My friend just told me he is becoming a hipster...

[alztar]

how do I tell him he will look like a douche without hurting his feelings?

 

[paulgenovese]

What

 

[JHendrix]

one cannot simply become a hipster

 

[Milksteak]

No he's not....

 

[JayDope]

and the point of telling a bunch of random ppl?

 

[TOK]

omgee get him to counseling!

 

[chuck_testa]

Um people who say they are hipsters arent real hipsters.

 

[Orrin]

Be honest with him and tell him he will look like a douche bag straight to his face.

 

[.KYLE.]

Become a hipster before he becomes a hipster. Then you can say you were a hipster before he was a hipster.

Thats like dividing by zero in hipster land.

 

[eheath]

If he says hes becoming a hipster then he actually isn't.

 

[SkiThe603]

kick him in the nutz and walk away

 

[BmoChop]

Rule number 1 of being a hipster: Never admit to being a hipster cuz "like putting people in categories is totally corporate america controlling your life"

and if someone accueses you of being a hipster, deny it with the statement "You just don't understand me!"

 

[steezeknees]

yeah mabye just punch him in the throat

 

[Jane6]

 

[slidesomeice]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZDMLQM2Ps4

Dom Mazzetti vs. Hipsters

 

[-ROY-]

chump

 

[LevelFour]

obviously hes a faggot

 

[PJS.]

obviously you are banned.

 

[Mr.Turtle]

true though

 

[collinder]

this

 

[hoodratz47]

the next time you give him head.. slap his balls real real hard.. and say NO.

 

[Milksteak]

hahahahahahahah yah this. For sure.

 

[Blurst]

Exactly, hipsters never say they are hipsters.

 

[theabortionator]

You can't really become a hipster at this point. Anyone who has become a hipster in the last couple years isn't a hipster.

You can't become a hipster once it becomes a cool trend and actually be a hipster.

IF you're really a hipster you were a hipster before it was mainstream to be a hipster

 

[Jonny7]

one does not simply walk into hipsterism

 

[yuck]

yep

 

[wait.what]

 

[TOK]

obviously you're banned

 

[jorb.co]

all these bands remind me of death cab

 

[Backyard.Skier]

there is so much win in this thread

 

[Aiden-P]

now that everyone is trying to be what they thought was " hipster"... its hipster to be what was concieved as "normal" now..

 

[Jeebus.]

slap him in the face asap!

 

[Puns]

why did the hipster burn his mouth? Because he liked this joke before it was popular.

 

[TACO-DOG.exe]

well no shit!

 

[Spiri7o]

This

 

[Crispy.]

 

[Wallisch_pl]

haha, newbs need to be taught the not except able words on here

 

[zues]

damn I was going to post this but you already did

 

[uosdwiSrjewoH]

all my friends who moved to toronto are becoming hipsters. they're definitely more fun to hang out with when they were nerds, and they're all a lot more interesting then i am.

 

[zues]

yea now we snort blow and call hookers. being a hipster is awsome.

 

[CheddarJack]

 

[*rkp*]

why the fuck do you bump this shitty thread after being dead for over a year?

who searches 'hipster' anyway?

your post is bad, and you should feel bad..

 

[wait.what]

 

[jokorvalde]

to become a hipster, he must deny to be one

 

[lukewalnuts]

this.

 

[Lucas]

Shitty bump.

 

[[hamnuts]]

Ooooh can I get his number???????? But actually, just kill him