My friend took a dump on the floor of a DQ bathroom

[ThaLetterM.]

more on this developing story later

 

[andrewg]

nice. i bet the employee who had to clean it up was pleased.

 

[skier24]

haha sweet

 

[*rkp*]

pff my friend did that at A&W

 

[ThaLetterM.]

my friends black so he prolly wont get in trouble

 

[wAy2sTeEzY4u]

hahahha....i did that at the bk lounge, i left a hanger....half haning over the edge of the seat half about to plop on the floor.

 

[ThaLetterM.]

they sell heroine out of that DQ. im sure the employee wont remeber cleaning it up by tomorrow morning

 

[DDrem.]

i took a dump on the floor of a costco once

 

[wAy2sTeEzY4u]

yo dude today i got a black kid...i am now rob drydek(sp?) and he is big black its so sick...i told him he was my slave now and my body gaurd, he was chill with it. hes also my ruit patna so if anyone fronts and tries to break rules he will bounce them for me. word.

 

[ThaLetterM.]

never speak again. shhh

 

[fuzz.]

pretty nasty but thats still funny as shit.no pun intended

 

[Fish_Sandwich.]

pics or shens......

That's fucking hilarious but you need a story to make me laugh even more.

 

[-justice-]

just couldn't quite make it

 

[scratchproteen]

my friend crapped on my other friends car last night...it was epic.

 

[wolfycampbell]

People shit on the floor in my dorms all the time its pretty unsanitary.

 

[Sean...M]

yo why cotsco? thats place is the shit and everyone is nice as balls who works there

 

[skifree919]

awesome, please don't speak again

 

[leckett1]

your friend is a fucking asshole. just wait till you guys get a job. then youll realise how much you fucking hate people who fuck around like that

 

[RudyGarmisch]

God... so my friend worked for City Park services a few summers ago. Not bad job, got paid a lot to do mostly nothing... but he had to clean public bathrooms sometimes. Apparently, one night he walked into the guys bathroom and someone had smeared shit all over the walls, forming the phrase "DAVE WAS HERE". Dave remains uncaught....

 

[Mezmerize19]

Can I ask how the hell you took a shit in a warehouse without anyone knowing?

 

[dweezileast]

upperdecker. a mcdonalds with an old toilet. it was still flushing 1 month later.

 

[SlickRick.]

i shit in a bk bag then gave it to the guy at the counter and said it wasnt what i ordered, then sprinted out as fast as muh sweet feet could carry me

 

[skier24]

haha thats funny

i would have loved to see the look on the guys face

 

[CamBrowne]

omg this thread is fukin so funny

 

[DDrem.]

i worship costco. i had to go

 

[Aclique_Clothing]

HAHAHAHA

 

[doritos]

AHahahaha, totally doing that...

 

[Mat.]

You and your friend can go fuck yourselves. Now some underpaid teen just like you is going to have to clean that shit up. I garentee your friends actions has ruined someones perfectly good night, I hope your friend feels reallll cool now.

 

[doritos]

I work at McDonald's and I'll admit I hate when people do stupid shit.. long as underpaid teenage assholes are gonna do it to me, I might as well do it to them, too. It's a code, man.

 

[KrazyistKarl]

that was already said, but wut ever

 

[clrumivier4life]

My dog pooped in the middle of petsmart. We left it there.

 

[Peter.]

pwned

 

[Nicholas.]

b4nn3d actually. lolz.

 

[Geoff.]

word, i would slay whoever did that shit where i work. id be so pissed

 

[XXL_Steeze]

fucking signature stealing bitch

 

[207]

i loled bump.

 

[Six.0.Tree-ski]

since you bumped this. my friends threw some paint grenades(the ones you get at walmart for like 5 bucks that are used in some paintball games) into a McDonald's bathroom. I bet the people who had to clean that up were pissed.

 

[TheButterHashira]

You are a great fucking story teller. [insert lols here]

 

[da_leet_ski]

Best story so far haha

 

[PaleCelery]

Heroine:

Heroin:

 

[OhMyBosh]

wait am i the only one that realized that hes being sarcastic/exaggerating in an effort to point out how retarded the guy he quoted post was?

 

[Phil-X-]

i shit in the gulf of mexico one time because i didnt know where the nearest "bano" would be at the resort so i said fuck it and pooped under water and saw it float up...it was neat stuff..