My friend just got hit by a truck

[CBROOKS]

So he was walking acrooss the street, they looked both way and everything, and this old dodge ram comes hauling around a corner and nails him. Luckily he jumped onto the hood and flew about 30 feet, but he was fine. Anyway he got up and was like "ohhhh FUCK i need to lie down" then he passed out. hes fine though.

 

[drewishish]

i hope you went to the hospital, lots of internal shit coulda happend.

 

[akerbacker]

bbaaahahaha

 

[Capt.Flannel]

30 feet? hmm

 

[eheath]

Yeah, only 30 feet...HOLY SHIT that would be so intense to see, did you beat the fuck outa his car?

 

[Jake...]

have you ever seen someone hit by a car moving FAST??

 

[skiierman]

Bahahha, holy shit dude that's nuts! Your friend got hit by a speeding car and didn't get hurt.

 

[CBROOKS]

he did go to the hospital, they watched him for like an hour then let him out. and yeah my friend opened the truck door when it pulled over and started flipping the fuck out. The lady just got out of the car and sat on the rear bumper and watched while phil was laying in the street, it was so fucked up

 

[CBROOKS]

and yeah dude, it was ATLEAST 30 feet, i thought he was dead.

 

[skiierman]

That explains everything.

 

[CBROOKS]

baahahhahahahahahhaa

 

[andrewg]

thats why you carry a video camera on you at all times and have it recording...you never know when something like this is gonna happen and when it does you can rewatch it!!

 

[Min_Soo]

Wow man that sucks, I'm glad that he's ok.

 

[Jake...]

umm that would require you to have it on 24/7.. which the batteries wouldnt last.. and you wouldnt have enought film or space to do this.

 

[7X]

which eye did he look with chase?

 

[CBROOKS]

fuck you kevin. fuck you

 

[jimmychung]

you should have gotten a huge running start then given her a titanic judo kick to the side of the head.

 

[Holte]

whoah that's sketch. getting hit by a car going fast enough to thow you thirty feet and being fine is really incredible.

 

[andrewg]

ummmmm if you couldnt tell i wasnt really serious....thats impractical to carry a video camera on u at all times

 

[fouldsys]

thats how you get mugged

 

[Jake...]

i agree. but its something i could see you doing

 

[andrewg]

hahaha i would actually try it if the batteries and film would last a whole day

 

[jack_weisman]

a dodge thats ironic. did his shoes fly off and did he land on his feet on the other side?

 

[CBROOKS]

not quite

 

[ThaLetterM.]

its only insanely funny cuz he didnt get hurt

 

[Timmy_G]

thats why you always look left, right then left again.

 

[ski8990]

Did he kick his shoes off in a fit of joy?

 

[CBROOKS]

sorry, nope

 

[zepscratch]

yea women drivers suck nads, they need to stay in the kitchen

 

[SkiCrzy]

my little bro got hit by a pick up on his bike, he looked and then the pick was doing like 15 over the speedlimit and he got hit, luckily my bro sped up and the guy turned so he didnt get hit that bad. had a disolacted shoulder and some bruises

 

[Jake...]

that sucks

 

[BusyJohnSohn]

hells yea

 

[Mat.]

Are you sure that even happend?

are you sure that wasnt just some thought you guys had in the basement while stoned?

Are you sure it wasnt NOTHING?

 

[MADmidwest]

i don't believe you

 

[Jpadgett]

my friend got hit by a truck and he had to be taken away in a helicopter. He broke his leg, fractured his skull, and went into a coma for over 2 months.

 

[yellav]

my dad got hit by a car on his bike he flew in the air like 25 feet somehow the way he landed he didnt break anything but he just skidded on his face for like 10 feet and had the worst road rash like all the way down his face for like 8 mnonths