My IM convo with the colorado state cupstacking champion

KillerMonkey

KillerMonkey

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Well basically I was at my

friends house this weekend and we were talking about our summer. So she says

she met this kid at camp that is the cupstacking champion in colorado. Well naturally I start laughing and making fun of

the kid. Well she got pretty pissed off but I didn’t think about it again until

last night. He IM’s me out of nowhere and this happens. I know it may sound

pretty ridicoulous(sp?) at parts but I assure you that this is not made up and

none of it has been altered. I am

warning you now that this is really long and may take a bit

of your time to read cause the other kid is a horrendous speller, but im not

much better either. No stupid posts like “too long”. I am killermonkey and the

other kid is karl.



Karl3845: hello

Killermonkey 64: ye

Karl3845: so

Karl3845: about that

cupstacking thing that u said wasnt a sport

Killermonkey 64: ye so

Karl3845: well this is

leslies friend

Karl3845: also the Colorado state champion

Killermonkey 64: well

congratufuckinglations

Karl3845: well i hear u say

that cupstacking isnt a sport

Killermonkey 64: and ur point

Karl3845: what r ure reasons

Killermonkey 64: are we even

debating the point that it is a sport

Karl3845: yes

Karl3845: because it is a

sport

Killermonkey 64: sports are

only officially considered sports if they’re in the olympics

Killermonkey 64: ur in the same category as midget tossing

Karl3845: actually no

Killermonkey 64: ok so

explain to me this “sport”

Karl3845: ok

Karl3845: well

Karl3845: first a sport is

something that if physical

Killermonkey 64: not really

Killermonkey 64: is midget

tossing a sport

Karl3845: yea and its

physical

Karl3845: cow tipping is a

sport as well

Killermonkey 64: I guess

doing your mom is a sport too

Killermonkey 64: lol

Karl3845: no

Karl3845: whta ever

Killermonkey 64: well on that

point how is cupstacking physical

Karl3845: ok

Karl3845: well

Karl3845: in a compitition u

have to have a team

Killermonkey 64: like douoble

teaming ur mom

Killermonkey 64: lol

Karl3845: and thus when one

person is done with there set of stacks then they have to run back to where ure

team is waiting and then the next person in line has to run up and so on and so

forth

Killermonkey 64: omg SOO

INTENSE

Karl3845: it doesn’t have to

be intense

Killermonkey 64: o darn

Karl3845: Physical activity

that is governed by a set of rules or customs and often engaged in

competitively

Killermonkey 64: yay

dictionarys

Karl3845: ok

Killermonkey 64: so how did u

ever discover this sport, did u one day at lunch discover your natural talent

for cup stacking

Killermonkey 64: dont tell me

it was ur parents

Karl3845: no

Killermonkey 64: or was it ur super sweet friends

Karl3845: I was really bored

Killermonkey 64: omg

Killermonkey 64: some people

need a life

Karl3845: no

Killermonkey 64: lol

Karl3845: i have a life

Karl3845: probly more of a

life then

Karl3845: u

Killermonkey 64: i bet you do

Killermonkey 64: so how old

are you

Karl3845: 15

Killermonkey 64: and the

cupstacking champion

Karl3845: yea

Killermonkey 64: so freshmen

in highschool I guess or sophmore

Karl3845: sophmore

Killermonkey 64: when did u

start this cupstacking

Karl3845: in fith grade

Karl3845: and I got the title

in fith grade

Killermonkey 64: ok, so you

are officially the coolest kid the world

Karl3845: and I still have it

Killermonkey 64: I wish I was

a cupstacker, one hell of a sport for the college resume

Karl3845: u fucking ass hole

Karl3845: one of these days

Killermonkey 64: lol

Karl3845: during this school

year

Killermonkey 64: ye

Karl3845: im coming down

there and beating ur ass

Killermonkey 64: where do u

live

Karl3845: it depends on when

Killermonkey 64: hehe i would

love to meet you, you seem SOOOOO COOOL, and then I can say I met the Colorado state cup stacking champ

