My first night of summer..

SlickRick.

SlickRick.

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so last night was the first legit night of summer right... im havin a dope night, went to a chill bonfire with some friends etc, then on my way home i get pulled over, 10 minutes before curfew (1150). Im sketchin cause i had a few drinks. pig's pretty chill about things and just says i beter hurry up and get home because there have been many thefts lately, probably garage hoppiing or some hardcore shit like that, and he tells me they will be on full duty tonight patrollin that area. I call his bluff. Around 2 im with my dudes and some broads right.. we're drinkin and smokin in some park, you know the deal, when we se a po roll by, then another one speedin in the other direction, prick wasnt lyin. We're all sketchin the fuck out, and take off. We decide to peace to the respective houses were crashin at(at least a mile through developments). We are all dartin lbetween yards and across streets, and got passed by three or so cops. My heart probably along with everyone else's is goin fuckin apeshit in my chest. I didnt want this night to begin and end my summer of junior year. Eventually everyone is home except me and my one dude erik. Ok were walking through these creepy ass woods tryin to make as little noise as possible, when we here cracking branches up ahead, and this wasnt no coon. We have no idea what to do at this point, and im sketchin more than the time i stole a pretzel rod from the cafeteria in third grade. We silently agree to pull a complete u-y and book it back to where we entered the woods, and take it to the street. I'm absolutly trippin balls now and were straining to see any cars comin. After walking for awhileon the street, we are about a block away from his house, and of course erik spots a parked 5-0 at the elementary school inbetween us and his house. Just imagine your mackin on some chick, and you think your finally gunna lose your V, when she whips a dick out her pants. same feeling. now im just pissed and were holdin our ground, then the worse fuckin thing happens. A dog barks and the po yells "stop its the police." fuck that we take off in the opposite direction and split up. cop lets the dog fly, and im fuckin sprintin through these woods like fuckin pocahontas. I had my phone in my hand an a new era cap on and while im runnin i lose both em. Im pretty much screwed and not particularly lookin forward to bein mauled by this ravaging dog behind me. About a minute into the chase i, being the dumbfuck i am, finally realize that i have a quarter of bud in my pocket. Wonder why the dog was so keen so i fuckin chuck it behind me and the dog stops barking. i ran at least a mile to this road that divides my city and the neighboring one, and post up in this big pile of overgrown shrubs and shit in the next city. slept there from 330-630 while mosquitos are mowin me down. soon as the sun rose irun back to eriks house and go home, which is where i sit right now, phone and hatless.
 
well technically today is the first day of summer so tonight would be the first night..

but i don't really understand what the big deal with the cops "catching" you would be? you didn't do anything wrong? even if you're town has a curfew they usually just tell you to go home and you're parents don't even find out. just seems like a huge hassle of running thru woods and shit just to go home.
 
well the curfew in my town is 1 am for anyone under 18, i think the most they could do would be to drive you home in their cop car.. last year (age 16) i was out with my friend for a blunt walk at like 2 am and a cop past us, clearly saw us.. didn't slow down or anything.. if you're not causing trouble they don't really care.
 
hahahahahah epic

someone should use the liine when he said "your mackin on a girl and you htink your gunna loose your v, but then she pulls out a dick outa her panties. same feeling."

hahahahahah or something like that hahahahha mad funny, but id try to go look for your phone and hat. your hat is prolly gone and the phone is prolly hard to find but worth a try
 
took my suggestion and made it into a new thread eh? well im glad i dont hve to read it all again. its still a badass story
 
they take you the thestation and the parents have to pick you up in our city. and we were drunk and blunted as fuck with shit on us so we deffeintly would have been screwed
 
Hopefully the cop didn't get a hold of your phone. He could like track you down with it or something weird.
 
dude i hope you find your weed, a quarter is... well.... 7 grams, im tryin to find that if you're not gonna LULLLZZZ. but so you made it outta that shit? dipped and everything? bomb. at least thats legit. holla skiers know how to sprint and im glad youre living charge free., WEEEERD>
 
you best hope those cops didn't get the drop on your cell bro. your house number is on there i'm guessing next thing you know your parents are pickin up the phone talkin to the po about some punk kid dropping his cell in the woods running from the fuzz.

 
well, if this sorta thing does happen, you could bullshit your way saying, that you lost your phone there a few days ago or somethin like that. it'd be hard to do, but worth a shot if it's your last bet
 
if you weren't doing anything wrong why were you freaking out? that cop shouldnt have stopped you from going home or wherever.

you're just a noob.
 
alright big guy lets hear your stories. because posession, consumption, curfew, and presumed thefts arent exactly childs play.
 
yea your definatly better off to dip, rather than test your luck trying to talk your way out of it. i would assume that being out after curfew would give the cops probable cause to search you, thus finding your quarter.

its sucks there was a dog though, cause a normal cop, honestly, i see so many that i know i could outrun and like hop over some shit and just skate, like, they have big ass boots, a fuckin batman utility belt and a vest that weighs a decent amount.

and your analogies made me laugh pretty hard, the virginity/dick one, and the pocahontas one.. ahah
 
your v card losing anology was great.

we have a curfew here too, but usually the cops are pretty chill if your out as long as you are walking home. if i ever get caught walking home, i always say, well i could be driving home drunk instead. and usually they let you carry on.
 
dude he had a quarter of weed...i think theyd get him on atleast possession then breathalize him or some shit...we had a pretty sik summer solstice...hookah'd until 12, went out got shit faced at a bonfire in a field on a mountain...stole like 15 beers in our pack...went back to the house and hookah'd and drank da beers...then we ended it all with a 4 mile walk to the beach at 4 am
 
hahahahahaha that pocahontas shit got to me. god damn. anyways wise decision to run, no reason to test your luck if you could of gotten out of it by running. go back and look for your cellular though. and who cares if they find it? that could mean you were there fucking 5 days ago. at least if they found it you'd get it back. nice story though. the dog sucks, cause i'd bet i could outrun any cop that chased me but fuck that dog bullshit.
 
My first night (last friday) was me going out with a couple of guys and trying to go to a party, we go to the party and the cops were there so we dipped out before they could say anything then we went to a store to get 40s and dutchs. in the car rolling dutchs just finish a cannon, spark it and a cop rolls up to the spot next to us, knocks on the window and is like happy summer you kids get home safe so i was kind jumpy after that and we went to go drink and longboard in the parking lot of a nursery home and the cops came and kicked us out then we went to a headshop and got salvia then home. Moral of the story is... COPS RUIN EVERYTHING!!!!!!!
 
my first legit day of being free, i basically had an exam in the morning, went to friends house, was full on trashed by 2 in the afternoon and continued to drink for the rest of the night and a field party and woke up still a little drunk the next morning, it was a good way to celebrate
 
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