me el pito
ich esse die schlachsahne mit kasekuchen
eat a dick
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heres the latest entry into my saga:
Well friends......it's definetely wild Times At
Kisielius High.
For starters, I have officially dropped out of
katimavik. I am no longer a part of that wonderful
organization. I have chosen to take off with John and
aric and live in Calgary. The craziest day of my life
began like this:
It was a bright and sunny mornig in Strathmore, AB,
and I awoke to sounds of puking and realized it was
me. I had a crazy hangover, the night before, a blur.
I remember Aric ad John smoking a bone In the private
room in the club, snuck in ad shit. Lots of 1.99 beers
and hundreds of 9 cent wings. Aric the vegetarian?
coulda fooled me. so I wake up to bickering as usual
in the Katimavik house, people stepping over and on me
and john, (Aric and john snnuck into the house late
night to catch some z's) and decided that this place
is not where I want to be anymore. We venture to the
City of Strathmore where I work(ed), and went to
examine the stripped out, but functional, 1964 school
bus. here it is. My dream. To be a ski bum in a bus.
Wow, it is within my grasp. We talk to the mechanic
and he says the city won't sell it. It's been sitting
for 5 years, but they wont sell it. Fuckers! But wait!
He has an 88 honda civic hatchback for sale. Ok, not
quite a bus, but I guess it'll do. We get a ride to
calgary to go to the bank to get the cash, and a guy
in a truck pulls up, and says hes got 2 3000$ tower
speakers for sale. 400$ each. I take a look, he's got
a good story, he works at an audio story, so John
gambles and picks em up for 8 bills. go back to
strathmore, We dish out 5 bills, buy the sucker, go
over to the insurance company, get me a policy, pay
1800 for 6 months, get the car registered, buy the
plate, put it on the car. It's 12:00. Wow. Here we
are. We can go all over the rockies and ski anywhere
we want. Sweet. Pack up our shit, go to calgary to see
our new place. we pull up to a modern day castle. Walk
down stairs and are blown away, full living
accomodations, kitchen, bathroom, washer/dryer, 'wave,
sweet place. 250 a month. Shit. can this get any
better? it's 5:00. We decide we need a roof rack for
our skis. We find this guy who has one for cheap, go
to his place in calgary.......wierdest house ever.
Theres wierd hand scrawled egyptian symbols on the
door. We go in..it's an entire apartment building like
a 100 years old. A dog suddenly runs up the stairs
past us. Wierd. We get to the top, and this place has
fucking everything...EVERYTHING! so he walks in, and
he's called the wizard, and he is one wierd ass mofo.
We get the rack and decide to get a tv and an amp
later off of him. We get in the car and cruise the
coolest street in the world, 17th ave in calgary. We
get to the downtown core, and stop at a red light. It
turns green, We move, on top of the world, we got a
ski rack, a place, a ride.......bet it was just too
easy. I blink, the light is red. Brake. It's snowing.
Slide right through a red light and t-bone a 2002
honda civic. It's 6:00. windows smashed. car's
totalled. We're fucked....F-U-C-K-E-D. Cops come, tow
the car, take our keys, ad we are standing there with
nothing but our new roof rack in our hands. It's 6:10.
the intersection is clean. A cop comes over, gives me
a 200$ ticket and a charge that could take 4 points
and kick my rates up 57%. Thanks. We take the train
home. My ass is sore from the royal reaming it just
recieved. everyone's alive. great. Get a call, the
pussy in the other car says he got hurt. Load of SHIT!
he was ready to beat the shit out of me, no way was he
hurt. Anyways.
had a car
didn't go very far
haha world, very funny
go ahead
take all our fucking money
6 hours later
I make the top 10
enemies of the co-operataors
gimme a pen
I have to sign
for this 200$
fine.
thanks you.
So Im on my own, and life never slows down, specially
for yours truly.
If anyone wants to come visit, we got a place, the
rockies are right here, and I would love to take you
to see them. Phone me if you want (403) 273-9763.
thats all for now.
I gotta go get my car outtla the lot.
maybe go smoke some pot.
lates
Shawn 'The Civic Killer' Kisielius
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Well friends......it's definetely wild Times At
Kisielius High.
For starters, I have officially dropped out of
katimavik. I am no longer a part of that wonderful
organization. I have chosen to take off with John and
aric and live in Calgary. The craziest day of my life
began like this:
It was a bright and sunny mornig in Strathmore, AB,
and I awoke to sounds of puking and realized it was
me. I had a crazy hangover, the night before, a blur.
I remember Aric ad John smoking a bone In the private
room in the club, snuck in ad shit. Lots of 1.99 beers
and hundreds of 9 cent wings. Aric the vegetarian?
coulda fooled me. so I wake up to bickering as usual
in the Katimavik house, people stepping over and on me
and john, (Aric and john snnuck into the house late
night to catch some z's) and decided that this place
is not where I want to be anymore. We venture to the
City of Strathmore where I work(ed), and went to
examine the stripped out, but functional, 1964 school
bus. here it is. My dream. To be a ski bum in a bus.
Wow, it is within my grasp. We talk to the mechanic
and he says the city won't sell it. It's been sitting
for 5 years, but they wont sell it. Fuckers! But wait!
