My girlfriends dad is an ass

NCJK

NCJK

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Last night my gf's dad wouldn't let her go to the dance that once again we weren't going to go to so we could fuck. I'm just hella pissed off right now and I really miss her. If anyone has any stories similar I wanna hear them

 
he's probably smarter than you think and actually knows that you're just gonna root his daughter.

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Dude he doesn't even kno I'm going out w/ her he won't let her have a boyfriend until she is 16 he just said he didnt want her going because she went to the last dance

 
skipping the dance to go bone. how romantic. quick, someone create a made for TV movie about this.

-chris
 
NCJK... honestly, it's not the end of the world if your pre-puecent girlfriend can't go to your high school dance. get over it.

 
Wow dude you got burnt. But then again this really isn't the place to look for sympathy.

better to burn out...

...then fade away
 
yea youre just gonna get burned

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haahhahahahhaaha get your cream out buddy and pop a tape in and hurt your little friend tonight

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
Bahahahah. Man seriously just fucking jerk off you'll feel better. Cockblocking is just part of life you cna't get bent out of shape about it

 
My buddies gf's mom is like that, so over protective, she even goes to the movies with them to make sure they dun do ne thing

Piss on tits, piss on piss, and piss on this. PEACE OUT
 
Yea dude, relax there will be plenty other opportunities to bone, for now bust out the lubriderm and shake hands with the one eyed monster.

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Dude how old are YOU? Cause if you are fuckin some chick who isnt even 16 yet, I sure hope you are 16 or younger, or that is just gross.

We'll have you dead pretty soon.
 
judging by the post, I really don't think he's much older than 16.

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my girlfriend's dad was my sex ed teacher, beat that

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Yah I hear yah. I wonder what kind of person just decides......hmmmm...I'm gonna post becuase I can't bone my pre-pubescent girlfriend.

better to burn out...

...then fade away
 
did your gfs dad teach you guys through it since he was a sex ed teacher?

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
I got my GF pregent you should of seen him when we told him he hated me before that because I'm not a mormon and I think he is on the racist side I'm part mexican and my mexican side shows so now he wants to kill me but it is all good.

There is no such thing as shitty snow only shitty skiers.

If it was easy they would call it snowboarding.

Alpinecowboy84 is a fucking fag
 
so he will have a latino grandson?? do you think he'll neglect him and feed him antifreeze?

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
I hope not but knowing the guy he will go out of his way and do it.

There is no such thing as shitty snow only shitty skiers.

If it was easy they would call it snowboarding.

Alpinecowboy84 is a fucking fag
 
yeah lets hope he doesnt neglect him, now thatd be terrible

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
how old is the mormon girl? thats intense ive never heard of mormon pregnant girl crazy.

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turtles can breath through their butts.

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She is 17 and I'm 18

There is no such thing as shitty snow only shitty skiers.

If it was easy they would call it snowboarding.

Alpinecowboy84 is a fucking fag
 
actually that girl told you she could'nt go and went over my buddies house to get railed in the 'dirt box'. sorry dude. how was the dance?

at that point I started to cry...mainly 'cause I sat on my balls
 
One of my ex-girlfriends' dads told me that nothing woul make him happier than to cut my dick off...

That's about when I broke up with her...

On my way to goddom
 
haha that is so funny^^

There is no such thing as shitty snow only shitty skiers.

If it was easy they would call it snowboarding.

Alpinecowboy84 is a fucking fag
 
im 16 and having sex with a girl under 15. so what. shes only fifteen. meh, think its sick if you wish, i kinda like it

if people dont like what ive created, fuck em, because somebody else does-TANNER

can you see what's down there? me either.-seth peering down a cliff before he drops it

ns army, whatever is right below the general

 
True they r all werid My GF is really not n to all the religion crap but her parents make her go to church and do all kinds of crap with the crurch which she hates.

There is no such thing as shitty snow only shitty skiers.

If it was easy they would call it snowboarding.

Alpinecowboy84 is a fucking fag
 
so she is old enough to have a child, but not old enough to make her own decisions about attending chruch? interesting...

 
you have no idea. if you tell your parents you dont want to be mormon they will flip out and your life will be hell.

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turtles can breath through their butts.

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go out and knock as many chicks up as possible

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
my gfs parents like want us to fuck

they always go out when i come over and stuff

and like make jokes about fucking. i guess they just accept that now matter how protective they are im still gonna put it in her bum

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candy has gotta be the best thing going
 
lucky bastard

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my ex's dad was pretty chill until i brought her home a couple hours past curfew. it sucks enough when your own parents yell at you. its worse when someone elses dad yells at you.

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'honesty is the best policy. just tell your boss his daughter is one fine piece of ace and she wants your boneware and you feel its only proper that you take her cherry. but not to worry, you'll lube it up and ease it in. like a gentleman.' ~ 221

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all you guys with these young bitches better be careful, cus sex with a chick under 16 qualifies as statuatory rape, no matter what.

 
its 14 now here!

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
im glad my dad isnt a psycho....he likes my bf.

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up

So now I have to chop you up, chop you up

And I'll just wait till I get caught...

 
but if both parties are under 14 (im not sure of the exact age) it's statutory rape, cuz the law says someone under (that age) isn';t old enough to give consent, the same reason sex when drunk is technically illegal

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'my sister's 14, goin out with a senior..i can't wait til he fucks her'- Five0

-Friends don't let friends snowblade*
 
well correct me if i'm wrong, but i'm pretty sure if you bone a girl under 16 its statuatory, consent or not, although it does depend upon the state. we were just talking about it in one of my classes. you can possibly serve time and your name is put on the sex offenders list for 25 years. now i don't pay attention in school too often, but i think i'm right on this one, it's possible i'm a little wrong though.

 
stop whining man my gf's dad walked in when i had my dick hangin out with my gf on her knees ready to suck it. try dealing with that shit.

i would much rather be an acquired taste, than a common flavor

 
but if you're 17 and you get charged with statutory rape don't does it really matter? You're still a minor, so wouldn't your record get cleared up when you turn 18 anyway?

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'The art of propaganda lies in understanding the emotional ideas of the great masses and finding, through a psychologically correct form, the way to the attention and thence to the heart of the broad masses.' - A. Hiedler
 
but if you're 17 and you get charged with statutory rape don't does it really matter? You're still a minor, so wouldn't your record get cleared up when you turn 18 anyway?

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'The art of propaganda lies in understanding the emotional ideas of the great masses and finding, through a psychologically correct form, the way to the attention and thence to the heart of the broad masses.' - A. Hiedler
 
yeah but if your charged with a felony and your 14 or above you get tried as an adult and you go to adult prison which kind of sucks

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yeah but if your charged with a felony and your 14 or above you get tried as an adult and you go to adult prison which kind of sucks

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