My friend fucked up.

[Campeador]

I need to get on some Russian Rosetta Stone right meow haha

 

[garrett.]

your friend is awesomely stupid

 

[JustDidIt]

I really hope you're not trolling. This is hilarious

 

[Mr.Panda]

Hahah, wow.

 

[SteezyOhio]

fuck it. (it being the mail order bride)

 

[BlackcountryBill]

This is hilarious, your friend is being a prize prick though.

 

[Keenan_Jones]

at least she'll be hot?

 

[SteezoSaurus]

SteezyOhio. Always been so vulgar. +K

 

[matt.s]

hahaha is she hot?

 

[Hoppy]

Ah yeah cheers missed em.

Haha gratz OP, your mum and your new wife might get on well

 

[pigglywiggly]

damnnn son. Good luck hahahaha

 

[Ftacnik]

Threads

 

[rudager]

just got this one.

Appearance 5'6" (168 cm) height

120 lbs (54 kg) weight

Green eyes

Black hair

Marital status Single, no children

Education Incomplete higher

Occupation Hairdresser

About Scorpio

Christian

Non-smoker

Non-drinker

Seeking A guy 20-65 y.o.

I am sunny, love to smile and babble, love changes, boats and sea. I want to learn EVERYTHING but have no enough time. I am studying English and would like to speak it as fluent as my Russian. I am looking for the person who can understand me and love me as I am, I believe in Chemistry ....and looking for it here.

Bonus: year younger then me. only 18

 

[snowking249]

Shit is fucked. Bout to get you some russian tail!!!

 

[GreekAR6]

This is so great if it's real. I'm really hoping NS isn't getting the shit trolled out of it right now.

 

[proZach]

am I the first to call bullshit? this is the internet. srs busiznesz

 

[proZach]

didn't see the second two pages...anyways...srs busiznesz

 

[silex]

threads

 

[Heinzler]

hahahaha that sucks, take care of it ASAP. any updates on where she is?

 

[bullwinkle]

damn, that sucks

 

[Brenone]

In the shipping container on the way over here.

 

[.frenchy]

Hahaha holy shit, epic thread.

Dude that talk with your parents is gonna be sooo awkward lol

 

[ghick]

fuck that. possible 47 year age diff there.

 

[shibby]

My threads for the link. Proof that cash money > all.

 

[Abc567def]

yea calling shenanigans

 

[Juice.Doctor]

idk man this is a pretty legit story..

however; most credit card companies will call for conformation of an order this massive

 

[artfullydodged]

She's pretty hot, id keep her.

 

[RubberSoul]

wishful thinking. not that i want this kid to owe anyone 12 large but god, it's just too funny

 

[Ehh...]

So much win going in this thread.

 

[Scott0_robot0]

damn man shes a lawyer no worries for you.

 

[.Asain-Skiier]

If worst comes to wost. I would set her free...

 

[2_fadez]

Well you could put her down in your backyard, Old Yeller style.

 

[wesley.]

this is amazing. ECB was seriously considering getting one idk if he posted in this thread yet or not

 

[H8CH]

do not want!!
http://mailorderbride123.net/user_Joane.shtml

 

[ORDEAL]

 

[chardi]

i hear that some of these wives are actually pretty hot and they will have sex with you. so at least you got that going for you.

 

[Isabelle]

Is she hot? the girl he orderd?

 

[ORDEAL]

You know how many people asked that?

 

[GILLSKI]

congrats man

 

[[tk]]

there's no way Ann is only 20 years old

 

[rankstank]

haha that;s what I was thinking.

 

[hokkanee]

My god. I kinda hope he isn't trolling but damn this would suck haha

 

[saxon]

ohhh shit !! that's funny to read, but i'm sure it actually sucks lol

 

[B-runge]

haha stole your moms credit card

what an idiot

 

[Ehh...]

I don't know sounds like someone is going to get prosecuted with a fine. wither it be from the Credit Card company or your friend for stealing.

 

[Sam.Carson]

im sorry but this is funny

 

[DaveM]

Bang her and face the consequences.

 

[IceCreamer]

Nice?

 

[TerminatorX]

hahahaha. i love how so many people believe this story.

 

[IanAvery-Leaf]