My friend shit all over my apartment

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Here is my story... About a year ago my roommate had some buddies come in to town for the weekend and one of them was fiending to trip LSD for the first time. I was determined to make this happen so I found 3 tabs from a reliable source. I thought he was gonna save some for a later date and I told him to just take one tab now and see how it goes since he was a first timer. To my amazement he fucking sends all three of em and I wished him luck. Along throughout he seemed okay and at like 4 am I hear him walking around outside of my room and my friend saying “dude there is shit everywhere” I couldn’t believe what I was actually hearing so I go out there to see my friend naked in the middle of the living room with human shit covered all over him. As he was standing there big eyed and confused I ask my other friend what the fuck was going on and he said he woke up to him bent down in the corner like some type of animal taking a shit right on the floor. I then proceeded to get my roommate to figure out what the fuck to do and he is just as fucking shocked as I am. We make a game plan and to start the process we got mr shitty to get into the shower. We walked him to the bathroom and closed the door and waited. 10 minutes went by and we heard no water running or anything so we go to check on him and he’s just standing there still naked. We told him to go shower again and he signs and says “where is the shower” when he was standing right next to it. We point I think out to him and he hobbled in there and showers comes back out and we start the clean up process. Needless to say gallons of bleach and cleaning supplies were used to clean this shit filled room, but we got it done about 4 hours later and got some McDonald’s got drunk and went on with our lives. This moment will always have a special place in my heart and I hope whoever is reading this gets a kick outta it.

**This thread was edited on Dec 13th 2019 at 5:33:44pm
 
[video]https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/948176/43361D7C-FECF-40C7-8E02-CB5151DC5D0F-MOV[/video]

Here ya go boss

14087935:theabortionator said:
Chances of this actually having happened?
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14087942:zoinked said:
[video]https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/948176/43361D7C-FECF-40C7-8E02-CB5151DC5D0F-MOV[/video]

Here ya go boss
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You friend my just be a pretty fucked up person. Maybe the same way people get drunk and start pissing inside, maybe he just likes to shit freely.

If partying with I'd say a diaper duct taped closed should be mandatory.

That's nasty
 
14087947:theabortionator said:
You friend my just be a pretty fucked up person. Maybe the same way people get drunk and start pissing inside, maybe he just likes to shit freely.

If partying with I'd say a diaper duct taped closed should be mandatory.

That's nasty
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Yeah I love the guy but we haven’t had him back at the crib for a minute. Do the crime, do the time
 
I wish I was chill enough to just 'ayyy lmao' another dude's literal shit in the floor. Jesus fucking christ.

This thread needs to be brought up every time some suburban white kid complains that they can't find someone that'll let them and their 20 y/o homies rent/airbnb a place
 
14087942:zoinked said:
[video]https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/948176/43361D7C-FECF-40C7-8E02-CB5151DC5D0F-MOV[/video]

Here ya go boss
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How the fuck do people do this shit when they are tripping???? Like I’ve heard stories of people just stripping naked and running through the streets.

I can take ridiculous doses and still be able to function completely normally (after the come up)
 
14087951:zoinked said:
Yeah I love the guy but we haven’t had him back at the crib for a minute. Do the crime, do the time
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I'm sure even he admits that's pretty fair. Honestly he's lucky you guys didn't murder him and cleaned it up.

I know the saying "Don't shit where you eat", but maybe it should read more like "Don't shit in peoples houses, in the middle of the street, just don't shit a lot of places and try to find a fucking toilet you friggin degenerates" but I'm not sure that has quite the same ring to it.

Decent one up worthy poop story to pull out in the future.
 
I work in a nursing home... and honestly... I’ve never seen THAT much shit on the floor.
 
14087963:HYP3R_REAL1TY said:
How the fuck do people do this shit when they are tripping???? Like I’ve heard stories of people just stripping naked and running through the streets.

I can take ridiculous doses and still be able to function completely normally (after the come up)
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I guess some people can’t handle it. If I take a crazy dose I might get a little wonky and weird but would never shit on the floor.
 
14087942:zoinked said:
[video]https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/948176/43361D7C-FECF-40C7-8E02-CB5151DC5D0F-MOV[/video]

Here ya go boss
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No one can ever say "pics or it didn't happen" to op ever again. Holy shit!
 
14088158:BST_Police said:
No one can ever say "pics or it didn't happen" to op ever again. Holy shit!
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I had to have a video of it because people don’t believe it since it’s so fucking ridiculous
 
14087942:zoinked said:
[video]https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/948176/43361D7C-FECF-40C7-8E02-CB5151DC5D0F-MOV[/video]

Here ya go boss
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I can smell that video, feel sorry for you dude. At least you got a legendary story with proof out of it
 
Absolute beauty of a story. Reminds me of when my friend and I were two bottles deep of Kraken and blacked out throwing up everywhere. I wake up in my dorm the next day with puke all over the wall and bed, go to the bathroom and just find a pile of shit on top of the toilet seat. I still don't remember who's it was or how it ended up there, but needless to say it was real awkward carrying a pile of shit and puke down the hall and past the RC who thank god was busy.
 
14088713:Hangry said:
Absolute beauty of a story. Reminds me of when my friend and I were two bottles deep of Kraken and blacked out throwing up everywhere. I wake up in my dorm the next day with puke all over the wall and bed, go to the bathroom and just find a pile of shit on top of the toilet seat. I still don't remember who's it was or how it ended up there, but needless to say it was real awkward carrying a pile of shit and puke down the hall and past the RC who thank god was busy.
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Ah someone took an upper decker my guy but that sucks lucky y’all didn’t die
 
One of my friends in college told me a story about how his hs gf started shitting herself at a party, so they threw her in a bathtub and everybody left except for him, and he wrapped her in a blanket and carried her on his back like 4 miles to the hospital. When he got their and handed her over to the hospital staff she was still passed out and he was exhausted so he bounced and went home. He gets a call the next morning from her in the hospital and she is furious, saying “how dare you leave me in the hospital you asshole blah blah blah” and he was like “you know what? I just carried your shit covered ass 4 miles through the snow to the hospital last night, we arent going out anymore.” She tried to act like she was above the rumors and didnt care that my friend broke up with her but her self esteem slowly dissociated as eventually everybody she knew started calling her “the party pooper” till they graduated.

Girls shitting their pants when they pass out drunk at parties seems to actually be a thing bc fairly often a new picture shows up on 4skin.

Pretty fucking degenerate
 
14169043:DolanReloaded said:
One of my friends in college told me a story about how his hs gf started shitting herself at a party, so they threw her in a bathtub and everybody left except for him, and he wrapped her in a blanket and carried her on his back like 4 miles to the hospital. When he got their and handed her over to the hospital staff she was still passed out and he was exhausted so he bounced and went home. He gets a call the next morning from her in the hospital and she is furious, saying “how dare you leave me in the hospital you asshole blah blah blah” and he was like “you know what? I just carried your shit covered ass 4 miles through the snow to the hospital last night, we arent going out anymore.” She tried to act like she was above the rumors and didnt care that my friend broke up with her but her self esteem slowly dissociated as eventually everybody she knew started calling her “the party pooper” till they graduated.

Girls shitting their pants when they pass out drunk at parties seems to actually be a thing bc fairly often a new picture shows up on 4skin.

Pretty fucking degenerate
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Late to the bump party but I definitely think about this thread from time to time lol. It has made a permanent impression on me. And for that, I am grateful, OP.
 
14172194:Mingg said:
Late to the bump party but I definitely think about this thread from time to time lol. It has made a permanent impression on me. And for that, I am grateful, OP.
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My pleasure
 
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