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skipimp_

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Well boys and girls, The time has come when I'm too grown up for the NS forum. I thought this day would never come..but here it is....I don't feel like writing and more stupid shit to people I don't know. i'll finish it off with some stories of what I've been up to lately.

Well, last sat, me n the people I live with were out at the bar, and i was incredibly tanked, and When i got out on the dance floor, the bartender was pouring free liquor into my mouth while 2 35 year old lesbians in leather started grinding with me hardcore, rubbin me n shit, it was gross......but I kinda Liked it. when i went back to sit down, one of the girls I live with came back and sat beside me with another guy on the other side. She started kissing me then him, and back and forth, i was so hammed i was laughing the whole time, and when we got back to the house, she sat us down and asked 'who's first?' i was like fuck that, im not giving her the pleasure. So she was blowing Martin, the french guy I live with while she jerked me....holy fuck, it was at this moment that her best friend, Tim, the gay guy I live with, walked in, and walked right back out. i took off, walked upstairs. went to bed, puked in my pillowcase, put it ion the washing machine. woke up, heard 'Who put food in the washing machine?' went over and watched melissa pick out every peice of food...hahahahaha.

well, it's not much of a final thread, but meh. I don't really care anymore.

Thank you everyone, it's been a blast.

hope you enjoyed your time with me, Im off to ride pigs and chase cows with pick up trucks.

Maybe someday some of you will come join my commune where we all live in trees and contribute as little as possible to this sick image of a society.

save the rainforest!

peace.

Shawn 'Skipimp' Kisielius

A proud memeber of the NS.com Cousin Exchange Program

SUck My AnTeAtEr

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$

 
that mind friend was a awesome farewell. great story. i will miss you even though i didnt know you. have fun with your pigs, cows, and you truck. godspeed!

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Sam

ASW Street Team :: N. West

www.actionsportsworld.net
 
yeah see ya dude you are the man and your the pimpest person on this site, so i wish you didnt have to go, but oh well

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Creator of the NS Cousin Exchange Program
 
I didn't read it, but I'm sure it was sweet. Peace ou dude.

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~572nd Member of Newschoolers.com

'skogen-chick likes box. Thats hot.'

~Detective

'if you were doing one of them doggystyle and she flexed her butt cheeks, your dick would get ripped off.'

~Alpentalik on the subject of Serena and Venus Williams
 
No you wont andy, you fucking hated him because he made fun of you so much.

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~572nd Member of Newschoolers.com

'skogen-chick likes box. Thats hot.'

~Detective

'if you were doing one of them doggystyle and she flexed her butt cheeks, your dick would get ripped off.'

~Alpentalik on the subject of Serena and Venus Williams
 
no more smoking joint icon?!?!?!!? nooooooo, you can never be TOO old for NS.

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'sweet i can be seen sober with you' -- my friend dom to a previously not hot, now hot girl he was meeting.
 
so sad. so very sad. you know what they say though...for every member that leaves the NS site there appears another star in the sky. i think i can see your star man. peace out.

 
HAH! there's only room for one of us! and i win!

but ya, he'll be back

my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.

~mommy~
 
you lie i know you will be back everyone always comes back everyonce in a while...

*Tyler*

*President of the erich fan club

 
oh no you dont

who else will i post stupid shit with!

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and i said: 'well, you see, night time and daytime are two entirely different times' - Skipimp_

Pimpin since Pimpin be Pimpin been Pimpin
 
good luck man, have a great time in life and whatever card it deals yah

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If humans and dolphins are the only mammals on the earth that have sex for pleasure, do dolphins masturbate themselves like humans do?
 
HAHHAA, Stevie, that was gold, lol

And peace out Skipimp, go nuts brah, charge hard, live it and love it.

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

#Cut the Jibba Jabb Crazy Fools! Start Skiing!#

*Be greatful, everyday, for snow, mountains, gravity and skiing*

@Talent Is Important, But Image Is God!@

 
everyone pour one out tonight... one more bro has left us

Team Sofa King Amazing

Being Irish, I guess I should resent the Notre Dame nickname 'The Fighting Irish.' After all, how long do you think nicknames like 'The Bargaining Jews' or 'The Murdering Italians' would last? Only the Ironic Irish could be so naively honset. I get the feeling that Notre Dame came real close to naming itself 'The Fuckin Drunken, Thick-Skulled, Brawling, Short-Dicked Irish'
 
we have lost alot of ns bro's as of late... more and more they just grow up i guess, i was 795 on the site and the majority of active members are newer then me thats sad :-(

*Tyler*

*President of the erich fan club

 


He'll be back, the guy has like 10 user names anyways...

and just the other day, he was talking about getting ns.tattooed on himself....

