My Dog Keeps Ring-and-Running Me.

[tBatt]

So my mom leaves for work about about an hour before I wake up. When she does, our dog walks over to my room and scratches on my door. I usually lay in bed waiting for it to stop, but it doesn't stop.

I would suspect that he wants to come into my room and sleep with me because I'm so warm and comforting. Me, being the gentleman I am, open the door and invite him into my room.

Instead of coming in, he just looks at me and runs away. The fucker is essentially ring-and-running me. Except I don't have a doorbell to ring, so he just scratches it.

What the hell do I do?

here is a picture of him in a munchkins box.

 

[.AR6rider.]

Leave your door open?

 

[californiagrown]

leave your door cracked dumbass.

or drop kick him out the window. a little rat-dog like that should have never been bred.

 

[midwestpowhunter]

Do what any respectable person does when they get ding dong ditched.. Chase that fucker w an aluminum baseball bat screaming

 

[Blurst]

Best option for sure

 

[Huck_Norris]

just be glad he can't flaming bag of poo you.

But really... Put it in the microwave and get a fucking guinea pig to replace it, they'll never notice.

 

[bdarb207]

first you can stop calling it a dog and go from there.

 

[pat_in_the_hat]

Why did you let it get out of your purse?

 

[derbski]

He probably wants you to let him out to go take a shit. I just took my morning dump, and I know that if I had to rely on anybody in this thread, myself included, to wake up and open the door so I could go shit, I would be obnoxious too.

 

[tBatt]

I have a picture of him in a microwave somewhere actually.

Killing him isn't an option. The dog I actually liked died a few days after Christmas. This is the only one left. My mom would be pissed.

 

[clive_bixby]

Try walking him in the morning. I walk my border collie for 20 mins and he is ready to go back to bed

 

[northeast]

next time he pulls this bullshit, stomp that motherfucker.

 

[dunkaroos]

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[RickAstley]

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[Abc567def]

close the muchkins box?

 

[Clark_Griswold]

don't know why but i lost so hard imagining OP putting that little rat dog in the microwave ahah k+ sir

 

[SSteezle]

that's fucked up dude

 

[[hamnuts]]

He's so cute he just wants options, leave it cracked open a bit. He's such a cutie!

 

[Spinoza]

+1

 

[a_pla5tic_bag]

ding dong ditch?

why's the dog in a munchkin box.

 

[Amadeus.]

You should of just "accidentally" "ate" him while he was in the munchkins box.

 

[squibble]

that dog knows what its doing. next time throw your pillow at it, when you run out of pillows start throwing stuff

 

[tBatt]

The problem is that I'm supposed to be sleeping. Walking him =/= sleeping.