Killermonkey 64: did u get

like a big trophy for the cupstacking

Karl3845: no

Karl3845: but I got monet

Karl3845: money

Killermonkey 64: how much

Karl3845: im not going to

tell u because u don’t aprechent the sport

Karl3845: that u never even

seen

Killermonkey 64: no not

really

Karl3845: not really that’s

not a answer

Killermonkey 64: I bet its an

intense sport and ill look for it on espn 8 the ocho

Karl3845: first of all espn8

the ocho isn’t really

Karl3845: real

Killermonkey 64: lol

Killermonkey 64: and

dodgeball was a great movie

Karl3845: so u cant pull a

quick one on me like that

Killermonkey 64: boy are u

fast

Killermonkey 64: ur way to quick for me

Killermonkey 64: so do u guys

have like team practices cupstacking

Karl3845: not ne more for me

cause right now im not home

Karl3845: and no

Karl3845: we don’t ne more

Karl3845: because we moved

away

Karl3845: from colorado

Killermonkey 64: colorado is a sweet place

Killermonkey 64: good skiing

Karl3845: I know

Karl3845: but skiing is crap

Killermonkey 64: yo, dont be

bashing skiing

Karl3845: snowboarding is

sooooooo much better

Killermonkey 64: at least

thats a real sport

Killermonkey 64: but taths

your opinion

Killermonkey 64: so wherd ur move to

Karl3845: I still tecnicaly

live in Colorado

springs but im

in minisota

Karl3845: at school

Killermonkey 64: u gonna join

the school cupstacking team

Karl3845: fuck u

Killermonkey 64: I would but

its not too prominent over here in the east coast

Karl3845: as u should know by

now my world doesn’t revolve around cupstacking

Karl3845: I tun track

Karl3845: I dance and other

things as well

Killermonkey 64: I run track

too

Killermonkey 64: so what

events do u do

Karl3845: everything

Killermonkey 64: well best

events then

Karl3845: lets see

Karl3845: 100

Karl3845: 200

Karl3845: 400

Karl3845: 1600

Killermonkey 64: times?

Karl3845: and medily

Karl3845: I dont remember

Karl3845: it was last year

Killermonkey 64: I c, im

hurdle specialist and I pole vault

Karl3845: well those r gay

Killermonkey 64: ye hurdles

are tiring but im good at it so why not

Karl3845: no I know that but

I mean that most guys that do hurdles r gay

Killermonkey 64: unfortunate

Killermonkey 64: too many gay

friends I see

Killermonkey 64: maybe its colorado

Killermonkey 64: or minnesota

Karl3845: no

Karl3845: its not

Killermonkey 64: lol

Karl3845: it is actualy true

for the whole nation

Karl3845: I had to do a study

on it last year

Karl3845: so it just conferms

that u r most likly gay

Killermonkey 64: lol, wow now

we have an expert on the percentage of gays doing hurdles too

Killermonkey 64: boy do u

have a life

Karl3845: it was for school

Killermonkey 64: well u def

pick the best topics for school papers

Karl3845: no

Karl3845: your such a prick

Killermonkey 64: well gays

and hurdling make great essays

Karl3845: actualy it was for

math

Karl3845: there for I needed

to know the percentages

Killermonkey 64: hah, sounds

like a great math class

Killermonkey 64: math is so

boring these days and you need stud like that to spice it up

Karl3845: it for the ib

program but u probly don’t know what that is u weak minded person

Killermonkey 64: wow u are

really good at insulting people

Killermonkey 64: you really

cut me deep right there

Karl3845: I know

Killermonkey 64: I am so weak

minded *starts crying*

Karl3845: do u even know what

the IB program is

Karl3845: ?

Killermonkey 64: nope, we

don’t use it out here on the east coast

Karl3845: actually u do

Karl3845: its international

Killermonkey 64: ok so lets

say I do

Karl3845: u don’t do u

Karl3845: I don’t think so

Killermonkey 64: well its up

to u

Karl3845: ok

Karl3845: I messed up on the

wording

Killermonkey 64: me 2

Karl3845: it should have been

Killermonkey 64: lol

Karl3845: u should know what

it is

Killermonkey 64: o well, im

too weak minded to know

Karl3845: ok

Karl3845: u admitted it not

me

Killermonkey 64: I know

Karl3845: so when every one

know that and every thing else on this theyll know that it was u and nto me

Killermonkey 64:ok

Karl3845: yupi

Karl3845: yup*

Karl3845: ok

Karl3845: did u not realize

that im not a freshman

Killermonkey 64: I don’t care

Karl3845: so it wouldnt be hazing

Killermonkey 64: wat are u

hazing??

Karl3845: and its not called

that its called freshman hell week

Killermonkey 64: wat r u

talking about

Karl3845: wat u told leslie

Killermonkey 64: who cares,

ure a bitch anyway

Karl3845: no im not

Killermonkey 64: I dont care

what grade u are in, ur still a bitch

Karl3845: ok

Karl3845: what ever u say

Karl3845: fuck u

Killermonkey 64: lol

Karl3845: u dont even know

what I look like

Killermonkey 64: does that

matter

Karl3845: I know

Karl3845: but u have no idea

what im capaple of

Killermonkey 64: like

cupstacking

Karl3845: no

Karl3845: last year I almost

killed a kid

Killermonkey 64: good

Karl3845: for messing with me

Killermonkey 64: lol

Killermonkey 64: ur soooo badass

Karl3845: and u have no idea

whats coming for u man

Killermonkey 64: lol, I cant

wait

Karl3845: that’s not a smoart

thing fro u to say budy not a smart tghing to say

Killermonkey 64: lol

Killermonkey 64: im shivering

in my boots

Killermonkey 64: lol

Karl3845: ok

Karl3845: what ever

Killermonkey 64: I literally

cant wait to meet yo

Karl3845: ill see u this year

Killermonkey 64: o man, the

anticipation

Karl3845: what ever

Killermonkey 64: I bet those

cupstacking champion ares are huge

Karl3845: no

Karl3845: not really

Karl3845: just enough to

severarly hurt some one

Killermonkey 64: lol

Killermonkey 64: well I cant

say I’ve almost killed a kid

Karl3845: I know most people

cant

Karl3845: and espicly not a

prick like u

Karl3845: so yea

Killermonkey 64: w/e I g2g

karl, when u do show up though, be sure to call me up
 
wow he kept talking like you werent making fun of him, ahah is midget tossing a sport? aha, yeah that kid sounds gay. but i have to disagree with you when you said only things in the olympics are sprts thats not true. lacrosse isnt in the olympics i dont think and its a sport, what about football and bowling. hehe, even gambling is a sport and theyre not in the olympics?
 
