My girlfriend

She's a lying slut dude, if she has to tell you that she likes u too much, and to solve not being distracted in college she has to break up with you. "Being distracted" to her probably means that for a slut, she actually has a feelings for other people, and shejust might, just maybe feel guilty when she's getting busy with your best friend from kindergaten, that you have no idea that she is a lying, cheating bag o' douche.
 
Listen,

If you want to patch things up, just call her a slut and punch her in the throat.

Works every time...
 
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