My friend might have clamydia

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What a dumbass. So he has been seeing this younger girl (17) who is a townie in the city we go to college at. The first night they met they started doing the nasty and my friend's and I always tell him to wear a condom and he always says no 'condoms are gay' and that STDs are a liberal myth. So he keeps sleeping with her for a week and then one day he says it hurts to pee and that his urine is bloody. We looked the symptoms up online and it is textbook clamydia. hahahaha. he went in to see the doctor and she asked him 'do you have any new relationships?'

'yes' he said

'really? for how long have you known her?'

'2 weeks' he said

'and when was the first time you had intercourse with her'

'the first day'

my roomate and i couldn't stop laughing. serves him right

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hes gonna come back from college with a diplomas and the clap, sweet

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thats so bad but funny.. townies are dangerous

i pee on ur face but i dont care..

i take off ur little sisters underwear

shes only three so shes never seen a wee wee

so i told her it was a lollypop and the flavor was salty.

shoved in her mouth, it punctured through her cheek broke the glasses of that three year old geek.

r. kelly did the same but im not about to give him the blame cuz fucking littles girls is just my game
 
The clap isn't that bad. One little pill clears it all up.... That's what a friend of mine told me.

 
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damn, that's funny

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hah, liberal myth

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thats rad. sounds like a real woman: 17, has clamidya, didn't tell him, haha! the clam is no biggie. cranberry juice will clear that right up.

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Chlamydia is not curable i don't think, if I remember correctly from Health/Sex Ed. The symptom's subside after a little while, but they can keep coming back. I'm not sure if it ever goes away for good, or maybe it does. It's not life threatening though.

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WTF, it better be curable. The doctor told me... I mean my friend that the little pill clears it all up. It doesn't burn when I pee anyway

 
drink lots of water (?)

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Symptoms

MALE

-burning sensation during urination

-discharge from the penis

-testicular tenderness or pain

-rectal discharge or pain

Ha ha 'testicular tenderness'

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Oh and it can be cured in 4 weeks, but your friend better get a checkup because often people get it with Gonorhea and Syphillis. And seen as that girl was a slut...

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ahaha thats funny

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