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wilkesyachtingco

wilkesyachtingco

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i have had this job for the past few months, and it is the greatest thing ever. i work for the state of california, and i usually get through all my days work by noon. since i am on a salary, i can then proceed to either, A) go home, or B) spend rediculous amounts of time on NS. i have noticed that a dramatic increase in my post count and having this job seem to be directly corralary.

just thought i would share.

-you think you can take us on... you and your cronies-
 
what exactly is it that you do?

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if your floating down a fiver in a cement canoe, and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house?

NONE! ice cream doesnt have bones.....

 
data entry and random computer realted stuff. whatever the good state of CA needs me to do, which, as i mentioned usually only takes me until 11 or 12 to complete. and i have my own office overlooking a little lake.... and interstate 80.

-you think you can take us on... you and your cronies-
 
i mow its nice cuse i get paid an ok amount and liseen to music and do it when i want to.

Chris Knight : So, if there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know.

Susan : Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?

Chris Knight : Not right now.

Susan : A girl's gotta have her standards.

'Those things look like they have been stuck in the vaginal cannel for 3 years'

- My ecnomics teacher
 
Best Jobs out thier,playin sports,if u love it why not get paid for it, that includes skiing bootin skating and all those pro 3 letter leagues

RIDEblunt
 
dude your job sounds liek mine i sit here all day in front of a computer and spend a good 5 hours of it on ns

'i' before 'e' except in Budweiser
 
umm im on the terran park crew at timberline... its a decent job

/'/'/'/'/'/'/'/''Ultimately, almost all guys learn this truth for themselves: The best way to never score with a woman is to show too much interest in her.'
 
i need one of these 'job' dealies

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Basically, you have to fly planes into buildings before anyone listens to you these days. - Jib_This
 
i'm a pizza slut. and everyone gives bad tips. i hate my job.

-Lauren

Lauren and Ella: together changing teenaged boys lives since 2001.

THE FIST OF FURY

Fistin' Mad Bitches!

Skiing's not a sport, it's a lifestyle.
 
I'm gonna be a waiter at the Outback Steakhouse this summer, I'll be making good money getting lots of tips..the key to serving is to try to sell your customers lots of drinks to get them drunk and happy then they'll think you're the best server they've ever had and tip you well.

Todd! Are you not aware that I get farty and bloated with a foamy latte'?- Mr. Mugatu
 
i scoop ice cream for a coffee shop. no one ever gets any so i just sit around playing guitar. its great.

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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

hoodratz47: sweet your now black....
 
i get free shit from my skate sponsors and skate in competitions and win money so it's soo easy

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DaZeD aNd CoNfUsEd

weed is not a drug but a way of life

 
i deliver milk, its not as easy as you think it is

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
i work in a pro shop at a golf course, i don't get paid really great but i sit on my ass all the time. the other night it was slow so we took a couple carts muddin on the snowmobile trail though. good times

Not playing to win is like sleeping with your sister. Sure, she's a great piece of tail with a blouse full of goodies, but it's just illegal.
 
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