He has an 88 honda civic hatchback for sale. Ok, not
quite a bus, but I guess it'll do. We get a ride to
calgary to go to the bank to get the cash, and a guy
in a truck pulls up, and says hes got 2 3000$ tower
speakers for sale. 400$ each. I take a look, he's got
a good story, he works at an audio story, so John
gambles and picks em up for 8 bills. go back to
strathmore, We dish out 5 bills, buy the sucker, go
over to the insurance company, get me a policy, pay
1800 for 6 months, get the car registered, buy the
plate, put it on the car. It's 12:00. Wow. Here we
are. We can go all over the rockies and ski anywhere
we want. Sweet. Pack up our shit, go to calgary to see
our new place. we pull up to a modern day castle. Walk
down stairs and are blown away, full living
accomodations, kitchen, bathroom, washer/dryer, 'wave,
sweet place. 250 a month. Shit. can this get any
better? it's 5:00. We decide we need a roof rack for
our skis. We find this guy who has one for cheap, go
to his place in calgary.......wierdest house ever.
Theres wierd hand scrawled egyptian symbols on the
door. We go in..it's an entire apartment building like
a 100 years old. A dog suddenly runs up the stairs
past us. Wierd. We get to the top, and this place has
fucking everything...EVERYTHING! so he walks in, and
he's called the wizard, and he is one wierd ass mofo.
We get the rack and decide to get a tv and an amp
later off of him. We get in the car and cruise the
coolest street in the world, 17th ave in calgary. We
get to the downtown core, and stop at a red light. It
turns green, We move, on top of the world, we got a
ski rack, a place, a ride.......bet it was just too
easy. I blink, the light is red. Brake. It's snowing.
Slide right through a red light and t-bone a 2002
honda civic. It's 6:00. windows smashed. car's
totalled. We're fucked....F-U-C-K-E-D. Cops come, tow
the car, take our keys, ad we are standing there with
nothing but our new roof rack in our hands. It's 6:10.
the intersection is clean. A cop comes over, gives me
a 200$ ticket and a charge that could take 4 points
and kick my rates up 57%. Thanks. We take the train
home. My ass is sore from the royal reaming it just
recieved. everyone's alive. great. Get a call, the
pussy in the other car says he got hurt. Load of SHIT!
he was ready to beat the shit out of me, no way was he
hurt. Anyways.
had a car
didn't go very far
haha world, very funny
go ahead
take all our fucking money
6 hours later
I make the top 10
enemies of the co-operataors
gimme a pen
I have to sign
for this 200$
fine.
thanks you.
So Im on my own, and life never slows down, specially
for yours truly.
If anyone wants to come visit, we got a place, the
rockies are right here, and I would love to take you
to see them. Phone me if you want (403) 273-9763.
thats all for now.
I gotta go get my car outtla the lot.
maybe go smoke some pot.
lates
Shawn 'The Civic Killer' Kisielius
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EastCoastPride
Active member
Better get some snow tires if you're gonna be livin in Calgary.
What has a whale done for you lately?
What has a whale done for you lately?
it's soooo true.
yeah, snow tires would be a good investment.....gotta find another car first.
doesn't anyone read my stories anymore? jeez, the last 2 have recieved a whopping 5 replies or some shit like that....fuck.
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yeah, snow tires would be a good investment.....gotta find another car first.
doesn't anyone read my stories anymore? jeez, the last 2 have recieved a whopping 5 replies or some shit like that....fuck.
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Hey gang
well, Im coming to you from Zgengs Internet cafe in
Calgary AB. Still livin, enjoyin life. Got another
story. It's a classic.
Just got back from Banff yesterday, we stayed at the
Banff Springs Hotel for 3 days. Five star, Fairmont
hotel. Fuckin nice shit. we (Me, Aric, John, Sofie,
Sofie's brother) got our own room and we were lovin
it. We climbed straight up the mountain in Banff,
needlessly risking our lives numerous times. climbing
300ft cliffs, almost vertical, covered in snow, in
running shoes and one glove each. I'll send some pics
later. We get back to the hotel, disconnect the smoke
detector, and smoke ourselves stupid, drinkin all
sorts of booze. john unloads the climbing bag, and
theres a bunch of mushy bananas in the bag. So, being
young, dumb, and full of....fun, he throws it into the
ceiling fan.
Fucking banana everywhere.
Then Aric throws it in.
Fucking banana on the walls.
Sofies brother throws it.
Fucking Banana all over the ceiling.
I throw it.
Fucking banana all over the carpet.
Sofie throws it.
Fucking banana on the beds.
Everyones throwin bananas.
It's fucking all over everyones clothes.
We decide to stick crackers on top of the blobs on the
wall. Crackers on the wall.
Shit's goin to hell, cracker fights, apples smashing
on the wall, busted bananas all over the floor. This
five star hotel room is a fucking fruit salad.
Someone throws banana. i throw some banana. IM HIT!
AARRGGHHH, go to the bathroom, cleaning off. Someone
behind me. duck. Fucking banana all over the mirror,
and the floor. Walk out of the room. Aric is throwing
knives into the wall. He stabs two five dollar bills
to the wall. Sets them on fire. The wall is on fire.
This is a 700$/night room. John pours liquor on the
table. I make fun of him with a bottle of vodka. The
cap is missing. I pour vodka all over the floor. shit.
