My Fortune from today!

[VT_scratch]

Had an amazingly fucked up day today. one of the highlights included eating delish chinese food. along with my chinese food came a fortune cookie. cracked it open took a few bites and read this; " God will give you everything that you want. "

How dope of a fortune is that?!

 

[notomatoplz]

my fortunes always come true

 

[Noss.]

in bed

 

[Blurst]

Well that is perhaps the most complete fortune i have ever heard.

Hopefully this thread does not turn into a religious debate about god not being able to give you everything because he is not real.

 

[ScuffDUFF]

i got one that said "will you go to prom with me" from a senior chick when i was in high school.

 

[notomatoplz]

well, now it will.

 

[churchill]

couple months back i had one that said something along the lines of "hope for the best, but prepare for the worst", i was not to stoked on the Chinese for several weeks.

 

[-Dan]

 

[COrider]

you better use that wisely

 

[theblackrod]

"you will always get what you want through your charm and personality"

best one i ever got.

 

[Hansel.]

got one once that said, "you love chinese food" i keep that in my wallet

 

[uncleclimax]

i got one once that said "disregard all previous fortunes"

what a buzzkill that was.