My friend lacerated his scrotum while skiing

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SCROTUM!!!
 
Two stories:

1.) A friend of mine's dad told me about a college friend who tried to leap frog a fire hydrant while being drunk and caught his nads on the bolt and they were torn open.

2.)While playing basketball in the dark, a friend of mine lost his ball in a bush and went over to get it. It was in the fall, so he didn't notice the leaves hiding the plastic window well covering. He then stepped on the covering and broke through, slamming his balls on the rim around the edge of the window well and cutting them open. He is now forever known as balls at my school.
 
What does that even feel like? Honestly, like did that hurt? Did it go numb? Did you realize you had a massive hole in your leg right away, or was it just like "okay I cut my leg pretty bad."

 
guy in my middle school climbed a volleyball net post and fell and got his junk stuck between the crank and the gear to tighten the net. had to call an ambukance. not sure if the nurse was hot or not.
 
Owwww, I'm cringing.

Reminds me of this high school lacrosse goalie who took a shot straight to his cup. Not only did the ball shatter the cup, it continued on to shatter his testicle.
 
I laughed so hard while reading this, probably because i don't have balls and this unfortunate event had no silver lining, it just got worse. I mean if a person had to have their gonads sown up the nurse should at lest be attractive.
 
It did not hurt until I looked at it , probably because I was pumped up after the fall, but when I looked at it, it started to hurt a bit.

All in all, it hurt less then you would expect a gaping whole on your hip to
 
hahah a very young e.stai did the same thing a couple years ago and is very proud of the scar/bloody boxers which i beleive he still has stashed away somewhere.
 
I wasn't skiing but i cut my family jewels once. I was riding bmx bikes in my friends back yard. He had a few small jumps. But anyway, I don't ride bikes and i quite frankly suck. But when i hit a small jump, I flipped over the handlebars and cut my balls . Most painful experience in my life
 
My brother did the same thing a couple years ago while was riding bmx in a park. He was grinding the coping and slid off, slicing it open on the edge of the coping!! Fuckin brutal!
 
When I was about 8 I was walking along one of these road barriers and I slipped, definitely had some cuts and blood in nasty places.

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Something like what this guy is doing.
 
When you said lost his ball in the bush. Too many things went through my mind. But then I realized you were talking about a basketball.
 
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