I lie down. All of a sudden Im attacked with a pen,
fighting with aric, theres pen all over. it's a
weapon, cutting. Testing survival instincts. it's
over.Look at the wall. Huge black marks all over it.
they're not comin off. ok, we gotta get outta this
room. We venture out into the hotel, walkin around,
opening doors, exploring. Go in the back corridors,
take bellboy elevators down, take a fire escape, run
across the courtyard, hop a fence or two, here's the
saltwater pool thats steaming in the cool night. It's
so inviting. Strip down and jump in. aaahhhhhhhhhh,
this is the shit.......We decide to find the hot tub.
Aric the Nude leads the way. no shoes, naked guys and
girl, we hop over a spiked iron fence. Turn a corner.
3 feet away, inside the glass, security. Aric is buck
ass naked. RUN NAKED MAN RUN!!!
jet to the pool, then get dressed and venture back.
see a japanese restaurant, door's open. go in. Theres
a huge japanese banner, 20 feet long, 3 feet wide. I
have to have it. Pull it down, its mine. Runnin down
the halls, I lose my towel. fix it. Lose it again,
fuck it. Back to the room. holy shit, someone broke
into our room and flung banana all over the walls.
What the fuck, I knew we should have locked the doors.
Pass the fuck out. Get up, pile into civic...yes
another one....and go to lake louise. Ski the sickest
shit Ive ever skied. Droppin cliffs into deep ass pow.
This is what livin is all about. for real. Go back,
chill out, pack up, go home. Get a call this morning.
Sofie's mom is being charged 800$ on her card for the
mess. Shit. 'ARIC!' I yell, 'We gotta go to the bank!'
and now im here, writing this.
I love life.
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well, Im coming to you from Zgengs Internet cafe in
Calgary AB. Still livin, enjoyin life. Got another
story. It's a classic.
Just got back from Banff yesterday, we stayed at the
Banff Springs Hotel for 3 days. Five star, Fairmont
hotel. Fuckin nice shit. we (Me, Aric, John, Sofie,
Sofie's brother) got our own room and we were lovin
it. We climbed straight up the mountain in Banff,
needlessly risking our lives numerous times. climbing
300ft cliffs, almost vertical, covered in snow, in
running shoes and one glove each. I'll send some pics
later. We get back to the hotel, disconnect the smoke
detector, and smoke ourselves stupid, drinkin all
sorts of booze. john unloads the climbing bag, and
theres a bunch of mushy bananas in the bag. So, being
young, dumb, and full of....fun, he throws it into the
ceiling fan.
Fucking banana everywhere.
Then Aric throws it in.
Fucking banana on the walls.
Sofies brother throws it.
Fucking Banana all over the ceiling.
I throw it.
Fucking banana all over the carpet.
Sofie throws it.
Fucking banana on the beds.
Everyones throwin bananas.
It's fucking all over everyones clothes.
We decide to stick crackers on top of the blobs on the
wall. Crackers on the wall.
Shit's goin to hell, cracker fights, apples smashing
on the wall, busted bananas all over the floor. This
five star hotel room is a fucking fruit salad.
Someone throws banana. i throw some banana. IM HIT!
AARRGGHHH, go to the bathroom, cleaning off. Someone
behind me. duck. Fucking banana all over the mirror,
and the floor. Walk out of the room. Aric is throwing
knives into the wall. He stabs two five dollar bills
to the wall. Sets them on fire. The wall is on fire.
This is a 700$/night room. John pours liquor on the
table. I make fun of him with a bottle of vodka. The
cap is missing. I pour vodka all over the floor. shit.
I lie down. All of a sudden Im attacked with a pen,
fighting with aric, theres pen all over. it's a
weapon, cutting. Testing survival instincts. it's
over.Look at the wall. Huge black marks all over it.
they're not comin off. ok, we gotta get outta this
room. We venture out into the hotel, walkin around,
opening doors, exploring. Go in the back corridors,
take bellboy elevators down, take a fire escape, run
across the courtyard, hop a fence or two, here's the
saltwater pool thats steaming in the cool night. It's
so inviting. Strip down and jump in. aaahhhhhhhhhh,
this is the shit.......We decide to find the hot tub.
Aric the Nude leads the way. no shoes, naked guys and
girl, we hop over a spiked iron fence. Turn a corner.
3 feet away, inside the glass, security. Aric is buck
ass naked. RUN NAKED MAN RUN!!!
jet to the pool, then get dressed and venture back.
see a japanese restaurant, door's open. go in. Theres
a huge japanese banner, 20 feet long, 3 feet wide. I
have to have it. Pull it down, its mine. Runnin down
the halls, I lose my towel. fix it. Lose it again,
fuck it. Back to the room. holy shit, someone broke
into our room and flung banana all over the walls.
What the fuck, I knew we should have locked the doors.
Pass the fuck out. Get up, pile into civic...yes
another one....and go to lake louise. Ski the sickest
shit Ive ever skied. Droppin cliffs into deep ass pow.
This is what livin is all about. for real. Go back,
chill out, pack up, go home. Get a call this morning.
Sofie's mom is being charged 800$ on her card for the
mess. Shit. 'ARIC!' I yell, 'We gotta go to the bank!'
and now im here, writing this.
I love life.
