My Dog.

ScratchCobra66

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I got her when i was 4, when i was old enough too i took care of her, everyday i would feed her take her for walks, and everynight i would sit here scratching her head as we sat at the computer, i would sleep with this dog, i love it. Well i just found out we have to put it down in a week. Man im so fucking sad, i dont know what to do. Sorry i know im going to get ragged on for posting this, i just have to talk about it, im going crazy, this dog is like my sister, we did everything together...

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'Why did you stop at a red light and let me hit you doing eighty!?'

-Dane Cook.
 
dude thats terrible, i feel ya. Just think of the times you had fun with your dog. that'll ease the pain

 
you could always offer to be put down instead

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Yeha hey i have an idea, fuck you cock suck, that wasint funny.

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'Why did you stop at a red light and let me hit you doing eighty!?'

-Dane Cook.
 
i had a dog once...and then i got hit by a truck...i feel ur pain

'HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO RELAX WHEN I MAN IS GONNA STICK HIS TWO FINGERS IN MY ASSHOLE'

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you told us to rag on you... and i just dont like you... sorry though.

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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

Smuggs has a good point. Julia Roberts tried eating me when i was an orphan, but i bit her toe off, so she left me alone. - misterbinz
 
its people like you Crystal that make this world a fucking shitty place, you dont even fucking know me, and you dont like me? Your a fucking moron, that kind of kid that gets made fun of everyday, but you still think your the shit, if i ever met you face to face i would pound the ever living shit out of you, you fucking dolt, shut your fucking tramp you dousche.

FARP

'Why did you stop at a red light and let me hit you doing eighty!?'

-Dane Cook.
 
best of luck cobra. you're gonna feel pretty empty for a while. just try to think of all the good times u 2 had, and find solace in knowing that the dog won't be in any pain.

Cats. the other white meat.
 
thats as good as a command on ns, that and yeah you might not suck, but scratchcobra sucks.

'hey brian do you know what this means? this beer will still be fizzy long after your dead and we get a new dog, you know to help the kids get over you.'

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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

Smuggs has a good point. Julia Roberts tried eating me when i was an orphan, but i bit her toe off, so she left me alone. - misterbinz
 
Hey man, I feel ya. I lost English Mastiff last December. I felt so bad, and decided to get another dog. Animals is so soothing, they even lower our blood pressure..

 
I have a Springer, yeah they are soothing, i love them, i am going to get another one, i hope.

FARP

'Why did you stop at a red light and let me hit you doing eighty!?'

-Dane Cook.
 
i love my current yellow lab so much that i think it is a smart decision to get another one before she dies, sort of like a backup dog to ease the pain

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I have a Springer, yeah they are soothing, i love them, i am going to get another one, i hope.

FARP

'Why did you stop at a red light and let me hit you doing eighty!?'

-Dane Cook.
 
you sleep with your dog... and you dog is like your sister.. whoa man.. maybe thats why your parents are putting it down.

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'I heard of Trimin the hedges, but you done scorched the earth..' Dave Chapelle.

patj
 
haha. naw, i dont sleep sleep with her, like she sleeps next to my bed.

FARP

'Why did you stop at a red light and let me hit you doing eighty!?'

-Dane Cook.
 
I remember when one of my old dogs was put down. I was really sad, but he was blind, and old. In the end, my family ended up getting another dog just like him, although he isn't blind, he's a really cool dog. He watches tv, chases laser pointers, he can do all sorts of stuff. just rmember the good times, and be happy that you might be able to get another dog just like him, or better.

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I hate dogs and dogs hate me. I have 2 huge bitemarks and nerve damage on my wrists from where 2 giant german shepards mauled me.

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our dog got cancer, ive had 2 cats get hit by a car, 1 cat drown in our pool, and a dog die from cancer in the last year. now we have a golden retreiver puppy. its sick.

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If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.

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Me 'hey, theres a lot of clean people in there that i dont recognize.. must be tourists'

 
^like sick as in Stellar, not as in ill..

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If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.

Darren Butler 'God made dirt, so dirt dont hurt... its the rocks that get ya.'

Me 'hey, theres a lot of clean people in there that i dont recognize.. must be tourists'

 
i have a border collie thats like really huge. We have been to like 4 vets and none of them have ever seen one that big. thats why she has hip problems and we might have to put her down soon.

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1. Become as gay as possible.

2. Try to fit in.

3. Drink the bong water.

 
get a new puppy, i bet you wont be sad anymore. or cut off a finger then you will only feel pain.

I cant spell so get use to it or il spork you to death

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I just had to put down my dog Butch, he was a really great dog. I was was really sad because I loved him to death, but I must say I got over it. It does suck though and I hated seeing him so sick(lympoma) and in so much pain. I am sorry dude, that sucks.

Driving that Train
 
crystal your a fucking douche bag. who makes fun of someone when ther gonna loose something that close to them. have you ever had a dog? im guessing you havent because you have no idea how he feels. cock sucker

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'uh-oh! weve drawn judge schnider.''is that bad''well i kinda ran over his dog''oh dear''well replace kinda with repeatedly, and dog with son'
 
crystal, you need a fucking life, or a fucking heart. seriously, this kids dog died, he dosent need you and your sarcastic shit bringing him down even more. leave him alone.

 
sorry scratch

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i lost my turtle when i was little and i was sad and crying too, but after a while you feel better.

**CCR**
 
I grew up with my dog man, they put him down when i was in the 3rd grade, so i was probably like... 9. My parents never told me but they told everybody else. I cried for what seemed like 2 days straight. I know how you feel, i still miss my dog.

i was going to go for a quad daffy but i was like, why huck? -mommy
 
I don't like you either scratchcobra, but im sorry about the dog, pets are cool

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my orriginal dog died of kiddney problems and it sucked but i got a new dog and you'll get over it but it sucks that it has to go sory man

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haha, no body likes me, i find that kinda humorus...

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'Why did you stop at a red light and let me hit you doing eighty!?'

-Dane Cook.
 
haha crystal's first comment was so funny...but sorry about you're dog.

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poor doggy

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rollercoaster or a dragon tail....but with a rollercoaster you can session to that song 'i wanna ride...a rollercoaster baby baby...i wanna ride ect'- me

DONT WORRY....MIDGET BITES ARENT FATAL!!
 
seriuosly it was a fucking joke, calm down... and i did say i was sorry.

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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

Smuggs has a good point. Julia Roberts tried eating me when i was an orphan, but i bit her toe off, so she left me alone. - misterbinz
 
i had a dog for a long time. then it died and i was really sad. we just adopted this new dog and i dont really like him , he bites me sometimes.

this is not a joke

 
Just be happy that you wont have to pick up shit anymore.

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that always sucks man...i feel ya. i had to put my golden retriever down that i had for about 12 years...so so sad.

'Afterlife....if I knew I had to go through another life I'd kill myself right now'
 
We never cleaned up poop, she always shit in our elderly neighbors yard.

FARP

'Why did you stop at a red light and let me hit you doing eighty!?'

-Dane Cook.
 
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