My friends girlfriend...

colin13

colin13

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So what do you do if yo friend has the most annoying girlfriend, he spends way to much time with her, and you sort of want to kill her? Are there any quick LEGAL ways of fixing this problem?
 
tell him she has herpes or something ridiculous like that or she's sucked 37 dicks...in a row
 
best suggestions you will see....

but seriously, just tell you friends gf to stop being a bitch and mabye she will. then start going where ever they do and then mabye your friend will decide he wants to spend more time w/ his friends then his bitchy gf.
 
backflip kick her best friend, dance, then run to guatamala for a year. after that, say u were abducted by aliens. u will end up on a discovery channel documentary, 10 years later, poop on her eye hole(aka eye socket) then say an alien babay did it. at this point u will publish a book called "seeing alien feces". it will become a #1 hit in america and equador. at the press conference, say u hate the girlfriend.

plan b. eat her legs and sayshe had sex with a sasquatch
 
not gonna lie, im also a bit intollerant of them. but shes not bitchy, she is just the most awkward and annoying person you will ever meet. lets say we are at a party. she will say something really loud and everyone will quite down and listen cause they think its important. then it will turn out to be the most pointless thing youve ever heard and it becomes really awkward.

god damn i hate her
 
is she at least relatively good looking, lets see some pics, and let us be the judge cause you're obviously biased
 
ive got a friend just like that.....we used to hang out like every day but now that he has a gf he wont even hang with me like once a month.....shes a major ugly fat-ass bitch hoebag. My friend and i went skiing in colorado for a week(thats pretty big for us cuz our hometown hill has 15 slopes on it with a 700ft vertical and about 75in. snow a year) and all he does is sit in the condo talking to her on the phone about how he wants to suck her dick, so i had to ski alone.....friends like that suck.
 
my friends gf is intolerable, all of us cant stand her, but he has no idea. she is always over at his place, and his roommate who is part of our group of friends greatly dislikes her too. she is extremely loud, doesnt behave like a woman at all, and is just grating to be around. shes also a shitty girlfriend to him but he doesnt know about it, she hasnt cheated on him but shes tried (got turned down)

theres not much u can do dude. just let it go.
 
tell your boy how it is. he wont want to be your friend for a few months maybe, but he'll come back to the crew once he looses the hag.
 
time AND skillets

but for real, just tell your friend to his face, dude, you need to keep your bitch on a leash
 
just be real with your buddy, be like dude sorry to say this but your girlfriend is really fuckin stupid and you could probably do a lot better than that dumb bitch
 
my roommate has a girlfriend like that. i live with him so i see her way too much. but he always talks about breaking up with her so there is hope.
 
just fuck her mom then fuck her and she wil be like what the fuck diude and her boyfriend will dump her bithc ass for cheating on her
 
option A:

just don't acknowledge that she even exists, just ignore her every word, shes not real right?

option B:

get her to suck dat fuckin diiiiicccckkkk, then tell your friend if he keeps going out with her he is basically makin out with your penis every night, and nobody but your mom wants to do that.
 
Well... I have a slight shred of empathy for the girl, my bf's friends aren't too fond of me for various reasons (I don't drink too often, I don't smoke, I'm hotter than any of the girls THEY'VE ever hooked up with... ect), HOWEVER, I'm always down to have my OWN time and let him wander off with his friends and unless it's mah birthday, I'm cool with that. I don't know, I think just peeing on her in general would suffice. Like her foot. Or her leg. Act really drunk while peeing on her and she'll be grossed out and won't want to hang out when you're around. Then eat up all of your friend's time.
 
PHONE 666 AND ASK FOR PAULIE.

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if shes a control freak hopefully he will realize it, but you probably dont want to lose his friendship so maybe joke around about how shes got him whipped and see if he notices it. or maybe think of a few things she does and be like damn if a girl ever did this i wouldnt date her thats crap. i dunno you might just have to deal with it or try to get to know her better.
 
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