A proud memeber of the NS.com Cousin Exchange Program
SUck My AnTeAtEr
The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.
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Hey peeps..I aind never gonna get away from this shit...
I have yet another entry into the adventures of Shawn.
I Just got Back from Nelson Bc. This is how it began:
John had left us that morning after a long night of ripping up all the local bvars in calgary, the reggae bar, the punk bar, the expensive 8$ a shot of mescal mexican bar, and the hip hop bar. I stay up with john all night so he doesnt sleep and miss his plane at 6:30. So now, we go downtown and do some errands.
Me and Aric are at Zzeng's Internet cafe playing all sorts of games and writing emails. It's gettin late and we have no desire to go home. So we put it off till 2 am, and then realize we've missed the last C-train home. So we decide to pull an all nighter, so we play starcraft and warcraft 3 until 6:30 am. We jet home and check our messages. 'Hi Guys , It's Sofie, your bus leaves to Medicine Hat at 8:30am. you should be on it.' It's 7:00. Ok, we can make it. Start packin up our shit, cookin some brekke, call a cabbie. it's 8:10. Cab is here, we gotta be at the bus station in 20 min. We run into crazy traffic. The cabbie pulls some mad crazy shit, and scams his way to the front. We get to the station. it's 8:30. Aric lost his ticket. Goes to buy another. i hop on the bus, and we're off. 2 hours later, we're in medicine hat. We meet up with Sofie and Stefan, her brother, and we get all our shit together and head off for nelson BC. it's 6:00. We're drivin...Im drivin.....BEHIND THE WHEEL AGAIN!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA! and it's a civic too......dun dun dunnnnn. so an hour and a half in, everyones baked on hashi, cept me, and we're goin about 120 Km/h, and a semi blows by. KABOOM, BLAM, RIP, SMASH!!, look in the rearview....sparks are flying everywhere......sparks from our skis and snowboards.....The whole fucking roof rack ripped off the car.. We hop out and run like naked convicts back to pick up our shit off the highway. My new 2003 Machete Sin's are.....ok. The 2 boards took most of the impact...they're pretty messed. but workable. The moulding on the side of the car is sticking straight up about 5 feet in the air. Great way to start the trip. So I take the roof rack.....whats left of it....it was one of those stupid cheap Bic ones.....and go over to the railroad tracks. I take a piece of steel and smash the clips, bending them so they fit the car better. it works. We're off again. Were rippin through the rockies, Im lovin drivin on these roads. 7 hours into the drive, it starts snowing. hard. It's midnight or some shit and im in a fucking blizzard in the rockies when it's foggy with crazy semis ripping by in the midst of total white-outs. This is messed, Im driving in the wrong lane. Shit. pull over, and then pull in behind a semi. Safe. Eventually we decide to stop in Yahk. mmmm hotel bed...aahhhhh, first sleep in about 3 days. Wake up, the room's not bad, only some grapefruit on the floor this time. We head into the Salmo Pass. Crazy shit, the road had been wiped out in 4 or 5 places by avalanches, this is nutty. Anyways we get to Nelson, and we go eat an organic breakfast at an organic restaurant. I ate an ostrich sausage and organic eggs. mmmmmm...ostrich......yeah, and then we decide to check out where we'll be sleeping. So we drive up to the mountain, and put on our packs and start to hike. we follow a creek up a mountain that is full of quartz crystals...nice ones....and 20 min later, we come to a small entrance to a cave. We go inside. This cave is about seven feet high, 5 feet wide, goes back about 60 feet, and has three different 'rooms'. There's crazy drawings on the walls and one of the rooms has been set up to sleep in. Sweet. We set up shop and get a fire started. Then we return to Nelson. we visit with my aunt and then head out. We see some guy smokin a bone, and aric and stefan hop out to see what they can see. We drive the guy to a house and he gives us five little heart shaped chocolates and a gram of hash. The chocolates were mushrooms. We go back to the cave with 2 six's of Nelson beer and smoke some hash, And settle in for the night. It was awesome. we wake up and head out to Ski Whitewater. Yeah whitewater, my favourite mountain. We get there and it is sick, I love this place, snow is sick, cliffs are sick, im sick. I've never dropped shit this crazy before, its awesome. Im surrounded by wickid cool ski bums like myself that are wickid riders. the skiing community here is unbelievable. Everyone cheering you on under the chair, it's a rush. We ski the backside and it is possibly the greatest run of my life. Awesome. Me and aric get down and have to drive back to get Sofie and Stefan. we pull a few doughnuts in the parking lot and aric goes to return his poles. Aris appears again and says 'Go, Get in the car and go. NOW!' Theres something under his jacket...I see a hose.....oh shit, he did not just get a huge tank of nitrous. Yes, yes he did....hahahaha, oh shit, this is gonna be one funny ass car ride. For those of you who don't know, Nitrous is laughing gas, it's given as an anesthesia. So we pull out and head back to Nelson. We set up base at my aunts house and then headed out to the hot springs. These hot springs have caves in them, when you go in, the walls are crazy calcified and theres stalagmites and shit all over. We eat our mushrooms. mmmmm, these walls are nutty on mushrooms, the iron leaks out and looks like the walls are bleeding, and you can crawl up into this small cave to sit in a pitch black corner while water falls on your head and you feel the energy of the rock all around you. Wow, that's a trip. So after that awesome experience, we hit up the car and bust out the hash and nitrous. We're listenin to trance, breathin in that hippy crack, and smokin while we're drivin on Coffin Creek Road. it's called that for a reason, holy shit. Anyways, after that, we are all in a euphoric state of mind and life is beautiful. We settle down for a nice sleep. In the morning, we drive back to the ski hill and Aric returns the tank. we keep the nozzle for a token reminder. We drive down and look out the window, and there's an osprey leading our car down the road...it was wild. Well, now Im in medicine hat, bummin around, staying at sofie and stefans.....it was a good trip. Stay tuned.
