my gf

Caveman.

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how can i lose my gf without being mean about it?

September 12, 2003

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

SHOWDOWN SKI AREA, NEIHART, MONTANA

Showdown gleefully announces that the second snowfall of the season has produced 4'on the ground by 12:00 pm on Friday, September 12, 2003. 'We knew something was up when we passed a snowplow on the way to work this morning', said Chris Leatham, one of Showdown's Snow Sports Coordinators.

The storm, which started in earnest about 6 am, appeared to be intensifying at midday. George Willett summed up the sentiment on the hill saying, 'We can only hope...' Live pictures of the snowfall can be seen at www.showdownmontana.com.

There, I shortened my sig because all you haters were threatening to get me kicked off or what ever like soxripper because she likes to rip on other people instead of rip on skis

So just check out 'Ams' the illest movie in the world if you like watching a bunch of kids from montana ski

official founder and member of the NS Ski Club

 
by the way you worded it...it seems you don't really care if she takes it mean...because you wouldn't have said 'without making it sound mean' unless you already wanted to make it sound mean..hmm..

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don't sweat it, she doesn't want to be with you anymore now that she's had disdik

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 this is the life God chose for me...
 
ive been trying to get her to dump me but its just not working

September 12, 2003

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

SHOWDOWN SKI AREA, NEIHART, MONTANA

Showdown gleefully announces that the second snowfall of the season has produced 4'on the ground by 12:00 pm on Friday, September 12, 2003. 'We knew something was up when we passed a snowplow on the way to work this morning', said Chris Leatham, one of Showdown's Snow Sports Coordinators.

The storm, which started in earnest about 6 am, appeared to be intensifying at midday. George Willett summed up the sentiment on the hill saying, 'We can only hope...' Live pictures of the snowfall can be seen at www.showdownmontana.com.

There, I shortened my sig because all you haters were threatening to get me kicked off or what ever like soxripper because she likes to rip on other people instead of rip on skis

So just check out 'Ams' the illest movie in the world if you like watching a bunch of kids from montana ski

official founder and member of the NS Ski Club

 
Just tell her you don't want to be with her anymore. Don't be an asshole to her to try to get HER to dump YOU. That's the total pussy bitch way out, damn. Grow some balls

-Sarah Daulton Oates

a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie
 
or just say you love her all the time and being really super nice to her. Girls HATE that for some reason.

okay, i just gotta say...please stop making the FARP video things. Its cool if you wanna make them and all, but dont make a website about it etc. Or at least get better first. You are hurting the industry. When snowboarders see skiers like Fred and Randall doing stupid flailing 360 attempts 8 inches off the ground, they laugh there heads off, and skiing takes another blow. So please, if you wanna make your movies, thats cool. But just stop trying to get noticed. Thats all. Peace. P.S. Your spinning the wrong way.-sunvalleyskibum
 
Dump her, it's easy. Here's how:

'sorry, but ski season is coming up, and unless you're willing to put out every night and not get any quality time in return, this relationship is over'.

It's fantastic, cuz if she's not cool with it it's ok, but if she is, you're in luck...

'jib_this why are you such an ass? all your posts are dissing someone els (sic)' Krongos

There ain't nothin' like a champagne buzz, but then there ain't nothin' like a champagne hangover.

SFU, still better than UBC

Hi, I'm John, John Bond
 
oh, that sucks you just got told by alsomo to grow some balls, that means your a bitch, and should fuck off into the land of magic and live your life how its supposed to fuck ass bitch fucker.

 
cheat on her

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^don't do that...it sucks.

'jib_this why are you such an ass? all your posts are dissing someone els (sic)' Krongos

There ain't nothin' like a champagne buzz, but then there ain't nothin' like a champagne hangover.

SFU, still better than UBC

Hi, I'm John, John Bond
 
just say 'i don't want to be with you anymore'

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just tell her shes not cuttin it anymore

'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'

'Like most men, I am consumed with desire whenever a lesbian gets within twenty feet.'
 
i kinda tried to get my gf to dump me but it didnt work either, ive also tried to break up with her and she said no

'I think I see Blue.......He looks glorius!' Will Ferrel
 
my friend told his to 'Grow some some bigger boobs' that worked.

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just tell her the love, its just not there anymore

Live every day, like today is your last.

SEASON 04 --> Call me the bus driver, cuz im takin you to school!

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i kinda tried to get my gf to dump me but it didnt work either, ive also tried to break up with her and she said no

haha. How can she say no?

okay, i just gotta say...please stop making the FARP video things. Its cool if you wanna make them and all, but dont make a website about it etc. Or at least get better first. You are hurting the industry. When snowboarders see skiers like Fred and Randall doing stupid flailing 360 attempts 8 inches off the ground, they laugh there heads off, and skiing takes another blow. So please, if you wanna make your movies, thats cool. But just stop trying to get noticed. Thats all. Peace. P.S. Your spinning the wrong way.-sunvalleyskibum
 
hahahahahaah, how can ur gf say NO ??? thats fucked up, well i love my gf and dont plan on breaking up wit her soon. Just tell urs that you dont feel the love u used to.

the-east-isnt-that-bad:Have you seriously considered laying off the cocaine for a while man?

www.nssnow.cjb.net

^go ther and support the skiing community
 
or get her drunk and pay some guy to sleep with her, then you can be an asshole to her saying she is a bitch for cheating on you and its over.... from dogma

 
^^ and have her commit suicide 3 months later

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13 year old whores......now we're talking! - Lateralis
 
lat, u a lil whipped? haha 'no i dont want to break up with u', you - 'yes mama...'

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ellermann -> i hope you realize you just threw yourselves a birthday party online. just think about that for a little while

Ryan
 
post a pic of her. then i will tell you exactly how to ditch the bitch.

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lol, holy shit she said no, that's classic

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www.revivalskiwear.com (coming soon!)

Buy something, support us!
 
hahaha, you just described my dream girl jibthis

I did absolutely nothing and it was everything I thought it could be.
 
^ mine too!

'jib_this why are you such an ass? all your posts are dissing someone els (sic)' Krongos

There ain't nothin' like a champagne buzz, but then there ain't nothin' like a champagne hangover.

SFU, still better than UBC

Hi, I'm John, John Bond
 
just be like 'Hey bitch, you dont fuck me enough. get out of my life.'

or go for the jib_this method.

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Representing the KPP
 
its so easy to get a girl to dump you-

simply don't call her and she'll break it off real quick

'you should probably get bindings or it will be hard to stay on your skis...don't get gloves tho, gloves are out. just use a cigarette to keep your hands warm' -221
 
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^ That's cuz you're a communist bitch, fucknut.

Sorry, completely uncalled for, but you left yourself 100% open.

I'm gonna patent the 'Jib_This Method'.

'jib_this why are you such an ass? all your posts are dissing someone els (sic)' Krongos

There ain't nothin' like a champagne buzz, but then there ain't nothin' like a champagne hangover.

SFU, still better than UBC

Hi, I'm John, John Bond
 
sweet...you should be able to do that on your own,unless this is like your first girlfriend. Simply say ' I dont wanna go out anymore' walllahh!! simple as pie dude.

bern
 
^you've prolly have never had a girl friend. cuz its definetly not that easy, unless you absolutley hate her

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Dear Driskey, BURN IN HELL!

-Love, Nick Mercon

'no rings, no strings. thats why the only ring i wear is the one around my penis'- the man show
 
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