My Fucking Sad Story

Dirac

Dirac

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so i just ate thanksgiving dinner at my aunts, and i decided to go outside with ym brother and skateboard around abit. Now let me get one thing straight, im no skateboarder, i just like carving around and shit. next thing i know theres some kids yelling things like "poser" "you fucking suck at skating" and things like that.

I Try to ignore them but they start pissing me off so i go up to there window and im like shut up im not a fucking poser, i dont act like im good at skatboarding, i dont wear skate clothing, i bought my first skateboard a couple months ago.

So anyways i hear them giggle and i start to go down the steps and they acome back to the window and start yelling again, so i get pisse and im like come talk to be you fucking pansy. and i just hear giggles, so i try and knock on there window, stupidly using my skateboard and SMASH.

Oh shit, me and my brother fucking book it into my aunts house and my parents are like "what happend" and i told them kinda the story. so they make me go apologize, at this time they are already on the phone with the police. There a family of like 5 or 6 and there all fucking fatasses. the little kids are crying how they were "asking me to show them an ollie so i threw my skateboard at them" so my dad went in and talked to them and now i have to buy them a new fucking window

so the moral of the story is if a little cocky kid is giving you a hard time BEAT THAT FUCKER, but dont knock o windows with skateboards.

but please, i dont care how bad it sounds, beat them till they cry. i cant stand little kids who think we wont hurt them cause there small.
 
you obviously have some sort of self-esteem issues. Why would a couple of little kids bother you. You also have a nasty temper and go around swearing at poor little fat kids. Tresspassing on their own property and throwing what is, in my opinion a little bitch fit. If you do not change this kind of behaviour my guess is that you will be one of those little young offender juvy children. Hopefully this lesson will teach you something about self-control, my guess is the window will be about 500 dollars if it was not a crap window.
 
i dont really have a self esteem issue, i just dont wanna take shit from a bucnh of 14 year olds. but im not sure how much the window is, its just on peice of glass so im finding out tommorow. i doubt it will be 500
 
windows are a lot more money to replace than you think.

My ugh.. friend broke a window to get into his house after he was locked out and had to pay 350 dollars to get a new one. This was not a big window either and my friend could barely fit through it and consequently cut himself with the glass.
 
well maybe we have high quality windows

or maybe my parents ripped me off

and maybe these guys have shit windows which is obvious since the window seemed to break so easily.
 
yeah they were shit windows, just one pane of glass, the windows in my house are like tons of money cause they have like gas on the inside for insulating and shit
 
haha heating costs, what a family of dicks. unless they can prove how much money they lost from their "heating loss". you should break more of their windows just because they wanted you to pay for that.
 
ur dad believed liitile kids that said they wanted u to do an ollie but u threw ur skate board at them? what the hell
 
no he knew they were little shits too. he just treid to calm them down and get them not to have the police come. by saying wed buy them a new window
 
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