My invention

awsomecoolguy

awsomecoolguy

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alright so i came up with this when i was taking a shit and relized that there wasent any tp left.

So i proceeded to grab the klenex box and do my buissness.

Then it hit me "that was really easy."

If only you could have Toilet paper cut into perfict sizes ready too go!

you could say money on toilet paper "if they were already cut you would use less. And it would be more convenent
 
i dont even want ur idea ill invetn a but hole ripping out machine so ppl wont need ur idea and ull go bankrupt
 
well a lot of people are now using wet wipe type tissues for that, which i think is a really good idea really gets you clean, but who wants a cold soggy wipe to hit there? My invention is a heating system for the wet wipes, so you have a comfortable wet wipe. Why do i spend so much time thinking about how to clean assholes?
 
yea thats a dumb idea and would cost more money. it would cost them money to make the boxes which takes up more paper than the roll. also you can fit more paper into a roll than a box so it would be losing money
 
I've been in public bathrooms with pre cut toilet paper. It sucked because they were too small. The thing with precut is that it wouldnt save you very much. Ripping toilet paper is only a one hand job anyway.
 
ya i would like better wiping ihad to pull out quite the dangle berry today and thats never a good experience i actually didnt rip i used mini scissors
 
in the future, toilets will wipe your ass anyway, either that or they will have full size robots who rip it from the roll for you
 
but that's when u get the mishaps where the robots become self reliant and seek revenge by tearing out buttholes. the worst thing that could happen is expecting to get a good clean robot wipe, only to end up getting a butthole rip. it's not a chance im willing to take at this stage during my life.
 
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