My gf is with the pirates of the carribean...

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i just got to talk to her while shes on vacation in dominica and then half of the cast walked into the bar they were in... the rest of the cast hadnt showed up yet but i guess theyre at the same hotel and everything...so umm yeah my gf is with johnny depp right now...but atleast shes bringing me back keira knightlys autograph

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tell her to do her, and take pics

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Are they making another one or something?

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keira is hot. she's got wierd lip action goin on though.

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what if your gf got in the movie

and you found out she cheated on your with keira knightly and johhny depp at the same time

and johhny dressed up as edward scissorhands

 
I had sex with your girlfriend once. I ripped her sphincter and she shat all over the place, so I got rid of that bitch. She gave good head though. She told me you had a small dick and thats why she neevr went down on you.

 
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and guys like this dude, your screwwed

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shit, im a loser

Numbers have dehumanized us. Over breakfast coffee we read of 40,000 American dead in Vietnam. Instead of vomiting, we reach for the toast. Our morning rush through crowded streets is not to cry murder but to hit that trough before somebody else gobbles our share.

- Dalton Trumbo, 1970

 
correction...my gf fucking jonny depp right now

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i'm not even trying to be mean...but, you look borderline retarded -freerider_klo
 
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anyways heres the link, and i doubt it dude

Numbers have dehumanized us. Over breakfast coffee we read of 40,000 American dead in Vietnam. Instead of vomiting, we reach for the toast. Our morning rush through crowded streets is not to cry murder but to hit that trough before somebody else gobbles our share.

- Dalton Trumbo, 1970

 
yeah id be worried about johnny getting on her

reverse the roles- if you walked into a bar and say keiran knightly, youd want to get on her right?

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ill never die, and johnny depp is like 46 shes got my gf by a good 30 years

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

^ My favorite part in Bambi is where that
 
she probably hasnt even talked to him, shes not banging him dude

Numbers have dehumanized us. Over breakfast coffee we read of 40,000 American dead in Vietnam. Instead of vomiting, we reach for the toast. Our morning rush through crowded streets is not to cry murder but to hit that trough before somebody else gobbles our share.

- Dalton Trumbo, 1970

 
^thanks, but i already know

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

^ My favorite part in Bambi is where that
 
alllll right a new fucking pirate movie, thats soething i havent seen before in my lifetime

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actually, they are aparently filming the next 2 at the same time.

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