My Last Stand

skiierman

skiierman

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Tonight I was informned about one of the greatest pirate gatherings ever to take place on the east coast. As a ninja I felt as if it is my duty to infiltrate and pwn all n00bz. I will be going in alone as I'm the only surviving ninja of this area, but let it be known that I will take down and silently kill as many pirates as possible for all ninja kind. They will not win! I will PWN! Wish me luck brothers.
 
good luck

how do you plan on doing it, starting with a silent kill, and then facing them all at once

or taking them all out stealthily
 
hhah that soounds like a good plan? you should do it v for vandetta style and get shot at like 9875198 times and then just get up and start throwin ninja stars and knifes at people...make sure you get it on video.
 
The house is designed so that I'm going to kill as many as I can without being detected, then in the barn there is only one way in, so there I will charge all out until every single one is dead. The only weapons I'll have is three ninja stars and my sword I stole off of Davey Jones' dead body after I killed him and his crew. This will be the night...
 
I'm sorry Caleb, I just... you just never called me after that night and I figured we where done... I'm sorry if I knew I would have.
 
the cool thing about ninjas is that they can vanish into a cloud of white smoke.

those pirates don't stand a chance.

but according to pastafarian belief, pirates were actually good people and buy killing them your only gonna increase global warming.
 
man, bad idea. The pirates run the dry cleaners on the east coast. If they get wind of a ninja gettin' spiffed up, they'll blow his cover!
 
wow sounds like pirates are taking over the east, they got the drycleaners? last i heard they had the radioshacks too
 
thats why he has to take them down from the heart of their black market trade ring. That will stop their cash flow so they wont be able to buy any more buisness's. If he can manage to aclomplish this feat he will have taken out the higher powers of the east coast pirate ring.

Good luck ninja brother
 
Im pretty sure NS has some pirate spies so you're screwed and also its rumored the NS alien is helping the pirates out. Better get some back up.
 
I barely made it out alive... picture and video comes out soon. Also while I was making my way through the crowds of pirates, I found a video on a pirate's dead body. The video is just... unreal. I mean it was the battle of all battles between pirates and ninjas. The bloodshed, the fallen... have you ever seen a ninja cry? Of course you haven't because you'd be at the edge of the ninja's sword a second later. Take my word for it, it was the closest I've ever come to crying, but turned it into rage and killed 12 other pirates before flying out the window for my life.
 
Holy shit skiierman!! Glad you made it out. The video better live up to the out-of-control hype surrounding it.
 
^ The video I found is a historical document recording the largest battle between ninjas and pirates ever captured.
 
Ninjas and Jedi have been working together for years as part of the Yarkanian Truce Agreement. I know all your moves and you know all of mine. This will end the both of us, don't step fool.
 
I think i may have located some of the secret footage

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Yes that would be video of me on the way to the pirate gathering... how'd you get that video?

Oh and Caleb, it wouldn't have been as great without you. You sure do know how to use that light saber. :)
 
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