My favorite canadian skier joke.

[lawless]

how does the ski patrol get a dozen canadian jibbers out of the pipe at the end of the day.

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he says "hey, can you guys get out of the pipe please? thankyou"

 

[wskibum176]

wtf, that makes no sense

 

[chillonhill]

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[freestyleskiin]

honestly

 

[peter.doubleu]

worst joke ever

 

[cjgncjgn]

its a joke on how we are a polite nice people.

I say thank you!

 

[chillonhill]

how does the ski patrol get a lawless kid out of the pipe?

He says hey kid Micheal Jackson is down in the Chalet!

 

[freestyleskiin]

the worst joke i have ever heard

 

[lawless]

canadians are very polite

 

[BK]

it works cause canadians are all pussies.

 

[peter.doubleu]

ic still the worst joke ever

 

[lawless]

ya got any better canadian skier jokes.

 

[quebecfreestyler]

actualy, it's not funny at all but thaT WOULD WORK WITH ME

sorry for the caps

 

[gambino500014]

that was probably the stupidest post i have ever seen

 

[bermbuster49]

delete

 

[RoCkTwiNTiPs1919]

it would be funnier if the ski patrol guy was canadian because that would imply that canadians always take a passive approach to everything and let others push them around.(which isnt true in some cases) but the joke wudda been better.

 

[t3shellvenom]

u laughed...you guys hae no sence of humour

 

[chugLIFE]

BURN!! canadians are polite!! BURNNN!!!!!!!!!

 

[___ASP___]

pussies who could kick ur ass! burnnnnnn

 

[cgregg]

thats a good joke

 

[FUUUCK]

hahaha americans are funny....they think we're nice!

 

[freezed]

haha...i like it.

 

[Tapes]

The worst 2 jokes I've ever seen.

 

[eheath]

You're gay.

 

[Elife]

i liked the original joke...props

 

[GhostfaceKillah]

i laughed, maybe it only appeals to canadians

 

[GURT]

bad joke

 

[twix_182]

how does the ski patrol get a dozen canadian jibbers out of the pipe at the end of the day.

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this is a main gasline, eh

 

[espen^R]

my fav is..... I dont have any. im norwegian. and I dont get that on either

 

[wskibum176]

why did someone bring this stupid thread back?

 

[rachael575]

canadians are cool

 

[skiierman]

I heard this one from a bike movie.

The story of how Canada got it's name...

Originally Canada was just named Cnd on maps but while re-doing the maps one of the Canadian's asked his buddy, "Hey how do you spell Cnd?" and his buddy replies, "C eh, N eh, D eh." Thus forward Cnd was renamed Canada.

 

[dudemac]

what did the canadian say to the american?

ELLO!

 

[STAUSS]

oh man

 

[rachael575]

thats a better one

 

[Jake...]

that is a better one ahaha

 

[Collgan]

You must be american! I am sorry if us canadians don't bully everyone around for oil and bomb places for fun.

 

[r.w]

fuck you

 

[public_enemy720]

same

 

[dudemac]

you must be canadian!

 

[mckeeman]

how do you get a bunch of canadian jibbers out of the pipe?

tell them their sac of weed fell out of their pocket at the bottom of the lift...

 

[KeegLove]

thank you.

 

[PembyLoc]

How many Canadian skiers does it take to change a light bulb?

6!

1 to change the light bulb

5 to bring the BEER!!!!!

(that was weak........whatever)

 

[RWalker]

booooooooooo that joke sucked ass

AK pride

 

[Von]

that first joke was funny

especialy if you have seen Canadian Bacon

 

[iheartskiing7]

i don't get it

 

[kickerlicker]

funniest joke i have ever hear rofl

 

[andy_boy]

At least it was better than the one this topic was created for.

 

[lyndon]

ya.....NOT!!!! at least in canada, kids dont shoot their parents wioth pelet guns. i herad about that on the news, and i found that to be disturbing

 

[twix_182]

but did u hear that the pellets bounced off with no harm and killed a Canadian bystandard

 

[chugLIFE]

shotgun is a completely different word in canada, and it has nothing to do with a gun...