My great new pastime

General_Shredgnar

General_Shredgnar

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recently on sundays, I've been sneaking into churches. After a while into prayer or whatever activity, right in the middle of the speaking of the priest, I scream BLASTPHEMY! and other fun words. They get really steamed. I also have a friend who sits next to me, so if the priest points at me, Im all like, THE DEVIL HAS SHOT A RAY OF EVIL, and my friend will go into the center and put alca setzer in his mouth and foam and roam around. We then preceed to the nearest exit and run for our lives. Works in tech class too.

'Its pretty sad when your penis is longer than the amount of air these little kids are bragging about.'
 
good ole imagination

You know you have the coolest cab driver when he says, 'And we're off like a prom dress.'
 
I stood up and screamed "PRAISE HIM!!" twice while watching The Passion Of the christ in theaters. the first time I had a couple of people claping and then the second time I had a lady scream how dare you. what a stupid movie. as far as doing it in a church I dont know what to say other than if you actually did that then wow.

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Everybody Knows that Christians dont beleive in Gravity

I intend to live forever, so far so good

If you were touched by an angel call the police.
 
alkaseltzers don't really foam, they just sorta crackle...

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i never wash my hand. hell, i eat pizza while i'm taking a shit.

-seanPISTOL
 
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