My girlfriend is better than yours. FACT.

[ianrich511]

So yesterday my girlfriend asks me when UPS delivers packages, and I tell her its usually around 6pm but my order came at 2pm the other week. She lets me know that she is expecting package and to be on the lookout. As I am pulling into my driveway, I see a large box. There was an EVO mark on the outside, and I slam on the brakes. Suspicious as hell, I run to the front porch and grab the box. The weight was 12 pounds and I am thinking, what the hell did she order that could be 12 pounds. Before I know it the razor blades out and the box is open.



Now the best part, why did the box weigh as much as it did? I was a little suspicious that she might someday order me these boots as she had asked about them before because I wanted to buy them before the season. The reason I had not was I wanted to go to a shop and make sure to get the right size. So what did she do, order two pairs so I could try on the two I was between.

I ask her what was going on, and she replies "Did you open mail that was addressed to me?" In shock and awe, I told her it all happened so fast. She replied "Well I knew it would be hard to keep from you... Happy Early Birthday!"

Which is over a month away.

 

[yelsel]

you wife her right now!

 

[-benedetto]

Yup. Great catch!

 

[milk_man]

So if I had a really rich girlfriend who bought me a wrx would she be better than yours?

Just kidding man, stoked for you

 

[Barefootin_Fiend]

put a ring on that shit....

 

[ianrich511]

you wife her right now!

thats the plan!

So if I had a really rich girlfriend who bought me a wrx would she be better than yours?

Just kidding man, stoked for you

That would be some next level shit!

put a ring on that shit....

as stated, planning on it!

 

[gotti]

thats the plan!

That would be some next level shit!

as stated, planning on it!

karma says she finds the ring before you propose

 

[ESAND]

Let's not exaggerate here, your girlfriend bought you ski boots.

It's not like she arranged for a threesome with a friend.

 

[Dobber]

Let's not exaggerate here, your girlfriend bought you ski boots.

It's not like she arranged for a threesome with a friend.

If you like threesomes better than brand new full tilts...your priorities are fucked.

 

[JAHpow]

If you like threesomes better than brand new full tilts...your priorities are fucked.

What if it's a threesome and everyone is wearing full tilts?

 

[SKI.ING]

Bootfitter

 

[.Hugo.]

If you like threesomes better than brand new full tilts...your priorities are fucked.

full tilts are garbage so ya id rather have a threesome

 

[Dobber]

full tilts are garbage so ya id rather have a threesome

I don't like them either, but you can still sell them and buy cool shit... Like threesomes.

 

[Chewy.]

Hey. You go ring shopping now.

 

[ESAND]

I don't like them either, but you can still sell them and buy cool shit... Like threesomes.

Now with extra syphilis.

 

[Anathema]

what have you done for her lately?

remember that when she dumps you.

 

[S.J.W]

I'm going to hate on you because I'm so jealous

 

[ModMommy]

DUDE that's one hell of a babe. Stoked for ya dude

 

[Japaneezy]

jealous.

 

[broto]

damn ur girlfriend sounds sick yo is she available?

 

[Petey.]

wife

 

[JAHpow]

Hey. You go ring shopping now.

Yeah OP or he'll pretend to ban you.

damn ur girlfriend sounds sick yo is she available?

Hahaha

 

[Chewy.]

Yeah OP or he'll pretend to ban you.

Hahaha

Hahaha +k.

 

[theabortionator]

Damn. All my girl got me was a carton of smokes. She grabbed me one day and said "Smoke up rusty". Oh wait, that's not right.

That's awesome man! Nice catch. Tell her that the internet is jealous.

 

[theabortionator]

Also I feel that it should be a rule that if you post a title like " My girlfriend is batter than yours" that at least one pic is involved.

 

[yangumane]

Yeah OP or he'll pretend to ban you.

Hahaha

Hahaha +k.

Hahaha

 

[Drail]

Seriously. The status of your girlfriend is still in question until we see pics. Boots be damned!

 

[Slush]

Pics needed for..... Reference

 

[cornholio]

ITT: poor people too excited over boots

pics required to tell if she's better or not

 

[AGOF]

ITT: poor people too excited over boots

pics required to tell if she's better or not

ITT: people who would be stoked to have a SO that wanted them to do the things they like?

 

[cornholio]

ITT: people who would be stoked to have a SO that wanted them to do the things they like?

my SO wants me to do the things i like too. if she ugly as dirt i could care less if she buys me things

 

[cornholio]

my SO wants me to do the things i like too. if she ugly as dirt i could care less if she buys me things

*buys me inexpensive things. my cutoff for fat chicks is $10k+

 

[ESAND]

ITT: people who would be stoked to have a SO that wanted them to do the things they like?

Having a girlfriend buy you presents for your birthday is not uncommon. Having a SO that recognizes that you may want to fuck another chick and not only supports that but wants to be involved? Now that's a keeper.

 

[Krotchs_Brother]

My girl bought me a PS4 for my birthday. If this was a competition I'd be winning.

Fuck it, it's a competition.

And I'm winning.

 

[robbinJAHood]

aww that's awesome!

 

[Byron_tha_gr8]

aww that's awesome!

not without pics it isnt

 

[ianrich511]

what have you done for her lately?

remember that when she dumps you.

After 5+ years, if she was going to, she would have by now.

my SO wants me to do the things i like too. if she ugly as dirt i could care less if she buys me things

I am so confused by this.

My girl bought me a PS4 for my birthday. If this was a competition I'd be winning.

Fuck it, it's a competition.

And I'm winning.

If we are competing according to highest dollar figure, then yes, you are. Now if its what is cooler, I am.

And just cause I like you trolls.

 

[.frenchy]

full tilts are garbage so ya id rather have a threesome

must suck to have wide troll feet, huh???

 

[.Hugo.]

must suck to have wide troll feet, huh???

I wear dalbellos same last as full tilts loser

 

[.frenchy]

I wear dalbellos same last as full tilts loser

get full tilts xD

 

[S.J.W]

After 5+ years, if she was going to, she would have by now.

I am so confused by this.

If we are competing according to highest dollar figure, then yes, you are. Now if its what is cooler, I am.

And just cause I like you trolls.

Your girlfriend looks like she's going to be the biggest milf

 

[JAHpow]

After 5+ years, if she was going to, she would have by now.

I am so confused by this.

If we are competing according to highest dollar figure, then yes, you are. Now if its what is cooler, I am.

And just cause I like you trolls.

We're all invited to the wedding right?

 

[dustygoldflakes]

That is soo hype

 

[.Hugo.]

thanks for delivering. you guys look like you could be siblings

 

[ESAND]

So the OP's GF is hot. That's good. Could be his sister, not so good.

 

[yeahno]

Maybe she's cheating on you and this helped her sleep at night. Just a thought.

 

[Laurent.]

I regret nothing.

 

[Byron_tha_gr8]

I regret nothing.

shes cute with your face.

have kids.

 

[airplaneface]

No one is better than Jill

 

[ABalls]

Wear the boots at the alter

 

[ianrich511]

Your girlfriend looks like she's going to be the biggest milf

If her mom is any indicator, I am a lucky man.

We're all invited to the wedding right?

Only one of you. I will revisit this thread when it's time.

thanks for delivering. you guys look like you could be siblings

I regret nothing.

God damn this is why I love NS, and the internet.

Wear the boots at the alter

Might have to.