My first rail attempt, i ended up stradeling the rail. But thank god the rail hit the inside of my thigh about an inch from my balls. It hurt like a little bastard and left a nasty bruise, but it could have been worse.
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For my next miracle, I'll take this water and turn it into Funk!
-Jesus, from the Family Guy
Thanksgiving is kind of a weird holiday. I mean, we're celebrating the one time in history we got along with the Native Americans. Its like a date rapist saying 'We should concentrate on the great dinner we had before the evening started.'