My jokes

[ghettoprep]

check out these jokes I wrote,

What happend when someone stole the oreo cookie recipe?

-there was a panic! at nabisco

what do u call a jew with frostbite?

-iceberg

what do u call a dolphin with a motive?

-a porpoise

what do u call an african postal worker?

-Blackmail

what do u call an irish boxer with quick hands?

-a mcflurry

whats the dullest mexican dish you can order?

-aburrido

what do u call a steel beam that cant mind it's own business

-Metalsome

what do u call someone whos afriad of buying a house?

-Homophobic

what do you call a male cow that sleeps a lot?

-a bulldozer

what was van gogh's least favorite (spanish) verb?

-ir

what do you call a group of people that write for a lviing?

-Pros(e)

 

[bombin_baker*]

i actualy lol'd. well done!

 

[TheButterHashira]

i had a slight chuckle. they are good cheesy jokes

 

[martin.]

those were pretty good

 

[ghettoprep]

what do you call someone who's crazy about learning?

-An academia nut.

 

[JazzyJ]

the iceberg is gold.

 

[comeatmebro]

hahaha those are pretty good!

i was laughing and i feel like im gonna throw up from fucking chocolate milk though....fuck

 

[oiECSoi]

milk was a bad choice

 

[SirFryanator]

I definitely loled at McFlurry haha

 

[zylstra]

not bad