My dog can do backflips, what can your dog do?

[Steazel]

Like the title says my dogs throwing backflips since hes 7 ( dog years) he doesnt really "land" them its kinda like a rodeo to back. What can your dog do??!

 

[s_a_m]

sit, roll, laydown, shake..................my dogs not too smart

 

[Dhane]

my dog just kinda sits around and farts.

 

[infedel_one]

vid or it didnt happen and yallz claimin

 

[Steazel]

Ill see what i can get but i can promise you its magical. . Also ill have to see if he even wants it filmed, hes kinda camera shy

 

[Lemuel]

sit, lie down, possum, roll over, sit on her hind legs, spin (clockwise), twirl (counterclockwise), say her prayers, sad face, crawl, wait, bow. thats alot and it was alot of work to teach her all that

 

[TOAST.]

wHATS POSSUM

 

[Steazel]

Dang, quite a load there would like to know what possum was and how did you teach that?? Would def be a great skill to add to my dogs bag of tricks.

 

[tBatt]

take bong rips.

 

[spliff.Life]

^hahahhah

 

[gordie.]

my dog's are super smart, my mom trains them and does dog agilitysome of the stuff they can do:if you say "your furs on fire"! then they'll stop drop and roll overif you say" call 911!" then theyll bark 3 times and then get my mom's cellphone, as long as they know where it isthey both have white patches of fur near their feet, sorta like socks rightso another trick is you ask them to "show me your socks" and they lift their feet upanother one is my mom asks them "whos your mamma' and they both point at her, its sweet
my dogs have the most pimpin tricks.

 

[.KYLE.]

My dog acts like a cat he does a purr type thing when hes happy, and hes like just a agile as a cat, and hes scared of everything. i think his mom got knocked up by a cat.

 

[gordie.]

hard to to detect internet sarcasm or just plain retardation?

 

[MADmidwest]

lick his butt

 

[Pman13a]

my dog rings a bell when she wants to go outside

 

[m.brus]

Sit, Down, Rollover, Shake-a-paw...I have a lame ass dog

 

[H0NKY]

My dog is a lazy fatass

 

[icecreamsandwich]

ok that's cool. i am going to try to teach my dog the stop drop and roll one. haha.

my dogs are kind of lame, well they are adorable, but they don't know many tricks. they can sit, down, high five, shake a paw, crawl, and stay. actually just the beagle can high five and shake a paw - we didn't teach the rottie, hes too big for that trick.

 

[Peter.]

my rabbit does 3's regularly

 

[pat_in_the_hat]

my dog sneezes on command

 

[Panchuk]

my goldfish can do a backflip.

 

[charmander]

my digs know sit, and one knows shake.thats it haha

 

[KLovelace]

my cat can throw down hard..

but my old dog.. i used to try and make her do side rolls but she can only spin left... unnatty spns were like the craziest thing ive ever seen happen on her.. she would just tweak out halfway and roll left again.

 

[skiblandford]

he can bark at the mail man

 

[Aaaron.]

my 96lb st bernard knows "head"

taught him with a manikin that had bacon spray all over it's head.

when you say "head" he puts his paws on the shoulders of the dummy and goes right for the neck.

my dad used to go camping by himself alot, so he would take sam along incase something happened.

\claim

 

[Gnarshred]

The Bunny I live with can ejaculate in a mere 2 seconds of humping... I feel so violated...

 

[laxstar]

epic lawl still laughing now... my dog is a cunt she can sit, lay down, and shake but she is really good at just barking at every person that comes to our house...

 

[timmi]

my dog can fuck your dogs shit up

 

[PhaedeD]

My dog can find weed and other drugs lost in my house with its amazing nose and training.

 

[SFBv420.0]

Ya Mon

 

[dwoods5]

My dog can throw 3's, and I'm not even kidding. She has to face away from me then I throw a ball in the air behind her shoulder, and she jumps, and she naturally spins because she tries to get the ball, the momentum carries her into a 360.

 

[carbon.pulse]

My cat bomb drops off roofs to flat on a daily basis.

 

[CANNON^]

fuck buying weed, just have ur dog go ino ur friends house and snif out he weed!! free weed!!

 

[quixotic]

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[frenchsteeze]

my dog fucks other dogs

 

[Meases_Pieces]

my dog can put the laundry in the dryer and shut the door no joke

 

[thizzey]

eat your dog

 

[mmallender.]

my cat can catch bats out of the air, no joke, i woke up one night and my cat had a bat in its mouth (still alive too) so ha!

 

[Hansel.]

where the fuck do you sleep at night? last time i checked bats usually live outside on a daily basis

 

[Peter.]

my neighbors cat can open doors by pulling the handle, and it gets in cat fights with wild cats and wins

 

[mmallender.]

my cat brought the bat right in the house, scared the shit out of me, got up to take a pee at like 4am, turned on the light, saw my cat had some random little black shit in her mouth, she dropped it, it was a bat, i flipped a shit and went and took a pee then went back to bed.

 

[Hansel.]

oh haha

 

[CFD]

He's thrown a kettle over a pub, what have you done?

 

[Elg]

My cat used to wake my up for school! She would jump and grab onto the doorhandle of my door an get the door open, and then get in my bed and wake me up. At the exact same time every day until the snow started falling. Now she doesn't do it anymore, and i've been late for school a few times...

 

[ECfreeski3]

that is AWESOME. the only thing that could make it better is if she had a j in her mouth for you when she woke you up