My Friday night.

Jib-Ninja

Jib-Ninja

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So heres the deal, im gonna tell you about last night.

So i went to a friends house with about 6 friends and we picked up a half gal of Evan Williams, and had some bud that was 80 a quarter. And my friend had his really sick water bong. So we were all set, we went out to a field out in the middle of nowhere and started drinking out there, and got to see a deer like 3 feet from us..it was badass, and then we went over to my friend Andy's house. I was so ripped and just wanted to look at the stars, and i came up with an elaborate theory of the stars and space...all while i was just laying down on the ground lookin at the beautiful stars. Then at some point of the night i lost my oakleys, and looked through my sent messages on my phone this morning and saw that i texted my mom instead of my friend and told her i was drunk and lost my oaks, and i said " Wow...i lost my fucking oaks last night when i was drunk god dammit." So this mornin i had to explain this to my mom lol.

Just thought i would give yall a story.
 
last night i got hammered in two different parties. i then stumbled to the lobby of my dorm on my way home and met two kids who were UNREAL at ping pong. Me being the ping pong player that I am decided to challenge the winner. At this point I had about 13 coors lights and many more bong rips in my system, so as some might s say; I was sloppy. I proceeded to play this kid in ping pong and get my ass whooped,(only because I was drunk). Then I thought it would be cool to bang my head on a chair, so i did it. At this point i got a call from my friend to hit up another party so I decided to run there, when i got there i was chilling, talking to this chick who was pretty cute and then i touched my head. From my head I felt a huge bump, and my hands were covered in blood. At this point I stumbled outside and dunked my head in this river right down the road. Then I woke up in my bed 5 hours later with a bad headache and a huge bump on my head.

The END

FML
 
i just like smoked some weed and then was all WOAH stars. that was hardly a story. if the deer mauled one of your friends that would be a story. until then keep your pointless shit to yourself.
 
your story sounds lamer than my friday and i only had 4 beers at a house party because i had to hike a mountain this morning

 
last night i did yoga, rode on top of a car, and tried to start a bonfire in a hollywood video parking lot. the employees came out and got mad, so i had to put it out with a gallon of milk.
 
Uhh slightly stoopid and dilated peoples concert at the U was fucking DOPE. Got completely blackout beligerent and had the time of my life
 
i smoked a dub, drank half a 5th of Malibu, made pancakes, and passed out while watching half baked

i was also with 2 of my friends, my sister and her boyfriend
 
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My buddy last friday. My friend and I stayed up all night and when it was morning and we were hammered and bord we played Jenga.
 
Here is what I did yesterday. Boston "Freedom Rally" (HempFest) on Boston Common. For those of you who don't know the Common is across the street from the state house. Bought an eighth for $20 and got real hi. There were upwards of 10,000 people, cops everywhere, as far as I know nobody got arrested. I was like 30 feet from the stage on the right side.

 
arent you the one that got drunk and hit some guys car while skipping school or something? Man, you didnt learn your lesson did you
 
^^ Sorry brah brah, im 17...but nice try?

And yah im the guy who got drink and hit a guys car...but i didnt skip school....And no, im a slow learner...i just do whatever sounds fun to me.
 
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