my fish.

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ductapeboy

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my pet fishes name is fish. he is pink and frilly.... but tough as fuck. don't mess with him. he lives in a measuring cup. its a big one. 8 cups actually. he has the top off a 6 pack to swim through and hide in.... it keeps him safe from sea birds too. not that there are any birds in my kitchen... right.

Dave Pauls

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I like dead kittens.
 
this is what im talking about. anyway, havent your other fish died? try feeding this one... it helps.

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dude.... this one loves his food... he like atacks the shit... its sweet... and the other fishes are still living... but they are back in ontario... I am the GREATEST fish keeping guy.

Dave Pauls

www.corbettsskishop.com

I like dead kittens.
 
ive always wanted a fish maybe i will go buy one and stick it in a cup and give him food once a day... i could make a tunnel for him and line up like 10 cups and he could swim from cup to cup, how cool would that be and then on the other end i could have like a piranna and they could fight

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one time i head a fighting fish that my freind gave to me for free but he was lame and dumb he didnt even fight he was like the biggest chiken ever, and then i had to feed him and he stunk so i gave him to some girl i didnt know

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I have a pond in my back yard with lots of koi. I also had a fighting fish before...i use to wave a peacock feather near its tank and it would follow it like forever! Don't remember how it died though...

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I think you should name all your fish Jay.

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i think someone shud film some fish fighting and post it cuz that sounds pretty cool

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dave.. harvey and i got you fishes in whistler last year... you killed them in the vodka bottle..

then you come home to ontario and you buy 12 goldfish.. most of them die..

now you buy a fish and he lives in a cup.. i give him 2 weeks..

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dude... ive had the thing for like a month already... he is doing soooo good.

Dave Pauls

www.corbettsskishop.com

I like dead kittens.
 
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i know a kid who taped a fish to a shotgun, and pulled the trigger. i laughed

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i have a frog named jesus. does that count for anything? and once i had some goldfish, but they all died of some weird fungus...hmm...oh well.

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ha ha ha... a frog named jesus... thats some funy shit.... my tank used to be lined with bottle caps instead of gravel... it was sweet... but they started to rust and shit... so I took them out.

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I like dead kittens.
 
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i had a fish named sally for 5 years. She would swim to the bottom and float back to the top upside down for the last year of her life. It was sad.

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i had a hamster when i was 6...When i was petting it my cat snapped it out my hands and killed it...i was traumatized

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I know this sounds not too normal, but my dad had fish when my brother and I were little. We have something bigger than a 100 gallon tank in our basement. One day my brother and I could finally reach the fish food so we just dumped mass in. The fish ate too much and died, except for one gold fish. That gold fish didn't die until last year. Every time my friends would come over they were amazed it was still alive. That thing was at least 15 years old, I've never asked my dad when I got it, but I remember it being there since I was at least 4.

 
i had a fishy he lived at least 6 or 7 years also

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i had a fish, but it died...i guess they really do need to be in water...anyway fish rule, if you just sit there and watch them, they are just as interesting as when you watch your fingers move...they just like move...its wierd, and their mouths move...its dope

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i used to have a hampster and then when the first one died i got another and then when that one died i got another (and the cycle continued for like 6 or 7 generations of hampsters)

but the first one i had survived like and 6 foot fall and the it died from ceder chips, and then a few generations dow the road i had one with only three leg and it was faster than hell

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oh and my sister had a fish that got sucked up the filter (like in finding nemo) and lived in the fliter for like 4 of 5 days and we didnt know were it went and then we found it and it lived to be like 6 or 7 years old and then i died after my sister tryed to kill it for like 3 years by not feeding it and then it got reall cold in her room and she unpluged the heater on the tank so it died

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buy beta fighting fish and have a tournament to see which one survives and kills all the rest

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jay, no one wants to name their pets after you, even if i only knew one word and it was jay, i still wouldnt call my pet giraffe JAY, hed be nameless

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Dude my dad said when he was like 4 he tied his cat behind his tricycle and towed it until it died

 
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