My first time in Colorado

[NS_back_stabber]

so... idk what to say.... not what I was expecting, the only problems were

I just thought I would share my opinion

1: The name "Colorado" is lame

2: The runs are fucking short and gay

3 There was no "powder" to be found...

4 The locals are dicks and inconsiderate

5 The terrian park set up blew at Keystone

 

[gnar_bars]

Fuck you colorado is THE SHIT!!!!! but ill give it to you, depending on where you went the locals can be dicks. where did you go

 

[CarRamRod]

Im gonna take a stab in the dark and say he went to keystone

 

[CarRamRod]

Im gonna take a stab in the dark and say he went to keystone

 

[selkirks]

...and where do you ski?

 

[shragler]

naive little smurf



he was being smurfastic

 

[BravoWhiskey5280]

You fuck, Colorado is the shit. Sarcasm is taken seriously when coming to these terms. No I demand that you take back what you said because all those terms apply to states like Arkansause and Alabama.

 

[gnar_bars]

oh ya forgot that he comented on the park at keystone, my bad

 

[LO_GO]

wow really? you dont know what your missing out on in colorado. you may have had a shitty first visit but that was just you first inpression you probabley went sking on the busy day of the busy time of year, like any ski reasorts the day wouldnt be great. thats just my two cents.

 

[Dainsey]

i stabbed your mom in the dark

 

[eheath]

The last statement seems false.

 

[Valind]

So you are telling me that where you ski in Ohio has more that 3,128 foot vert and the longest run at your mountain is longer than 3.5 miles? Has more than 3,148 ski able acres? Wow, where do you ski? I would love to visit that.

 

[RICK_ROSS]

your moms park blew!

 

[el_chupacabra]

number 3 is the only one that could be considered slightly true. for some reason people on the east assume colorado snow is like that of bc and utah when in fact those areas generally have much better powder conditions
your other four statements however were clearly written by an ignorant prepubescent little hore...don't fuck with colorado

 

[NS_back_stabber]

the sarcasm in this post was spotted, but maybe nobody saw the smurf?

 

[emopoppins]

come on guys this was an easy one to detect heavy sarcasm in.

 

[Benedetto.]

I've only flown west of the mississippi and stopped in cali once on a lay over but I know the runs can not be short in Colorado. This kid just needs attetion. We should all understand cause we were in middle school once, too.

 

[p-oskier]

I can clearly see its sarcasm but now tell me why you fucking loved it cause I am going in 2 weeks and I wanna get stoked!!

 

[winterparksuks]

the reason people are dicks right now is because there is no fucking snow you dumb asshole.

 

[Blurst]

Well by that statement at least one of his complaints were true but when i was in Colorado I had a fantastic experience.

 

[.frenchy]

youve gotten banned from newschoolers 5 times. you dont have to come back the next time.

 

[8ONE657]

i lol'd.

 

[nitsua]

you would you whoooooooore

 

[8ONE657]

 

[superpoluha]

im pretty confused about all this namecalling

 

[Tasche]

"" aside Colorado snow has sucked dick this year. Keystones park is awesome this year though.

 

[Turnup_swiperigh]

colorado is so boss, ive gotten like 2 feet of fresh in the spring, it was sick pow

 

[RJD2]

Plenty of snow when i was hiking Highlands there two weeks ago. Loved it.

 

[Ski303]

I won't waste time disagreeing. You can just leave . Go have sex with yourself and a light post back Texas you piece of shit.