Later guys,
hopefully I can set up a mad crazy party for everyone sometime..maybe spring break for those of you who aren't doing anything.
Aiight...peace
Shawn 'Pass The Hippy Crack' Kisielius
A proud memeber of the NS.com Cousin Exchange Program
SUck My AnTeAtEr
The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.
stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon
My going rate is 25$
I have yet another entry into the adventures of Shawn.
I Just got Back from Nelson Bc. This is how it began:
John had left us that morning after a long night of ripping up all the local bvars in calgary, the reggae bar, the punk bar, the expensive 8$ a shot of mescal mexican bar, and the hip hop bar. I stay up with john all night so he doesnt sleep and miss his plane at 6:30. So now, we go downtown and do some errands.
Me and Aric are at Zzeng's Internet cafe playing all sorts of games and writing emails. It's gettin late and we have no desire to go home. So we put it off till 2 am, and then realize we've missed the last C-train home. So we decide to pull an all nighter, so we play starcraft and warcraft 3 until 6:30 am. We jet home and check our messages. 'Hi Guys , It's Sofie, your bus leaves to Medicine Hat at 8:30am. you should be on it.' It's 7:00. Ok, we can make it. Start packin up our shit, cookin some brekke, call a cabbie. it's 8:10. Cab is here, we gotta be at the bus station in 20 min. We run into crazy traffic. The cabbie pulls some mad crazy shit, and scams his way to the front. We get to the station. it's 8:30. Aric lost his ticket. Goes to buy another. i hop on the bus, and we're off. 2 hours later, we're in medicine hat. We meet up with Sofie and Stefan, her brother, and we get all our shit together and head off for nelson BC. it's 6:00. We're drivin...Im drivin.....BEHIND THE WHEEL AGAIN!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA! and it's a civic too......dun dun dunnnnn. so an hour and a half in, everyones baked on hashi, cept me, and we're goin about 120 Km/h, and a semi blows by. KABOOM, BLAM, RIP, SMASH!!, look in the rearview....sparks are flying everywhere......sparks from our skis and snowboards.....The whole fucking roof rack ripped off the car.. We hop out and run like naked convicts back to pick up our shit off the highway. My new 2003 Machete Sin's are.....ok. The 2 boards took most of the impact...they're pretty messed. but workable. The moulding on the side of the car is sticking straight up about 5 feet in the air. Great way to start the trip. So I take the roof rack.....whats left of it....it was one of those stupid cheap Bic ones.....and go over to the railroad tracks. I take a piece of steel and smash the clips, bending them so they fit the car better. it works. We're off again. Were rippin through the rockies, Im lovin drivin on these roads. 7 hours into the drive, it starts snowing. hard. It's midnight or some shit and im in a fucking blizzard in the rockies when it's foggy with crazy semis ripping by in the midst of total white-outs. This is messed, Im driving in the wrong lane. Shit. pull over, and then pull in behind a semi. Safe. Eventually we decide to stop in Yahk. mmmm hotel bed...aahhhhh, first sleep in about 3 days. Wake up, the room's not bad, only some grapefruit on the floor this time. We head into the Salmo Pass. Crazy shit, the road had been wiped out in 4 or 5 places by avalanches, this is nutty. Anyways we get to Nelson, and we go eat an organic breakfast at an organic restaurant. I ate an ostrich sausage and organic eggs. mmmmmm...ostrich......yeah, and then we decide to check out where we'll be sleeping. So we drive up to the mountain, and put on our packs and start to hike. we follow a creek up a mountain that is full of quartz crystals...nice ones....and 20 min later, we come to a small entrance to a cave. We go inside. This cave is about seven feet high, 5 feet wide, goes back about 60 feet, and has three different 'rooms'. There's crazy drawings on the walls and one of the rooms has been set up to sleep in. Sweet. We set up shop and get a fire started. Then we return to Nelson. we visit with my aunt and then head out. We see some guy smokin a bone, and aric and stefan hop out to see what they can see. We drive the guy to a house and he gives us five little heart shaped chocolates and a gram of hash. The chocolates were mushrooms. We go back to the cave with 2 six's of Nelson beer and smoke some hash, And settle in for the night. It was awesome. we wake up and head out to Ski Whitewater. Yeah whitewater, my favourite mountain. We get there and it is sick, I love this place, snow is sick, cliffs are sick, im sick. I've never dropped shit this crazy before, its awesome. Im surrounded by wickid cool ski bums like myself that are wickid riders. the skiing community here is unbelievable. Everyone cheering you on under the chair, it's a rush. We ski the backside and it is possibly the greatest run of my life. Awesome. Me and aric get down and have to drive back to get Sofie and Stefan. we pull a few doughnuts in the parking lot and aric goes to return his poles. Aris appears again and says 'Go, Get in the car and go. NOW!' Theres something under his jacket...I see a hose.....oh shit, he did not just get a huge tank of nitrous. Yes, yes he did....hahahaha, oh shit, this is gonna be one funny ass car ride. For those of you who don't know, Nitrous is laughing gas, it's given as an anesthesia. So we pull out and head back to Nelson. We set up base at my aunts house and then headed out to the hot springs. These hot springs have caves in them, when you go in, the walls are crazy calcified and theres stalagmites and shit all over. We eat our mushrooms. mmmmm, these walls are nutty on mushrooms, the iron leaks out and looks like the walls are bleeding, and you can crawl up into this small cave to sit in a pitch black corner while water falls on your head and you feel the energy of the rock all around you. Wow, that's a trip. So after that awesome experience, we hit up the car and bust out the hash and nitrous. We're listenin to trance, breathin in that hippy crack, and smokin while we're drivin on Coffin Creek Road. it's called that for a reason, holy shit. Anyways, after that, we are all in a euphoric state of mind and life is beautiful. We settle down for a nice sleep. In the morning, we drive back to the ski hill and Aric returns the tank. we keep the nozzle for a token reminder. We drive down and look out the window, and there's an osprey leading our car down the road...it was wild. Well, now Im in medicine hat, bummin around, staying at sofie and stefans.....it was a good trip. Stay tuned.
