My friend got egged

skiiers_soul

skiiers_soul

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-my friend went and sang infront of our friends house last night and they do not really like her so they egged her a few times.(btw tasha n meg, this was not from friday..its about my friend in calgary)
 
Oh Shit! I live in Calgary, Shit, I egged some singing chick last Friday night. AH shit. I egged your Friend, and then yelled, "GAAHH Shitt you got egg on your face".
 
went to the window

see this bald head

ran to the frdge

pulled out an egg

saw that convertable driving by

loaded up the slingshot

let one fly
 
Egg Man

Beastie Boys

I looked out the window and seen his bald head

I ran to the fridge and pulled out an egg

Scoped him with my scopes he had no hair

Launched that shot and he was caught out there

Saw the convertible driving by

Loaded up the slingshot and let one fly

He went for his to find he didn't have one

Put him in check correct with my egg gun

The egg a symbol of life

Go inside your house and bust out your wife

Pulled out the jammy he thought it was a joke

The trigger I pulled his face the yoke

Reached in his pocket took all his cash

Left my man standing with an egg moustache

Suckers they come a dime a dozen

And when I say dozen you know what I'm talking about boyee

Yeh, that's right, I'm the Egg Man

Driving Around, King of the town

Always got my windows rolled down

You know, I'm the Egg Man

Once upon a time

Humpty Dumpty was a big fat egg

He was playing the wall and then he broke his leg

Tossed it out the window three minutes hot

Hit the Rastaman he said bloodclot

Which came first the chicken or the egg

I egged the chicken then I ate his leg

Riding the trains in between cars

When I pull out the station you're gonna get yours

Drive by eggings plaguing L.A.

Yo they just got my little cousin ese

Sometimes hard boiled sometimes runny

It comes from a chicken not a bunny dummy

People laugh it's no joke

My name's Yauch and I'm throwing the yoke

Now they got me in a cell but I don't care

It was then that I caught catching people out there

Up on the roof, in my car

Up all night, I'm pulling through signs like Dolomite

The mack, I'm the Egg Man

Taxi Driver, I'm the Egg Man

We all dressed in black we snuck up around the back

We began to attack the eggs did crack on Haze's back

Sam I am down with the program

Green eggs and ham Yosemite Sam

Come Halloween you know I come strapped

I throw it at a sucker K-pap

You made the mistake you judge a man by his race

You go through life with egg on your face

You woke up in the morning with a peculiar feeling

You looked up and saw egg dripping from the ceiling

Families puck rocks the businessman

I'll dog anybody with an egg in my hand

Not like the crack that you put in a pipe

But crack on your forehead here's a towel now wipe
 
during my homecoming, the yegged this freshman lol it was all in his hair n back n shit he looked liek he was gonna cry lol
 
Ad, that sounds exactly the same as friday.. you sure have weird friends, a friend in calgary and toronto go and sing infront of a guys house... within the same week? freak!
 
Egging cars and stuff gets you in trouble. I would know from personal experience with eggs and tomatoes
 
yea i prefer to egg the stupid bikers that run stop signs and wont stay in their own bike lane, maybe im just mad cuz it hasnt snowed yet
 
as long as you dont say that again then its okay... i will instantly like anyone that is on this site cause they ski...

now back to the egging... me n a bunch of my friends egged this girls house(who is also my friend, not cause we hate her but as a joke) and we bought 3 cartons of eggs... there were 7 of us...we each had 5 eggs walked in front of her house and just unleashed on it... all off the eggs were gone within seconds and we ran off. that was the third time that week her house had been egged.
 
lmao. i egged some kid once, he stunk and he had to take the train back. everyone looked at him and he was like crying
 
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