'I'm still Ugly'
 
lol...NS is like crack to me. Its not something you can just walk away from. You will need counseling and therapy. Then maybe you can walk away.

 
If I tried that I would go into serious withdrawl, and yeah, just a little while ago he was talking about getting a tat with the NS logo, he'll be back, if not on this name.

What has a whale done for you lately?
 
Well, thats sad, consididering how many times you have posted. Wait, why the hell am I writing this, If he says he ain't coming back, thare is no point in saying goodbye. Fuck.

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Can I please skip school for the X games?
 
wow..i feel so loved...*sniff*....ahhh, thats the shit, cut me another line dude.....where was i? oh, yeah....

I'll still post a message once and a while, but no more threads.....there's just too many to compete with now....

im still getting the NS skier dude tattoo, but it's cause it's a cool tattoo, not cause im a salivating slave to NS......ok, fine, I am, and the threapy classes are coming along, I've only carved 3 words into my body this week!

but hey, I need to get to where the snow is, and start gettin serious about skiing, get to the comp, party, and free women side of skiing. I'll be around....but not too much....maybe when I met some more NS'ers I'll come back...but you're all virtual for the moment. Oh yeah, does anyone live in Strathmore AB? cause im there all winter and I need someone to show me some cool shit to do while Im here.

later

A proud memeber of the NS.com Cousin Exchange Program

SUck My AnTeAtEr

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$

 
NNNNOOOOO!

ur my idol, and im ur bitch. u cant just up and leave u son of a bitch, if k2skeepimp rules the boards, chaos will b inevitible

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Hey, after you take a crap and wipe your butt and then go to wash your hands, do you guys turn on the faucet with your wipe hand or the other one?

-Shane McConkey

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse
 
damnit, i was hoping you were leaving for good. i was gonna ask if i could inherit the burning joint icon, but noooooooooo you have to stay........actually i'm glad you're not leaving forever, i'd miss ya

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse

Viva la Resistance!

'theres much worse things that the police should worry about than a little peice of shit kid that cant handle being duct taped to a pole.'

-lineski1260

 
i'm suprised, I didn't think anyone read my shit......meh. well, the burning joint has already been passed on my friend....Yeti is now the proud owner. use it wisely jedi pimp.

A proud memeber of the NS.com Cousin Exchange Program

SUck My AnTeAtEr

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$

 
hehe mwa ha ha hahaha i have the power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*raises giant sword and lighting starts flying around my room*

let's go battlecat!

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What's the legal drinking age in Nunavit? Or do they only serve gas?

FROSTMONKEY

 
yeah you are the man, start an NS revolution to kick all the idiots out

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Creator of the NS Cousin Exchange Program
 
line skier he's NOT 'THE MAN' trust...

skank wars.. watch em blue mtn. Dec 14th. BE THERE OR BE SQUARE. or a homo..
 
hahahaha, why so bitter cryss? jeez, you ain't gettin shit when im in fergus. now what!

A proud memeber of the NS.com Cousin Exchange Program

SUck My AnTeAtEr

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$

 
lil titties

A proud memeber of the NS.com Cousin Exchange Program

SUck My AnTeAtEr

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$

 
refer to my sig...

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and i said: 'well, you see, night time and daytime are two entirely different times' - Skipimp_

Pimpin since Pimpin be Pimpin been Pimpin
 
hahahaha

A proud memeber of the NS.com Cousin Exchange Program

SUck My AnTeAtEr

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$

 
Hey skipimp didn't you say something about you posting less.

If you use your 'IMAGINATION' anything is possible squidward.
 
I think im gonna speak for all of us and say, were gonna miss you, but you ll be back, they always are, and not just posting, you ll put up threads, you cant resist the power of NS and its crack-like mind control powers....

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Mountain Creek represent....NJHC

*Proud member of the HoBum Posse
 
good riddance, j/k it was fun maling fun of u.

Jesusjr.com

The day isn't complete without a good texan checkin' session

Wasted State Represent!!

I like my boots like my women, rear entry.
 
phrosty....with more posts than me?.....sad times indeed.