You know, the kind of skiing we do isnt olympics... but I think everyone on this site would say thats a sport. And posting huge ass AIM conversations is stupid, not funny, nobody will read the entire thing.
 
thats a whole other debate that i really dont want to have, i could care less but this kid was wayy too much fun to leave alone
 
i don't think IB is international considering i don't know what the fuck it is. but then again i live in montana. that kid was a tool and i can't believe ir ead that thing./
 
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his competition
 
i bet i could "almost killed a kid" him... what a fag, anyone that calls down skiing to defend cupstacking should guy a cup stack up the ass
 
Skier8869 (11:41:13 PM): cupstacking

Skier8869 (11:41:19 PM): is pretty beat

Skier8869 (11:41:22 PM): you should slow your roll

Skier8869 (11:41:36 PM): ya bird

Karl3845 (11:41:40 PM): what

Karl3845 (11:41:44 PM): i dont do it any more
 
haha IB stands for International Baccalaureate. It's basically just a diploma that's recognized around the world as a secondary school certificate, and fuuuuck it's hard work. I'm doing it at the moment, got exams in November.
 
espn is ruining sports.....scrabble, dominoes, POKER, cupstacking.......those are not sports. Nobody cares if it can be proven with some dictionary definition
 
Karl3845 (11:46:04 PM): well i dont really care what you think i seem like and im not a minnesota bitch cause im from colorado and i dont think you would know anything about that cause well i dont really care because im proubly 30 times smarter then you and then you have to add that i have ADHD and dislexia which holds me back from my true capabitities and im sorry that that gaywad is infesting your mind with bullshit

hahaha this kid really thinks he is the shittttt
 
i pwned this noob... check it:

You said: OH EM GEE are you the cup stacking champ?

Karl3845: ?

You said: well i heard you're a cup stacking champ

Karl3845: i was

You said: what happend get to tough for ya?

Karl3845: no

You said: oh and by the way its not a sport

Karl3845: i changed schools

You said: now way is it a sport

Karl3845: i dont really give a fucking shit what you think

Karl3845: i dont really care what you think

You said: why?

Karl3845: cause your oppinion dosent matter to me

You said: i bet it does

Karl3845: noep

Karl3845: nope*

You said: well it mattered to killer monkey

You said: or the other way

Karl3845: well i dont really give a shit about him either

You said: apparently

You said: you were threatning to kill him for saying cup stacking isnt a sport

Karl3845: i was having a bad day that day

You said: you lie

Karl3845: nope

You said: you're trying to defend cup stacking... you know if you tell anyone that your gonna get bashed on because of it

Karl3845: nope

Karl3845: because not every one is single minded as you people are

You said: if you went to my school i'd let you never live it down

You said: single minded?, i think not

Karl3845: yes

You said: i think about lots of stuff.. mostly womans vaginas and tits

Karl3845: you are

Karl3845: ok single minded was not the best use of words

Karl3845: simple minded puts it better

You said: simple minded? i could put together a sentence that could confuse this shit out of you thatd you'd be running for the dictionary

Karl3845: sure

You said: ok and by the way how did you almost kill a kid? did you shoot a load down his throag almost chicking him to death?

Karl3845: i threw him out a window

You said: wow... you're hard core... not

You said: when you almost kill a kid from you're fists then threatn someone

that was when he left the convo, and signed off
 
This kid is full of shit. He isnt the champion, he is lying out his ass. I saw this shit on Real TV or some shit, its a girl from Colorado that went to my highschool. Here is a clip of her setting the world record. So how could this kid be the Colorado Champion when this girl has the world record and is the world Champion.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8602472107022912201

Some people are really pathetic! Have to lie about cupstacking to try to make people think your cool...This kid could have chose somehting a lot cooler than cupstacking to lie about.

FAG!!!
 
it's too bad she has to resort to cupstacking to make herself feel accomplished, and that she has to try to defend the fact that it's a support so that her feeling of accomplishment doesn't go away.
 
Karl3845: I know

Karl3845: but u have no idea

what im capaple of

Killermonkey 64: like

cupstacking

HAHAHAHAHA. Wow that was awesome.
 
"Killermonkey 64: I bet its an intense sport and ill look for it on espn 8 the ocho"

ahahahahahaahah
 
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