Later guys,
hopefully I can set up a mad crazy party for everyone sometime..maybe spring break for those of you who aren't doing anything.
Aiight...peace
Shawn 'Pass The Hippy Crack' Kisielius
A proud memeber of the NS.com Cousin Exchange Program
SUck My AnTeAtEr
The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.
stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon
My going rate is 25$
Hey everybody!
God I miss you guys.......I spend so much friggin time on these stories.....I want some too!
I got another one for ya:
Yesterday. Ok, Me and aric and sofie wake up and I make breakfast...wickid milkshakes and eggs in a bagel.....mmmm.......anyways, We decide that since we have no schedule, we should watch the entire first season of the Sopranos. So we begin our marathon, and a few hours later, Sofie goes back to medicine hat. It's just the 2 of us for the first time in 2 weeks. What are we going to do with our mass amounts of free time and cash? hmmmmmmmmm...............I know! Lets go bobsleding at The Olympic Park! So we go down....but the canadian team is training, we have to come back in a few weeks......ok....now what? We head downtown..it's getting late. We go check out this wickid reggae bar. In we go and begin the drink a thon. 3$ double high balls. yeah......so we're in the bar....and aric lights up the pipe to smoke a little hashish. A group of guys are looking at us like they want to kick our asses, they're all fucked up...So, being the ingenius motherfucker I am, I take off my south pole shirt to reveal my Cancer Kids Volunteer t-shirt. Who's gonna kick my ass now? Yeah, thats right, don't test, Im a volunteer......bitch. So yeah, after we get a warning about smoking in the bar, we head downstairs to the hip hop club. The Bamboo. This place is kickin. We buy some girls some drinks and dance a bit..whatever........and we buy this guys cd. Ok....don't worry, it gets better.
So I go outside to get a piece of pizza next door. There's a bunch of crackheads standing out front. One of em asks me 'You got a light?' I said no, only matches...he was like 'fuck matches' So I asked him where there was a bathroom....he pointed down an alley and said top of the stairs.....So....me, being the trusting sort of person I am..head down this alley straight outta Bruce Wayne's past. get it? get it?......shut up. Anyways....all of a sudden there's 3 of them, pointing at me..One of em..the same one as earlier...walks up to me while im pissing and asks me....'yo, you got a light?' and I said 'No man, I got no light'...Im starting to wonder what the fuck is up. He looks back down the alley where his friends were, and says 'Shit'...cause they're gone...He can't do shit now...so he pretends to take a piss beside me......fuckin' crackhead......I walk outta the alley and stare down the other 2 crack monkeys, but they still look like they want a piece. So I tell aric whats up, and one of them starts to walk over cause aric is pissed and saying shit...So the guy asks whats up, and we tell him, and he says 'don't worry bou't my fuckin crackhead friends..they just want the rock...sorry if they scared ya' whatever. Im back in the club......we get pissed, and decide to head home. SO we missed the last train home, so we decide to walk...it's about 6km. We start walking, and cut throught this giant train yard. we Climb on top of a long train and start jumping cars...some of the jumps are pretty sketchy. We get to one that is iffy. We decide we're way to fucked up to play with death right now, so we jump across to the other train beside us. That jump was actually bigger. Goes to show ya. Anyways we keep jumping and reach the end of the train. We go and check out the caboose. All of a sudden, aric says 'Go. NOW!' there was a cop that pulled over right beside us. So we're running, between trains, and shit...like the movie 'Judgement Night'. Yeah, so we run and eventually we get to a building that is in the last stages of being built. We check all the windows..the one on the third floor is open, so we go in to check it out. We walk around, and smoke a little hash in there. I grab a fire extinguisher and we jet. We cut through a field and see this old fort....like Fort McMurray or something...like 20 foot walls. We find a way in and jump it. we try all the doors to the biuldings, but all these barn looking motherfuckers are locked up tight.....One stable door thing was loose...we bent some nails, and pulled out the log barring the door...It wasn't easy.....And we fold down the door and theres a window behind it. Fuck that, we're not breaking anything, so I write respect in the snow...cause it's not too often I find a place that I can't get into. So we jet and walk beside the river...We cross a bridge and I set off this extinguisher on the bridge...Made a huge white cloud. we're by the zoo. The security office is right there. The gaurd is right there, He sees me spraying this shit...so we jet again to the bike path. It's boring. So we jump the fence into the zoo. We jump another fence and all of a sudden, something comes flying out of this building right beside us. It's a fucking Zebra. Wow. what a trip watching this thing, so close to us......we watch it for a while, and then continue. We come to another pen, and we start to climb over. We stop at the top of the fence, cause these are huge tracks, and theres an electric wire around the perimeter. We know theres bears and mountiain lions in cages around here, It's the Canadian Wildlife section. SO Aric is worried it's a bear..So I go first. I jump down and start walking. I look over. Moose. Fucking moose. 