You bastards are right...I can't resist......ok, this is the only thread Im posting in. ever.

i got a new story:

well, on friday, It was the christmas party for my work (Public Works) and there was tons of free booze. all the older guys (they're all like 15 years older than me) were ramming it down my throat. It was horrible, PLease! i said, No more free booze!!! worst experience of my ;life. Anyways, It was over at 8:30, and we were all goin to the bar. i was walking and this 39 year old woman, said she'd radther walk too. So I was walking with this woman as old as my mom, and we were talking about age is just a number, and I was thinking where we could have sex. But we got to the bar and i was sitting with her friends, and I realized im wayyy to drunk to be talkiung, so i went over to a table with people my age, and sat down and talked to them for 20 min straight. (I don't remember any of this, they told me the next day0 and I took out my wallet and threw all my cards away, I was frustruated at being persuaded and tricked into contributing to society, and I thought it would be a good idea to throw away all my id and sub club cards. someone picked them all up and put them in my mailbox, but the night was far from over. I was dancing alone with a beer in one hand and water in the other, and I was making fun of this guy 'danging boy' as I like to call him./ he's a rave dancer, always turning his hat, so I was up there makin fun of him in front of a huge bar full of cowboys I don't know, and then this girl starts dancing with me, and telling me her friend wants to hook up. So I was like sure, great, and I totally forgot three minutes later, and I was going to sit down when this cowboy got in my face and was like 'wha'd you say, boooay-h?' 'You callin me a hick, city boooya-h?' And then we got in a fight, and i ripped my shirt. Anyways, turns out the people I was sitting with are his friends, and I was sitting with em, and the cowboy sits down across from me glarin, and then we talked and i chewed some chew he gave me. then when i was leaving, this angry cowboy was angry, and was fighting with another angry cowboy, and the 2 angry cowboys got kicked out, and the first angry cowboy got in his truck and smashed into the other angry cowboys truck. then some girl passed out and someone called 911. So I was walking around trying to find my house (its a block away) and some couple asked if I wanted a hoot. so i was like sweet, i like hooting, and i took some pipe hits before continuing on my journey. i was going to the 24 hr gas stop, FasGas, and i decided i was tired and wanted to lie down. So I lay down in some guys back yard and puked all over while the owner sat on his porch with a dube and laughed at me. then i left, bought some water and doritios, didn't eat any. then i stuck the water bottle up my nose and squirted it down my throat cause i had a piece of HCl covered food in my nasal passage burning a small hole in the lining of my membrane. then I went home and passed out. I got woken up at 7:30 to go to calgary. Saw 'Antartica' in the giant dome theatre in the science center. i met up with some girls from the other Katimavik group and we went to a pub all afternoon and drank. And then we went to a club and drank.and then we went home and drank again, it was davids birthday, and we got free booze again. then we were playing pool and there were 3 hells angels at the tanble next to us. one of the guys I was with asked one of the HA if he knew so-and-so, and he flipped out pulling out a blade and swearing, screaming at him to get the fuck out if he didn't want to die. I was soo close to laughing in his face, hes an idiot to ask him that. You don't drop names in that organization. Yeah, then I went home and passed out again. got woken up again at 9 to go to calgary, got to calgary, went to a wave pool and hit up a huge ass slide. then I went out and puked all over some guys pick up, and then we went for christmas dinner. It was a good weekend.

A proud memeber of the NS.com Cousin Exchange Program

SUck My AnTeAtEr

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$

 
hahahahahahahahahahaha holy shit! aaaaaahahaha that's a ucking funny story right there. i'm gonna miss ya buddy

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse

Viva la Resistance!

'theres much worse things that the police should worry about than a little peice of shit kid that cant handle being duct taped to a pole.'

-lineski1260

 
wow. now thats a kid that partys fucking hard. way to be . way to be. good story, haha

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.:: P A T ::.

{2002-2003 MCM}

Phattim: I think you'll find that it's Australia where they fuck sheep. STOP FUCKING CALLING ME AUSTRALIAN!!!
 
shit that ain't nothin compared to some of the kids in my town..

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse

Viva la Resistance!

'theres much worse things that the police should worry about than a little peice of shit kid that cant handle being duct taped to a pole.'

-lineski1260

 
dude i know ur coming here secretly every day to check the success of ur post. dont leave. i knwo u reading this. STAYYYYYYY@!

subtle part of the ott crew
 
you sound like a wicked cool dude, i actually read every word of your weekend story. dont leave us, please.

'Well... You.. Look pretty easy and you might put out, so roll in the cream cheese, roll in the cream cheese!'
 
I'm sorry but why do you worship some dude that you don't know? and may or may not be lying (I'm not saying you are, but there are people that do)

-Mike

'Isn't 14 legal for everyone?' - Dave Pauls
 
Yeah, im comin back to check on my post.....

I have to.

But you know what guys?

It's my b-day today, big 19, and Im all alone in calgary.......happy birthday.....to.......me....*sniff*........happy .....birthday...................to ...................me......WAHHHHNNNNNN

you guys r makin this hard, i might stick around......bah

A proud memeber of the NS.com Cousin Exchange Program

SUck My AnTeAtEr

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$

 
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