MY DAD RIDES TROUBLEMAKERS!

EastCoastPride

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WHAT DOES YOUR DAD RIDE?

Teddy

SRMC

Poniverus

''We should be penguin poachers. We raid penguin farms to make super special chocolate Penguin FFFCHWWW Milk. Then after the milk harvest we can keep the penguins as our pets. DANK shit if you ask me.'' -FreshCoast
 
and no asinine comments about how he rides your mother. we all know that.

Teddy

SRMC

Poniverus

''We should be penguin poachers. We raid penguin farms to make super special chocolate Penguin FFFCHWWW Milk. Then after the milk harvest we can keep the penguins as our pets. DANK shit if you ask me.'' -FreshCoast
 
ARMADA TANNER HALL 05 PROMODEL PROTOTYPES. YOUR DAD IS SO LAST YEAR. LOSER.

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-Dan

DyNoMiTe!
 
MY DAD IS BIGGER THAN YOUR DAD!

Teddy

SRMC

Poniverus

''We should be penguin poachers. We raid penguin farms to make super special chocolate Penguin FFFCHWWW Milk. Then after the milk harvest we can keep the penguins as our pets. DANK shit if you ask me.'' -FreshCoast
 
my dad rides 178 volant powers. they are fun to carve with

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Hi, my name is Sam Caylor. And i made the above post.
 
BUT MY DAD IS BIGGER THAN YOUR DAD!

Teddy

SRMC

Poniverus

''We should be penguin poachers. We raid penguin farms to make super special chocolate Penguin FFFCHWWW Milk. Then after the milk harvest we can keep the penguins as our pets. DANK shit if you ask me.'' -FreshCoast
 
DAMMIT!

Teddy

SRMC

Poniverus

''We should be penguin poachers. We raid penguin farms to make super special chocolate Penguin FFFCHWWW Milk. Then after the milk harvest we can keep the penguins as our pets. DANK shit if you ask me.'' -FreshCoast
 
my dads getting 180 arv's

'well it looks like we fucked up and killed the only son of god because we're fucking gay like gay porn'
 
YOUR DAD IS GETTING AN ASS-WHOOPING IS WHAT HE'S GETTING!

Teddy

SRMC

Poniverus

''We should be penguin poachers. We raid penguin farms to make super special chocolate Penguin FFFCHWWW Milk. Then after the milk harvest we can keep the penguins as our pets. DANK shit if you ask me.'' -FreshCoast
 
^ i hope your talking to pegleg boy and not me...

'well it looks like we fucked up and killed the only son of god because we're fucking gay like gay porn'
 
My dad has salo verse 10 theyre like semi twin tips.

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191 10.ex

I feel bad for people who don't drink, cause when they wake up in the morning, thats the best the're going to feel all day
 
mantis 777, and x-screams

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Drop Cliff's, Not Bombs

Make Turns, Not War
 
His secretary...

'lets all go to hell for having sex!' Lateralis

'jib_this why are you such an ass? all your posts are dissing someone els (sic)' Krongos

Whistler Sucks.

 
195 x-screams

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yeah this one time, I got really wasted, and took the most violent shit ever. serious. my ass and I fought for most of the night, but in the end I was vitorious, until that back stabber attacked after our treaty, and i had to get new boxers - lineskier03
 
my friends dad is a crazy fisherman... he grabs his bully and straightlines everything, hes a mad man. i heard he went in the park last year and was throwin down with another dad... one was stickin the 3s... my dad rides volants...

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Sam Caylor - Famed Fatass, Post Whore, And All Around Slut Bag
 
my dad fractured his tibia platue at whistler last season. bas shiiieeeeeeoooott

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yeah this one time, I got really wasted, and took the most violent shit ever. serious. my ass and I fought for most of the night, but in the end I was vitorious, until that back stabber attacked after our treaty, and i had to get new boxers - lineskier03
 
191 10.ex

woah do we have the same dad?

Matt

Member 2912

Last Week I went to Outdoor school Camp with my grade.My teacher was in a Field talking to his Girlfriend at 11:30 pm, my friend and I were suspicious so we flashed a flaslight in the eyes of my teacher and they were closed. We Burst out laughing I said 'His having phone sex'. So the Next Day I went around and told EVERYONE in my grade what happened last night. I said to them 'on the count of 3 we'll say MR. GIBSON were you MASTERBATING last night. My teacher we so red, it was fucking Hilarious

My Teacher: Yeah I Whack The Dog

Another story coming soon...
 
metal volants

*OFFICIAL NS SQUID*

BITE IT...you scum bucket fucking whore - GG Allin

I see you standing... you think your soooo cool... why dont u just, FUCK OFF- Guns n Roses

 
my dad rides a rossi snowboard, he used to ride a marrow, yeah my dads a boarder

Gotta Love The Midwest

Bring On That Good Ol White Stuff
 
my dad rides volants... remember what a big deal those were when tehy first came out???

'Chief Heavily Whipped? Yeah guy, THAT's a name to be proud of...'
 
atomic sugar daddy i think like 184.

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i sure would like to rest ... but the energy gets the best of me. its been a wild ride i wouldnt change a minute i cant slow down inside guess thats why i live it

-311-

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then the atomic 11 20 at 190

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i sure would like to rest ... but the energy gets the best of me. its been a wild ride i wouldnt change a minute i cant slow down inside guess thats why i live it

-311-

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Im tghe only skier in my family

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Equipe ##LETTERLETTER.### (whatever)

Don't know about this season, hopefully some trouble makers!

-Lauren

I'm not much of a man by the light of day

But by night I'm one hell of a lover

I'm just a sweet transvestite

From Transexual Transylvania...

 
my dad used to have these straight 200s that were pink and purple, but sweet skis. then he went and got some rossis that are 180 or 190 I'm not sure, doesnt matter since he looks like Stien Erikson when he skis (no one piece though). He'll kick your ass though, he has so much style and grace from being a partoller and instructor

-->Colleen

ski the east
 
my dad and mom ski on those super super super old 1080s, they got them for me and my brother for christmas when they came out, and they decided they wanted them, so they took em

=J. KIESEL=

Poniverus
 
wow eastcoastpride, you said no asinine comments and you are the one that is making them all.

-jason-

freedom, tolerance, love and peace
 
he skis xxx's but he ruined them by putting rossi power 140 race bindings on them

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i love the smell of napalm in the morning

snow smells good to

uncle jemimas mash liqour it will fuck you up
 
JEFF'S MOM RIDES 1080'S!

oh snAP!

Teddy

SRMC

Poniverus

''We should be penguin poachers. We raid penguin farms to make super special chocolate Penguin FFFCHWWW Milk. Then after the milk harvest we can keep the penguins as our pets. DANK shit if you ask me.'' -FreshCoast
 
he rides some nice volkl 188 something or others. Every year he hucks his 47 year old meat off some 25 footer out west on those babies, making me go 'whoa, at least i got good genes'

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SMS Session 2

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