My friend funneled a 40 last night!

if you know ur gonna get a vid of it, why post b4 u have it and say that you will have it up soon? i dont get that...
 
^to make us anxious and to look forward to the vid, probably.

or he just had nothing better to do
 
this is what my bro is all about, at 6'4'' 280 he can drink anything. at an astonishing amount. i came home from school, and i see my bro there, "were having a party tonight cause mom+dad are in montreal with my lil sis, and if fucking tell on me ill kill you." later i went downstairs and saw 100 beers. i just said "no, not possible, you guys cant do that." he calmly replied "yes we can." there werent even many people that were drinking alot, like 5 maybe. and as he said, they drank it all. his friend jason was soo smashed, he couldt walk adn tried to fight me and my bro. since he's small, like 5'7'' or so, he ran into my bro's titties and face planted. priceless! we piled shit on him. ahhhhh that night was great, except for next morning this kid rohen got busted by a typical essex,vt cop that stopped him for talking on his cell phone and all the casings were in the back. and, he turned 21 like 3 weeks later. yeah it was fun.
 
Yah my (stupid) friends funnel 40's like nothing. Now, we have some Irish friends (I mean straight from Ireland) and 3 of them finished off a flat of 40's at one party (flat=12 bottles).
 
40 one of these:

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1.5 liter heineken... and if you go to the duty free in blaine, WA... theyre 2 for 7.50.
 
Yeah, I thought hard liquor as well. I was going to say, he probably had alcohol poisoning after that. A 40 of beer... I guess thats not bad.
 
Well now I talking about hard-liquor, there this one kid that can chug a 40, like chug it with no problem. It's absolutly rediculous.
 
One of my friends funneled half of a fifth of JD. Needless to say he was fucked up for that night. Amazing he only puked just a little bit. Kept most of it down. But then again he's 6'3" about 250 lbs with a pretty good tolerence.
 
well its not exactly beer, its malt liquor which has a higher alchohol content than beer. his goal for next weekend is 2 40's in under 10 seconds
 
how fucking wrong you are.

its not hard at all.

A) i can pour anything down my throat and have no problem

B) ive done 2 and not get even a buzz cuz ive got a huge as tolerance

C) YOU'NT KNAW MAY
 
haha come on guys... even our bitches can bong a 40, of course they do have alot of experance of opening up there throats
 
you know how when youre nicely toasted, you get suggestible?

if you are, and someone offeres you a bottle of flat, strong smelling "beer", dont accept the challenge, cos its scotch.

thats the abc's of how i got really fucked.
 
ye my friend made a home made beer bong tat holds 35 litres of beer and has 5 hoses. its funny shit cause u hav eth option of turning of a hose so we usually turn of two hoses and go a case for three people per go. and fo those who dont get maths thats an eight beer funnel. btw our case ar 24's in aus
 
I also thought you meant a 40 of hard liquor, which is extremely impressive but incredibly stupid. Your friend would probably be dead from alcohol poisoning.

But how many beers is 40 oz? I work in milliliters. The problem with downing that much beer isn't the alcohol content but the pure amount of liquid. I doubt I could funnel more than 40 oz of punch... Yeah I'm not really that hardcore.
 
there is this band up here in the maple leaf reality called the hark luck band and their drummer funnels a 2-6 of tequilla and then plays the drums like a mad man for the concert. I seen it and it was the most ridiculous thing ive ever seen.
 
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