3 of them. I can see that the male has a huge set of antlers.....i don't really wanna have a turf war tonight...maybe another time. So I get across and the moose start to come over. They hang with us for a bit, and then we walk over to see the male. He comes right up to us and we can touch his antlers. This is fucking cool. WE were so high, it was a trip. The moose lets me touch his head and nose and he's sniffin me n shit. I look over and aric is leaning wayyy in.....He opens his mouth and puts an antler in it. He looks at me: 'I LICKED A MOOSE! I LICKED A MOOSE!' SO I was like..yeah thats kinda neat, so i licked the moose too. We were licking moose at 4:30 in the morning. yup. So we then go home. wake up today at 2, then I head downtown. I have to go to court on fri to fight my ticket. thats all.
oh, yeah, I saw a group of natives sitting outside huffing glue in a bag.
That was today. Downtown.
this is quite the place.
Later all
Shawn 'Moose Licker' Kisielius
A proud memeber of the NS.com Cousin Exchange Program
SUck My AnTeAtEr
The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.
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My going rate is 25$
God I miss you guys.......I spend so much friggin time on these stories.....I want some too!
I got another one for ya:Yesterday. Ok, Me and aric and sofie wake up and I make breakfast...wickid milkshakes and eggs in a bagel.....mmmm.......anyways, We decide that since we have no schedule, we should watch the entire first season of the Sopranos. So we begin our marathon, and a few hours later, Sofie goes back to medicine hat. It's just the 2 of us for the first time in 2 weeks. What are we going to do with our mass amounts of free time and cash? hmmmmmmmmm...............I know! Lets go bobsleding at The Olympic Park! So we go down....but the canadian team is training, we have to come back in a few weeks......ok....now what? We head downtown..it's getting late. We go check out this wickid reggae bar. In we go and begin the drink a thon. 3$ double high balls. yeah......so we're in the bar....and aric lights up the pipe to smoke a little hashish. A group of guys are looking at us like they want to kick our asses, they're all fucked up...So, being the ingenius motherfucker I am, I take off my south pole shirt to reveal my Cancer Kids Volunteer t-shirt. Who's gonna kick my ass now? Yeah, thats right, don't test, Im a volunteer......bitch. So yeah, after we get a warning about smoking in the bar, we head downstairs to the hip hop club. The Bamboo. This place is kickin. We buy some girls some drinks and dance a bit..whatever........and we buy this guys cd. Ok....don't worry, it gets better.
So I go outside to get a piece of pizza next door. There's a bunch of crackheads standing out front. One of em asks me 'You got a light?' I said no, only matches...he was like 'fuck matches' So I asked him where there was a bathroom....he pointed down an alley and said top of the stairs.....So....me, being the trusting sort of person I am..head down this alley straight outta Bruce Wayne's past. get it? get it?......shut up. Anyways....all of a sudden there's 3 of them, pointing at me..One of em..the same one as earlier...walks up to me while im pissing and asks me....'yo, you got a light?' and I said 'No man, I got no light'...Im starting to wonder what the fuck is up. He looks back down the alley where his friends were, and says 'Shit'...cause they're gone...He can't do shit now...so he pretends to take a piss beside me......fuckin' crackhead......I walk outta the alley and stare down the other 2 crack monkeys, but they still look like they want a piece. So I tell aric whats up, and one of them starts to walk over cause aric is pissed and saying shit...So the guy asks whats up, and we tell him, and he says 'don't worry bou't my fuckin crackhead friends..they just want the rock...sorry if they scared ya' whatever. Im back in the club......we get pissed, and decide to head home. SO we missed the last train home, so we decide to walk...it's about 6km. We start walking, and cut throught this giant train yard. we Climb on top of a long train and start jumping cars...some of the jumps are pretty sketchy. We get to one that is iffy. We decide we're way to fucked up to play with death right now, so we jump across to the other train beside us. That jump was actually bigger. Goes to show ya. Anyways we keep jumping and reach the end of the train. We go and check out the caboose. All of a sudden, aric says 'Go. NOW!' there was a cop that pulled over right beside us. So we're running, between trains, and shit...like the movie 'Judgement Night'. Yeah, so we run and eventually we get to a building that is in the last stages of being built. We check all the windows..the one on the third floor is open, so we go in to check it out. We walk around, and smoke a little hash in there. I grab a fire extinguisher and we jet. We cut through a field and see this old fort....like Fort McMurray or something...like 20 foot walls. We find a way in and jump it. we try all the doors to the biuldings, but all these barn looking motherfuckers are locked up tight.....One stable door thing was loose...we bent some nails, and pulled out the log barring the door...It wasn't easy.....And we fold down the door and theres a window behind it. Fuck that, we're not breaking anything, so I write respect in the snow...cause it's not too often I find a place