My friend lost his virginity to a guy...

crooks

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So tonight was probably one of the weirdest nights of my life.

It started off at about 6 o'clock, when I was with my 4 friends in Taco Bell enjoying my chicken quesedillas and Mountain Dew: Baja Blast. It was then that we decided that we wanted to go see "Borat" at 7 o'clock. So we get to the theatre at like 6:45, stand in line for 10 minutes, and since we are all 15, we had to get tickets to "Stranger Than Fiction". So we get our tickets and we are about to walk into "Borat" when we see fucking crazy legs (this handicapped guy that works at the movie theatre) gaurding the theatre. So we tell him how much we want to see Borat, and how we'll give him 10 bucks. He kicked us out of the theatre.

So now, it's 7:30 and we have nothing to do. So we decide to go to this party a town over. We get there at like 7:45, and we knew probably half the kids there. At like 8:30, me and this girl decide to take off and go for a walk together. While I was gone, the most fucked up shit I've ever heard went down. So apparently, my 4 friends got so fucking drunk, and started talking shit to these kids. Shit escallated real quick, and there was like an all about brawl between my 4 friends, and 7 other kids. My friends ended up getting their asses kicked, 2 of them were bleeding badly, and 1 passed out. So these random kids decide to start fucking with my friend that got knocked out. So this 1 kid convinces everyone that he is going to take the kids body into the bathroom and piss on him. So everyone thought it was hilarious, and were all for it. By the way, they were all high and drunk. So after like 5 minutes of them being in the bathroom. This kid picks the lock with this piece from a pen. And he sees my friend being fucked in the asshole by this random drunk kid.

He starts to freak out and go crazy, and he calls up everyone to see. The kid that was fucking my friend stops and puts his pants back on, and walks around like nothing happened. So right as me and the girl are walking up the kids front steps, 6 cop cars and 11 cops storm into his driveway.

I told them I had no idea what was going on, and they just told me to call up my parents and leave immediately.

So after $5.18 at Taco Bell, 1 ticket to "Borat", and 4 shots of vodka later. My friend gets fucked in the asshole.
 
thats degrading. i would kill that kid and take him to court. i think that one kid would like prison quite nicley.
 
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!! INTENSE!! I feel bad for your bro though, what a sad way to lose it LMAO!

Damn, that makes for a good story though, shit!!!

i give it a 10/10
 
ah man that's terrible. it's so frigging dumb to just get hammered like that because crap like this happens. and man you're only 15? i don't know why but i always figured you were older than i am.
 
damn dude good story...i had a shitty night as well, running away is never as fun as you remember.

but i do know this one kid who passed out and this other faggot kid sucked his dick and took his weed, the kid woke up and knew his weed was missing but didnt know about getting head from a dude...he punched the kid in the face and took his weed back, a few weeks later someone told the kid that the queer sucked his dick..he kicked his ass.

booooo gay rape, HOOOORAY BEER!!!!!!
 
HAHAHA!

One of my friends CJ is on suicide watch because some kid that doesn't like him went to the guidance office at school and said that CJ was going to "hurt himself". its funny though becuase now the teachers are all nice to him and give him awesome grades and shit, lucky bastard haha
 
your friend could sue his ass for some serious dough. That's really sad to hear though, that someone would be so sick to do that to someone passed out. This should be proof alone that alcohol is just plain fucked up
 
someone is probably going to die after he finds out. i would probably murder that kid if he did that to me. theres no way you can forgive someone for that, ever.
 
wow, that is pretty fucked up. i read a book last year that had a buy who got fucked up the ass, it was nasty stuff
 
i was expecting this post to be kinda funny or a joke but thats not at all funny or a joke... that is truely sick what does your friend think of this now?
 
Fuck a Law suit man, the kid is under 18, he'll get off with a slap on the wrist.

Go around to his house with some mates or something!!

What does the dude who got butt fucked think of all this?
 
holy fuck that was the gayest shit i've ever herd holy fuck i'm in disbelief holy fuck run-on sentence holy fuck i feel so bad for him holy fuck
 
haha, the police are outside? why why? they should be inside! oh man ive got bros at home who cant find out about this
 
BAHAHAHHA

but that is seriously messed up. fuck that kid up. u should shove a baseball bat up his ass so he could see how that would feel
 
that has to be the most fucked up fucking thing i have ever fucking heard...

and i can use fuck way more times then i just did in that sentence for something that fucked up. wow. man, i dont go to parties like that.
 
"So this 1 kid convinces everyone that he is going to take the kids body into the bathroom and piss on him. So everyone thought it was hilarious, and were all for it."

....ahhh, yo what kinda kids do u party with bro
 
haha, bro rape was the first thing to come to mind for me, too.

the bro rapist was probably listening to a jack johnson cd and wearing an a & f v-neck. the words he would have used to calm the kid down would have gone something like, "dude, we're chillin. just chill"
 
pfff who wouldn't rape him in that situation?

I dunno why but I've always thought you where older than 15. Probably cause you have 11000 posts and have the big bling
 
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thats better
 
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