My girlfriend won't give in to sexual harasment

just pretend your doin the old yawn and puttin your arm around her but while your doing that just give her a quick elbow to the head and knock her out... and then...

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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
 
dave, you should just watch family guy on the computer and ignor her for the rest of your life...until you get head....

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^isnt gilmore girls always a re-run? i mean comeon that show is pointless and annoying to listen to those bitches complain and argue all show long

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word. so true

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I have to admit, I'm kind of a fan of the show too. The girls are hot and I think it's pretty funny. I bicker like that with some of my friends too.

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'Itâ??s a wonder I havenâ??t abandoned all my ideals, they seem so absurd and impractical. Yet I cling to them because I still believe, in spite of everything, that people are truly good at heart.' - Anne Frank
 
actually theres a new one on tomorrow..good show

ive waited all my life to cross this line into the only thing thats true -ryan cabrera
 
Who the hell wants to watch a show thats about women complaining about life. I get that enough in a normal day I dont want to watch a show about it. If you like that show, no one likes you.

 
hahaha hummer queen

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'i just rented good will hunting , how is it?'

'lets put it this way, even matt damon cant make it suck.'

'matt damon? hes in con air right?'

'yes , yes he is.'
 
i wish i had a girlfriend

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They say life is like ice cream, uve got to enjoy it before it melts. Thats why i go skiing, to keep my icecream cold.

~my english teacher wanted to flunk mein junior high,by the time im finished ill be 35, i smacked him in the face with an erasor,chased him with a stapler, and told him to change the grade on the flipin paper~ BRAD RAD*NORTHEAST CULT*
 
i just did they are super good. and i wish the single girls around here were decent enough to date

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'i just rented good will hunting , how is it?'

'lets put it this way, even matt damon cant make it suck.'

'matt damon? hes in con air right?'

'yes , yes he is.'
 
I didn't really read all the replies, but how did we go from blow jobs to ice cream sandwhiches?

V-TOWN Bitches!
 
one day my teacher started talking about blow jobs. Someone was talking to another kid about the car hummers and he was like what are you two kids doing. Then he goes into a 30 minute speech on the pros and cons of "hummers/bjs

my friend told me he punches one out into his hand and throws it (load) at his chicks face and yells "yahtzee!" no lie.-couchskier

is sucking your own dick considered masturbation or self inflicted fellatio?

who else but Lat^

*NS Skateboarders*
 
one time, we had a sub who felt the need to explain to the class her masturbation habits. (once daily for her health, twice daily for her enjoyment)

I don't think I've ever had that sub since that day

V-TOWN Bitches!
 
dude, forget the girl. just slip your dick between the chocolatey outsides and penetrate that delicious vanilla ice cream
 
HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHHHA SHITTTT MAN THAT AWEFUL

dude take the head after the show but like not pay attention to the show just think about the head
 
hey. fuck you. thats my girlfriend. she is probibly the FARTHEST thing from a whore on this whole site in fact. I have a deep hatred for all things slutty, and i love her, so fuck right off.
 
ur fault for postig that shit ahaha as if u werent aware that she would get a roasting. either that or u didnt expect her to see the thread and now she has and she bee pussy whipping ur ass back into place
 
ive clearly seen the thread....and am not too bothered by it...i might have been sitting beside him when he created it..i dont know it was like 2 years ago.

and the last time i checked...giving your bf of 3 + years head...does not mean you are a whore.
 
you should tivo family guy at your house, that way you get head/ your show later. or...say fine but fri night I am bringin over a porn and you have to do everything they do
 
tell her next time she can watch gilmore girls and you'll go out with some slut who will put out and you can both be happy. see what she has to say about that..
 
hey. chill out. that was humour. it is probably the ONE thing on this entire site that you can not understand. I, in fact, do not have a deep harterd for all things slutty. I love ice cream sandwhiches. I love ice cream sandwiches, so chill the fuck off.

that was my word for word response.

i like it
 
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