My dad is fuckin crazy

.John.

.John.

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my dad just walked into my room decked out in all my ski gear and said "do I look steeze?" (that's right, steeze, not steezy). and started flashing gang signs and beat boxing. I said "No, you look fucking insane"

I am now grounded for being disrespectful
 
Man my dad does the same stuff... it's sweet! He'll be like "Check it I'm rockin it shibby!" "Radical dudes!"
 
My dad never would do that, its my mom, she is fucking crazy, she over emphisizes such words as sick, and sweet, just to piss me off, she's the devil.
 
the weird thing is, he went through the effort of putting on all my stuff and walking up the stairs to my room. was he just asking to be rideculed?
 
hahaha thats funny

ya my dad tried making fun of me once at the mountain but he just looked like he had down syndrom trying to sag his XXS pants
 
my dad does tha to me sometimes, but in a diffferent way.. since we have the same ski boot size, and somehow his fit in my skis. Once and a while he'll force me to use his 195 race skis, and take out my PE's
 
thats pretty much the raddest thing ever. the fact that you got grounded makes it even better too haha
 
hahahh john that's awsome. i can see the convo of u getting grounded happening with the rest of the convorsation.
 
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hahah i wish my dad was chill like that. the only thing remotely like that is wen i say "that was sick" he makes fun of me like "yeah gnarly duuude!!"
 
my dad says hes stoked, not to be cool he just does and me n my bro laugh and mimick him for a while and call him steezalicious and hes all confused
 
yeah dude my parents think im wasting money wen i spend 30 bucks on goggles, you can imagine wat they said wen i bought 300 dollar skis
 
one time when my dad was wearing a stupid looking red beanie and asked me: "how do i look?"

and i said: "umm... i don't know..."

he started yelling at me so i had to be in my room and if i played computer he would ground me for week.
 
"my dad just walked into my room decked out in all my ski gear and said "do I look steeze?" (that's right, steeze, not steezy). and started flashing gang signs and beat boxing. I said "No, you look fucking insane"

I am now grounded for being disrespectful"

when he came in the room you should'nt have said anything at just stared at him till he left
 
pretending to be ghetto is way funnier than actually being ghetto anyways. plus i get the feeling there's a chance your white so none of us should be ghetto anyways. and my dad's done that too but i didnt get grouned for calling him a bald cracker poser
 
hahaha thats funny as hell. My dad is big into saying "stoked" and "wack" as in, "I was skiing wack" rather than I was skiing switch. Then if I tell him a story he will say "but were you stoked?"
 
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA thats kind of like my dad and i keep tellin him to shut up, he works in brooklyn and he keeps saying the word nigger every 5 seconds, he comes home and hes like, "ayo, whatsup nigger?" and his favorite rapper is snoop dogg, but the funny thing is, is that hes asian
 
my dad gets all blazed out and unplugs the internet cause he thinks its funny to fuck with my NS/ IM habits
 
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