that I can't get into. So we jet and walk beside the river...We cross a bridge and I set off this extinguisher on the bridge...Made a huge white cloud. we're by the zoo. The security office is right there. The gaurd is right there, He sees me spraying this shit...so we jet again to the bike path. It's boring. So we jump the fence into the zoo. We jump another fence and all of a sudden, something comes flying out of this building right beside us. It's a fucking Zebra. Wow. what a trip watching this thing, so close to us......we watch it for a while, and then continue. We come to another pen, and we start to climb over. We stop at the top of the fence, cause these are huge tracks, and theres an electric wire around the perimeter. We know theres bears and mountiain lions in cages around here, It's the Canadian Wildlife section. SO Aric is worried it's a bear..So I go first. I jump down and start walking. I look over. Moose. Fucking moose. 3 of them. I can see that the male has a huge set of antlers.....i don't really wanna have a turf war tonight...maybe another time. So I get across and the moose start to come over. They hang with us for a bit, and then we walk over to see the male. He comes right up to us and we can touch his antlers. This is fucking cool. WE were so high, it was a trip. The moose lets me touch his head and nose and he's sniffin me n shit. I look over and aric is leaning wayyy in.....He opens his mouth and puts an antler in it. He looks at me: 'I LICKED A MOOSE! I LICKED A MOOSE!' SO I was like..yeah thats kinda neat, so i licked the moose too. We were licking moose at 4:30 in the morning. yup. So we then go home. wake up today at 2, then I head downtown. I have to go to court on fri to fight my ticket. thats all.
oh, yeah, I saw a group of natives sitting outside huffing glue in a bag.
That was today. Downtown.
this is quite the place.
Later all
Shawn 'Moose Licker' Kisielius
A proud memeber of the NS.com Cousin Exchange Program
SUck My AnTeAtEr
The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.
stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon
My going rate is 25$
man...i have a lot of stories on here...
they're good.
The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.
stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon
My going rate is 25$
LICK MORE MOOSE!!!!
GROW MORE TREES!!!!!!
Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one.
they're good.
The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.
stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon
My going rate is 25$
LICK MORE MOOSE!!!!
GROW MORE TREES!!!!!!
Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one.
Mattman
Active member
cya man.
Matt
Member 2912
2 weeks ago I went to Outdoor school Camp with my grade.My teacher was in a Field talking to his Girlfriend at 11:30 pm, my friend and I were suspicious so we flashed a flaslight in the eyes of my teacher and they were closed. We Burst out laughing I said 'His having phone sex'. So the Next Day I went around and told EVERYONE in my grade what happened last night. I said to them 'on the count of 3 we'll say MR. GIBSON were you MASTERBATING last night. My teacher we so red, it was fucking Hilarious
My Teacher: Yeah I Whack The Dog
Another story coming soon...
the girls in mammoth are like parking spaces - the good ones are already taken and the rest are handicapped -mammothpunks
Matt
Member 2912
2 weeks ago I went to Outdoor school Camp with my grade.My teacher was in a Field talking to his Girlfriend at 11:30 pm, my friend and I were suspicious so we flashed a flaslight in the eyes of my teacher and they were closed. We Burst out laughing I said 'His having phone sex'. So the Next Day I went around and told EVERYONE in my grade what happened last night. I said to them 'on the count of 3 we'll say MR. GIBSON were you MASTERBATING last night. My teacher we so red, it was fucking Hilarious
My Teacher: Yeah I Whack The Dog
Another story coming soon...
the girls in mammoth are like parking spaces - the good ones are already taken and the rest are handicapped -mammothpunks
ElasmoSkiChick
Active member
^Hahahaa someone obviously didn't notice the date this was posted.
-Sarah Daulton Oates
a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie
Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!
Rawr!!!
-Sarah Daulton Oates
a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie
Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!
Rawr!!!
estaked
Active member
wow i just read all of those wow nice storys
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Teach you my guidlines so you could be a cheerleader at your own game on the sidelines!'
-Slug of Atmosphere
All your family was assitant pimps. My pimpin' comes from a family tree, my grand daddy was a pimp my great great granddaddy was a pimp, i'm talking 'bout pimpin' since been pimpin' been pimpin' since been PIMPIN'!!!!!!!!
HOLLA! ANCIENT REPRESENT!! www.ancientinc.com
'If I was a smart man I would tell you everthing I knew and give to you every time you needed a talking to what would that do?
Teach you my guidlines so you could be a cheerleader at your own game on the sidelines!'
-Slug of Atmosphere
All your family was assitant pimps. My pimpin' comes from a family tree, my grand daddy was a pimp my great great granddaddy was a pimp, i'm talking 'bout pimpin' since been pimpin' been pimpin' since been PIMPIN'!!!!!!!!
lineskier10
Active member
not too shabby at all
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