my gay mom, this was all her fault

PurpleSkier

PurpleSkier

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ok, so im going with my gf to the movies right, i had just picked her up, then my mom calls me, tells me to come get her car, so she can use mine. then we are late, so i am speeding 43 in a 25 cop lets me off that, but then i cant find the fucking insurance, since for one she wont throw any of it away once it expires, and two, she had to change companies so i dont recognize the card, so i get away with speeding, but get a huge ticket for no insurance, then as i get home she tells me its there, and pulls it out of the pile of about 15 differant ones, so i have to go to court, prove i have insurance, no fine then, but just big waste of my time, and i have to cut hours from work, and im pissed

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Living people have a strong interest of promoting the idea that somehow life is sacred, you dont see abbot and costello runnin around talkin about this shit do ya? we're not hearin a whole lot from mussilini on the subject, Whats the latest from JFK??? NOT A GODDAMN THING, cuz JFK mussilini, and abbot and costello are fuckin dead.....they're fuckin dead! and dead people give less than a shit about the sanctity of life, only living people care about it, so the whole thing developes out of a bias point of view. -George Carlin
 
well slap that bitch and tell her to make you a sandwich

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did that, then she said give me your keys, then i smacked her up

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Living people have a strong interest of promoting the idea that somehow life is sacred, you dont see abbot and costello runnin around talkin about this shit do ya? we're not hearin a whole lot from mussilini on the subject, Whats the latest from JFK??? NOT A GODDAMN THING, cuz JFK mussilini, and abbot and costello are fuckin dead.....they're fuckin dead! and dead people give less than a shit about the sanctity of life, only living people care about it, so the whole thing developes out of a bias point of view. -George Carlin
 
she's worse then my mom, and thats bad

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with sixty seconds worth of distance run,

then you can have the earth and everything thats in it.' -If, Rudyard kipling
 
shit happens - get over it. At least you're walking away clean. 47mph in a 25mph zone - you would have lost your licence if you were driving in australia

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whyd she need your car instead of hers?

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Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life. So get wasted all the time and have the time of your life!

 
it's cayuse you're stupid.. no need to speed just to show off to the GF.. she likes you anyaws, unless you're in one of those fake superficial relationships, which isn't unlikly... as most high schooelrs are.

-Pat

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yeah why did she have to have your car, and you should have just told her to fuck off in the first place

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do people really tell their parents to fuck off? Why does everyone say that, i have never said that to my parents, that's just rude.

-chris
 
really, i love my parents. they raised my into what i am now.

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God is a concept by which we measure our pain - John Lennon

Listen to Bob Marley

Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life. So get wasted all the time and have the time of your life!

 
my parents are cool as hell

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stop blaming stuff on your mom, asshole

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that's to bad

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i was speeding since we were really late, and we got there just in time, but ya, she took my car, since she decides it needs cleaned, adn since she wont let me pay my insurance, she threatens to stop paying it, so theni have to bring her the car, shes just a big control freak

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Living people have a strong interest of promoting the idea that somehow life is sacred, you dont see abbot and costello runnin around talkin about this shit do ya? we're not hearin a whole lot from mussilini on the subject, Whats the latest from JFK??? NOT A GODDAMN THING, cuz JFK mussilini, and abbot and costello are fuckin dead.....they're fuckin dead! and dead people give less than a shit about the sanctity of life, only living people care about it, so the whole thing developes out of a bias point of view. -George Carlin
 
sorry, i was just pissed, its not all her fault, but it just annoys me when i cant find shit, and its cuz she moves it w/o tellin me

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Living people have a strong interest of promoting the idea that somehow life is sacred, you dont see abbot and costello runnin around talkin about this shit do ya? we're not hearin a whole lot from mussilini on the subject, Whats the latest from JFK??? NOT A GODDAMN THING, cuz JFK mussilini, and abbot and costello are fuckin dead.....they're fuckin dead! and dead people give less than a shit about the sanctity of life, only living people care about it, so the whole thing developes out of a bias point of view. -George Carlin
 
i live in a town of less than 3000, so if i a cop can get you on anything they will, like if one of your headlights is not as bright as the other, they will pull you over to tell you, and just waste your time, i wanna shoot a fuckin cop

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Living people have a strong interest of promoting the idea that somehow life is sacred, you dont see abbot and costello runnin around talkin about this shit do ya? we're not hearin a whole lot from mussilini on the subject, Whats the latest from JFK??? NOT A GODDAMN THING, cuz JFK mussilini, and abbot and costello are fuckin dead.....they're fuckin dead! and dead people give less than a shit about the sanctity of life, only living people care about it, so the whole thing developes out of a bias point of view. -George Carlin
 
thats soo shitty, but cops smoke major cock

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she was saying it was her fault for making me try to rush, and i was like not really, but if you wanna make it up to me....

haha

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Living people have a strong interest of promoting the idea that somehow life is sacred, you dont see abbot and costello runnin around talkin about this shit do ya? we're not hearin a whole lot from mussilini on the subject, Whats the latest from JFK??? NOT A GODDAMN THING, cuz JFK mussilini, and abbot and costello are fuckin dead.....they're fuckin dead! and dead people give less than a shit about the sanctity of life, only living people care about it, so the whole thing developes out of a bias point of view. -George Carlin
 
y do i feel as if im not the only one here who doesnt give a shit

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yea, i can't even drive, and i'm gonna be like 20 before i can pay for my insuranace.....

it sucks....

anyway, i dunno what you did for that cop for him to let you off going like double the speedlimit.....

cops around here would probably just mow your ass off the road, and then write you the ticket for reckless driving......

cops are cool, until they're against you.....

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Parents: Oh...

(Ten Minutes Later)

Me: In Shop

Parents: **Still worried**

Before anything else, make sure you know that this rail is your little bitch, and that you'll nail it
 
you should have phoned your mom and asked her where she put the insurance thing.

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i do like sandwiches

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my teacher : don't smoke pot it makes you stupid

ME : shut up bitch

My teach : go to the office and don't talk to me that way

ME : fuck you im leaving

Teach : go to the office

ME : no, but im leaving

Teach : where do you think your going

ME : to smoke a blunt you flaming hippie fag.

that would be funny, the real exchange was not nearly as graphic. but the same ending.
 
^ pb for me

my dad sometimes says dumbshit like clean your fucking room, after i just finished cleaning it.

but hes cool, i can talk to him about shit and he dosnt go all loopy

my mom is soo chill though, she makes me muffins atleast once a week.

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Well you are lucky i just got a ticket for going 105mph on the freeway where the speed limit is 65mph. So i have this fat ticket and i couldnt find the insurrance or registration so i have to go and prove i have those and then try to get the speed on the ticket reduced to like 90mph so i dont get 2 points on my record.

 
if you live in such a small town you should know where the cops watch for speeders. that really is too bad but oh well. i have never had a ticket and i have been driving for 8 years.

Gotta Love The Midwest
 
That sucks man. Anyways, yeah i know pretty much where the cops sit so all i gotta do is break when i get around there. Plus, in my area cops arent allowed to use radar so you can just see if there are lines on the road cause that is there way of getting speeders. (State cops are, but township cops arent allowed to use radar)

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i had a really good ham sandwich, with white cheese, and spicy musterd, damn those are good...

IM out like a blind kid in laser tag--- --- I'm out like a midget in a high jump competition
 
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