My gf is awesome

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Sokiem

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She has to work tommorrow at 6, and i want to go out to party. So, she's just going to sleep at my house while i go out and get drunk, then when i come back she said just to wake her up so we can hook up lol.

Melonchaly: shall i start the cooking then?

Sokiem99: yes please

Melonchaly: oh just relax youve had such a hard day at work

Sokiem99: mashed potatoes and steak i presume?

Melonchaly: ill clean, ill do it naked too, would you like me to do chores naked?

Sokiem99: oh yes

Melonchaly: anything else then dear? perhaps a blow job when its all done?
 
one time my gf thought id be mad we could never chill cuz she had tennis, so she told me she got cut but really quit to hang out with me. i was very creeped out and dumped her

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put on whatever makes you attractive

if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion

your friends like a certain you

that's who you've got to be
 
that is a nice girlfriend.

but on the other hand....your situation sounds pretty reasonable...i mean you want to party...so go party....and she has to work and doesnt want to party....so she should just let you go and understand.

more girls should be this understanding. i know too many that would freak out at this situation.

all in all...you are lucky you have a good girlfriend. props. ....i think thats the first time ive used that word.

.stacer.

 
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dont ever post anything about anyones gf on ns of your gonna get insulted somehow

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put on whatever makes you attractive

if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion

your friends like a certain you

that's who you've got to be
 
your right your girlfriend is awesome, how do I taste?

.................at that point I started to cry...mainly 'cause I sat on my balls. I banged this chick so hard one time..she had to adjust her cant.
 
sounds like a pretty good deal, all girls should be like that.

-kulpy-

gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
 
Hoorah.

-at least you went down naked-

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haha good song

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i dont know any girl that would do that. allow their b/f to go get hammered not be there to make sure he doesnt fuck up...and then him come home and hook up with his g/f hmm

»-(¯`v´¯)-»PëT®ø HoTt�ë«-(¯`v´¯)-«
 
if its true expect her to scream at you and break up with you real soon.

and what type of boyfriend leaves their girl at home while they go out.

plus if she has to wake up at 6 why would you wake her up late in the nite to have sex with her. thats very selfish

only one explanation to all this. your girlfriend is a blow up doll.

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why would a guy go out and get in trouble? he is garunteed sex when he gets home. i dont get that but she is probably his left hand or a ziplock bag between the matress and boxspring

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haha

cant tell me shit about the tricks of this trade switch blade with a little switch to switch the switch blade switch from a 6 to 16 inch blade shits like a samarui sword a sensay

formally known as - garrettb

 
ya she probly has orgies with biker gangs while yur gone

NUFF SAID

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As much as i hate josh i think he is telling the truth, i have hung out with him and his girl and she is chill. She pukes off keystone easy, but she is cool

 
are you kidding me?

i let my bf go out all the time and party.....sometimes i go, sometimes i dont, depending if i work or whatever. sometimes he comes home and wakes me up ;)

if you cant trust your guy to go out and party without you without "fucking up" then theres something wrong there.

.stacer.

 
yeah me 2, we r fucking her while u are gone, sorry dude, the truth hurts

" she's exactly 4 years younger than me. I am waiting for her to turn 19, then it's game for me."-Melvs on Emma Watson

also known as pussyfooter
 
i agree but sometimes people do stupid things when drunk...i know its happened to my sisters..... and its just one of those things that when ur drunk most people dont know to control themselves but those that do thats REALLY good. Im not just saying that for guys girls can do the exact same thing...

»-(¯`v´¯)-»PëT®ø HoTt�ë«-(¯`v´¯)-«
 
yuou lucky man

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BOGART!!
 
^exactly what i was thinking

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my gfs a fucking whore

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^hahah

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why wouldnt you take your woman partying with you. thats like...the second best reason to go get drunk, is to be with your girl. way to go you over-masturbater.

 
Ouch over-masturbater, that really hurts my self-esteem. Don't be jealous just because your gf is lame/your hand.

Melonchaly: shall i start the cooking then?

Sokiem99: yes please

Melonchaly: oh just relax youve had such a hard day at work

Sokiem99: mashed potatoes and steak i presume?

Melonchaly: ill clean, ill do it naked too, would you like me to do chores naked?

Sokiem99: oh yes

Melonchaly: anything else then dear? perhaps a blow job when its all done?
 
She has to work at 6 every morning, what can you do? Gotta let the woman sleep or she'll be all sorts of cranky.

Melonchaly: shall i start the cooking then?

Sokiem99: yes please

Melonchaly: oh just relax youve had such a hard day at work

Sokiem99: mashed potatoes and steak i presume?

Melonchaly: ill clean, ill do it naked too, would you like me to do chores naked?

Sokiem99: oh yes

Melonchaly: anything else then dear? perhaps a blow job when its all done?
 
you are one very lucky man. but the guy whos gf leats him have sex with all her friends is even luckier

i like the fed-ex driver cause hes' a drug dealer and he don't even know it."
 
^ i wish if i had a gf she would play video games with me

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eat.breathe.sleep.ski
 
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