My funny night at work

troutbum

troutbum

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I work at a rink and tonight was public skate. Funny events that took place:

1. Shithead kid who thought he was the man took a digger while showing off and busted his 4 front teeth. The ice now needs to be melted a bit so they can remove his 4 teeth from the ice.

2. 11 year old kid and girlfriend are hanging around outside. another 11 year old comes up, asks the girl for a blowjob, boyfriend cracks him in the face, kid falls down, cries, and calls cops.

Just thought I'd share.
 
that's crazy with 11 yr olds being so.. fucked. I was at a football game and there was a group of girls who were probably 11,at least really young, and they were all dressed up like highschoolers, only mini. there were like 10 or 15 in this little circle. then they started yelling and one was like "you bitch!" and then she slapped the other one. I couldn't believe it. at first I was stunned then I couldn't stop laughing. oddest part was parents were everywhere and my friend and I were the only ones to notice.
 
hahahahaha REPRESENT

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DUMB BITCH AND SUCK MY DICK oh it was a good line...call it a claim i dont care. (it worked too)
 
i wonder what the cop's reaction was when they asked the kid "why did he punch you?" and the 11year old responded "i asked his hoe to blow my dick."
 
they starts early in Newfoundland too, b'ys. I was down to teh skatepark and this kid half the size of my 11 year old brother(who's big for his age) lights up a cigar and starts puffin' away. also my friend claims she saw two like 13 year olds having a sexy time on a park bench.
 
This is what happens when 11 year olds watch southpark and think thats how theyre actually supposed to act, lol.
 
i was scarred of girls when i was 11... and i sure as hell didnt know what a blow job was

makes you wonder what the world will be like when they are in HS and college?
 
dude when i was about that age i heard that joke about the blond with pigtails...anyway the punchline was "a blowjob with handles." i proceeded to tell that joke at a family dinner consisting of my mom and dad, aunt and one of her freinds. haha that was awkward.
 
haha i work as a skategaurd at a rink adn they have dances on ice for 6,7th graders adn it the same shit its soo funny
 
i seriously hate those kind of girls. they dress all slutty thinking its cool but have no idea what being a high school slut actually is.
 
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